kalpurna

OK, I don't know if y'all read go_fug_yourself (if you don't, you should). But the Tom Cruise entries lately are making me wet myself laughing. ESPECIALLY paired with this article, which pearl_o posted about earlier today.

I mean, first there was this.

"DON'T LOOK AT ALL THE BULGING VEINS IN MY NECK. I mean it. Don't look at them, Felicity. I will eat your placenta. I mean it. NOW LET'S ACT LIKE WE'RE HAVING SO MUCH FUN SOME MORE! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!"

And then there was this.

"Hey guys! Man! I LOVE THESE PHOTOGRAPHERS! Photographers are my FRIENDS."

But I think this is still my favorite.

Simon Pegg: "I'm so uncomfortable right now. Why is he HERE? Shouldn't he be home with his baby? I wonder if this shirt makes me look washed out. I bet it does. JESUS HE MAKES ME SO NERVOUS."