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My thoughts on Pete/Ashlee: they are pro. They are DECIDEDLY pro, and let me tell you why!

Pete Wentz has been in many fucked up romantic relationships in his life, and he was in the final explosion stage of one when he met Ashlee. He was on-again-off-again with Jeanae, and he was (if I can read into his actions, and I think I will) engaged in a pretty shitty and unhealthy starfucking phase. Michelle Trachtenberg, Lindsay Lohan - these were not people with whom he had a very meaningful connection. And while he was doing all of this, while he was being fucked up and messing around with people he didn't actually care about, he met Ashlee Simpson, and was, from all appearances, absolutely stunned to realize he liked her. They talked on the phone for hours! They actually enjoyed each other's company! But of course, this wasn't his love story, and he told that to anyone who asked.

...And then he realized he was in love with her.

YOU GUYS. HOW IS THAT NOT THE MOST ADORABLE LOVE STORY EVER? He fell in love with her by ACCIDENT, and she was nothing like anyone he'd ever dated, and being with her made him happy. He stopped putting his fist through car windows because of relationship drama! He talked about how insane it was to get to kiss your best friend! And then after a year and a half of dating, of sleepovers and tour ride-alongs and failmoshing and matching toenail polish, he realized he wanted to spend the rest of his life with this woman, and he asked her to marry him.

What I am saying is: on the issue of Pete/Ashlee, I vote yes. ♥



ON THE ISSUE OF BABIES: I do not think Ashlee is pregnant. I could be wrong, but I don't think so, and I think it's kind of shitty that there's such insane pressure for it to be true. HOWEVER, if it IS true, I would like to say that I was one of the early adopters of the Pete Would Be A Fucking Amazing Father party line, and I feel strongly that a combination of this:



and this:



is not something I could decline to AWWWWW at on a daily basis. Oh gosh, you guys. I firmly believe that the marriage = pregnancy witch-hunt is disgusting, and I am totally not implying that all married people desire or should have babies, AND YET, the mere possibility is causing my brain to leak out of my ears from sheer adorable. IMAGINE THE PICTURES HE WOULD POST TO HIS BUZZNET. IMAGINE THE PAPARAZZI SHOTS OF HIM TAKING HIS DAUGHTER BACK-TO-SCHOOL SHOPPING. I THINK I NEED TO GO LIE DOWN FOR A WHILE WITH A COOL CLOTH OVER MY EYES.