kalpurna | We are the law, you bloody clowns

My non-fandom bff, of all people, told me to update my LJ more last night, so here I am complying. The last class I have on Tuesdays and Thursday is biology and there is just no possible way that after being in two heavy discussion classes I'm going to pay actual attention once I get to the powerpoint lecture with notes posted online. YEAH, RIGHT.

School continues to go really fucking well. I mean, cross your fingers, knock on wood, but it's fourth week and smooth sailing so far.

My teacher just said getting tested for prostate cancer is "trendy" right now. (??)

Blah, the problem is that I just have nothing to talk about these days. I have been through, in quick succession, in the past few weeks:

A serious Fast and the Furious phase, which has resulted in my intense devotion to Vin Diesel as a human being. Please don't ask me how many pictures of him I have saved on my computer, I might cry.

A Life on Mars episode watching phase. Continuing my long tradition of loving characters who are nothing like me, I want to marry Gene motherfucking Hunt on the astral plane. I want to follow him around and watch him punch people for always.

A Life on Mars fic phase. That's an interesting fandom! They have their own car-themed rating system! They beat up Sam Tyler A LOT. I really wish H/C was my kink, because ka-ching.

A continuing Merlin fic phase. The great thing about Merlin fandom is that it requires absolutely no mental acrobatics as a longterm slash fan. It plugs right into the tradition, no jumps, no shocks. I honestly don't mean this as an insult: it is the box-mix-brownies of fandoms, always there when you want it and always filling in the way you expect.

This isn't a phase, but I continue to keep up religiously with HIMYM and 30 Rock, which I genuinely consider the best two shows on television.

Talk to me about one of these things or something from your own current lists, flist! I promise to actually reply to comments for once and not be an unmitigated scrub. Plus I'm going to go back and reply to some old comments so, uh, don't pass out from shock. /o\

ETA: DUE SOUTH/DISCWORLD FUSION. RUN, DO NOT WALK.

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Oh ino bandom had a huge amount of bs shitty fic. It's not like it was some sort of fandom Holy Grail where there was nothing but amazing fic as far as the eye could see.

There's this one song called Welcome to Heartbreak that's all about how lonely he feels, now that he's so rich and famous and awesome. And on the one hand, it's sad how alone and isolated he feels but on the other LOL KANYE. Tell me moar about how hard your life is, being incredibly rich and famous doing what you love and also, I can't help but think that one of the reasons he might feel isolated is because yk, he's Kanye and full of himself. (Don't take any of this to mean I don't love Kanye West, because I do, like an unhealthy amount. I have txt convos w/ Rio all the time about whether Kanye is okay and whatnot)

oh Kanyeeee. I fucking love him. The thing about Kanye West, and I mean, this is about the greatest compliment I could give a human being, the thing about Kanye is that if I were to make up a fictional character for Pete Wentz to fanboy, he would be that character.

I THOUGHT I COULD FINISH THIS COMMENT WITHOUT MAKING REFERENCE TO HIS NEED TO BE A DOPER PERSON WHICH STARTS WITH HIM NOT TELLING EVERYONE HOW DOPE HE THINKS HE IS, BUT THAT TURNS OUT TO HAVE BEEN OVERLY OPTIMISTIC.

Rio was like, liveblogging the South Park episode w/ Kanye to me. And she was LOLing when the Kanye character said "I am the voice of a generation!" and then we were like "dude, if Kanye hasn't actually said that, it's only a matter of time before he does."

Because being Kanye West means even the ridiculous things a parody of you says are incredibly likely to trufax be your internal feelings.

preach it, SQUIDBRAINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27704066/

KANYE WEST: YOU DON'T NEED TO INVENT HIM BECAUSE HE'S ALREADY REAL

O___O

IL THAT HE IS EVERYTHING I EXPECT HIM TO BE! LIKE... AS RIDIC AS I WRITE HIM IT IS IN NO WAY NOT IN LINE WITH CANON AND PROBABLY HOW HE REALLY TALKS.

Oh Kanye... ILU Kanye. You're such a down to earth kind of guy.

We are the law, you bloody clowns

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