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In case you haven't seen it, darlings, Ashlee's ring!



Not gonna lie, I love it a lot. I've wanted a square stone surrounded by pavé in that kind of art deco style pretty much forever (yes, I am the kind of girl who goes and looks at engagement rings to see which kind she wants someday, shut up). Peeete, please design classy retro things for your clothing line as well as your fiancé.

The close-up-ness of that picture also lets us see that Ashlee's hand is kind of knocked around, which, guys, I know we had some great "wild rug sex" theories about her elbow burns in these pictures:



But I'm really starting to lean towards the theory that she is just kind of a klutz. ♥ ♥ ♥

In other news, said dork and dorkette are still painfully adorable. Shut uppppp with your stupid FACES, midgets in love.

Oh, and Nas has weighed in on Pete/Ashlee, of course. OBVIOUSLY.

Rapper Nas called the newly engaged couple "super people" and shared his recipe for rock star marital bliss with PEOPLE at a Belvedere vodka event. "Respect each person's individuality," said Nas, who has his own high-profile musical marriage with R&B singer Kelis. "Don't try to hog somebody or handcuff 'em. Help them grow and blossom."

I suddenly realized I had never posted this picture to my LJ, which is interesting, because it's my favorite picture ever taken in this universe. Pete is en route to a Panic orgy, there is no other possible option.

SPEAKING OF PANiC:



The thing about Panic at the Disco is that they have the approximate ridiculosity level of Gerard Way or Pete Wentz, ONLY MULTIPLIED TIMES FOUR. Sometimes people will try and front like there is someone sane in that band, the way Joe and Andy are sane in FOB or ...actually, no one is sane in My Chem either, are they. Look, what I am saying is, LIES. Each person in this picture is completely off their nut, and that fangirl KNOWS IT.

Oh hey, and you guys seriously came through for me on the picspam front, THANK YOU ALL!! There were even a couple of pictures in there I hadn't seen at ALL. For example:



HOW MANY SHIRTS ARE YOU WEARING, PWENTZ? IS THAT A DUDE IN A DRESS BEHIND YOU? IN CONCLUSION: ????????



I'd still hit it, though. I would hit it in a box, I would hit it with a fox. I am the ultimate winner at Pete Wentz sex chicken, seriously, challenge me at your own peril. I HAVE DEFEATED pearl_o AND loveyouallwrong. LOOK ON MY LIBIDO, YE MIGHTY, AND DESPAIR.



Now this, I had seen, but it still makes me lol. Waterwings! Necklace! Illusion of body fat! Andy in mesh shorts!



Obvs I had seen this too, but I have to mention that this represents my single favorite phase in Pete/Patrick picture taking. There was a period of time where SCRUNCH UP FACES AND BARE TEETH >:[] was their default response to a camera. Or else kissyfaces. Why did that beautiful era have to end, my loves? ;____;



Pete smiles are the best smiles, babies, don't deny it just because you wish Frank Iero could compete you hate puppies.



Um, may I direct your attention to PATRICK'S OPEN PANTS? This is a nerd who has just participated in a very enjoyable gangbang. Jesus.

...maybe I should go to bed now.