yoooooung loooooove [kalpurna]

I almost just made an entire LJ post to tell you guys that the vibrator I've been wanting to buy for YEARS is FINALLY in stock at GoodVibes at a time when I can afford it, but like, this fandom isn't Due South, I don't know if we have that kind of RELATIONSHIP, flist! I guess I don't tell you about my vagina that often, comparatively. Which reminds me, it's been more than a year since I got into bandom. Oh, wow. My bandom tag has 132 uses, and I don't even tag shit half the time when I post, so that is an underestimate.

My first bandom post ever is hilarious on a multitude of levels, ahahaha. First of all, I never finished that fic, lolz. Secondly, it is BRENDON/RYAN, DOUBLE LOLZ. (A totally valid and adorable ship, but not one I have been interested in reading since, oh, May of last year?) Thirdly, I originally did not include Spencer Smith in the story, because I found him boring. (?!) It is also immediately followed by my second bandom post, which is A THING OF GLORY AND BEAUTY FOREVER for its pure concentrated fail. oh god. It's also kind of close to my heart as the place where I met

ficbyzee - you know that thing where, like, you fangirl someone super hard for their fic, including this incredible thing they posted just as you got into the fandom that you used to reel in half your friends, and then they randomly show up in your journal a week later and offer to beta your faily OOC high school fic? Oh, that doesn't happen much? Huh!

Look, I've got to come clean. The reason I'm spamming so much the last couple days is that I have a fic out to beta right now, and it's the first thing I've ever finished with even VESTIGIAL plot, and it's about five times longer than any fic I've ever posted (which isn't very long, to be fair), and I'm pretty effing excited about it. Um. It's a 1700s German villager AU. What?

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AHAHAH THOSE LINKS ARE AMAZING. AND HANNAH WE WERE GETTING INTO BANDSLASH AT THE SAME TIME AND YET NEVER INTERACTED!!!

DANKE SHOEN!

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and also, that thing looks like a beast. Like you would take it on a wilderness trip or some shit.

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It comes FANDOM-RECOMMENDED. Seriously, there was this - okay, it's hard to explain Canada fandom if you haven't been in it, but, um, we care about each others' vaginas, is the thing. So - there would be these posts where half the fandom would be like, discussing vibrator recommendations, or, oh, talking about precisely how the Diva Cup works and the best ways to insert one, and to make a long story, half of my flist at one point bought G-Twists because the other half of my flist was recommending them so highly.

Ummmmmmm, what I'm saying is, sometimes I miss my old fandom ;_____;

Oh, i mean, I'm looking at all the reviews, and inspecting it, dude. I'm just saying, that is a hardcore looking vibrator compared to mine.

See, I've tried all these silly little fiddly things, and they do NOTHING for me. BAH. It makes me sad, because a world where I don't have much of a reason to spend money on things like this (http://www.goodvibes.com/Item--i-1-2-AH-0707--m-39) and this (http://www.goodvibes.com/Item--i-12AH75--m-39) is a cruel one indeed, you know what I'm saying?

oh my god, the duck one. lolllllllll

Yeah, I know what you mean. I've been thinking about getting a new one, cause mine is just basically this (http://www.goodvibes.com/Item--i-1-2-AF-0503--m-35) but this whole site is intriguing me.

dude, boring! At least invest in something with a curve!

Lea, I was all set to recommend you this (http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-g-spot/babeland-nubby-g), because it really is great for the price, but then I saw this (http://www.freddyandeddy.com/store/sexy_Vibrators/Fun_Factory_Dinky_Digger_Vibrator.html), and it seemed SO MUCH MORE APPROPRIATE

.................................is that a mole wearing a flower in his buttonhole?

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I think what you meant to ask is, "is that Patrick Stump's animagus form about to enter my vagina?" and the answer to that question is yes.

goddamnit hannah, now i must own it.

okay, it's hard to explain Canada fandom if you haven't been in it, but, um, we care about each others' vaginas, is the thing.

AHAHAHAHAHA OMG WE SO DO.

Dear God. That's so one of the things I love about c6d.

(and hey, look at it this way: c6d is like being Catholic [said the recovering Catholic]: once it's got its hooks into you, you're never really cured. or. some other metaphor that is less mixed in a blender. anyway. yeah.)

someone on my flist, I forget who, mentioned that they were watching Odds the other day, and I was just FILLED WITH JOY. Oh, Canada, I will never not love you. <333

I feel fairly certain Canada feels the same way about you, m'dear.

Oh! That was MissP! I showed up at her house, and she, Giddy, Janet Carter, and Bayleaf were mid-gagreel and all OMG RAY AND FRASER THEY ARE SO IN LOVE.

And I was like ♥__♥

I <3 our fandom.

I KNOW. I KNOWWWWW. BRANDON AND ROSS. (Dude, you have no idea how >:( I am at Rachel for not, er, introducing us sooner! ALL THOSE MONTHS WASTED!)

\o/

AHAHAHA I still love that I introduced myself to you in such a CREEPY RANDOM STALKER FASHION. Seriously, that post will never not be funny!

I totally had, like, a mini-identity-crisis when I realized I'd been in bandom for a year. It was all WHO AM I, WHERE AM I, WHY AM I SO INVESTED IN BOB BRYAR and shit.

♥♥ I can't believe you didn't RUN SCREAMING, ahahahaha. BRANDON AND ROSS, ZEE, SERIOUSLY. WHAT.

I had so many identity crises my first six months in bandom (I'm not reading fic in thirty other fandoms? I spend all my money on concerts? My favorite character is Pete Wentz?!) that I think I used them all up and now I'm totally blasé about everything. Oh, I'm eating freeze pops with the internet at the Trackside Teen Center, le sigh, what else is new.

*thumbs up for the G-Twist!*

....ok, no, that's really all I have to say here!

That is a VALID AND APPRECIATED COMMENT. I am so psyched to see what all the, ahaha ahem, BUZZ is about. If you catch my drift.

SUBTLE <-----------------------------------------> HANNAH

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AU yay, I'm starting it now! \o/

WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING, GIDDY?!?!

eeee yay!! \o/

Loving on your Quim icon. I rather like putting smartie tubes on cat legs myself.

I so want a G-Twist but my personal recommendation (http://www.a-womans-touch.com/product/2/12/Magic_Wand_Gspot_Attachment.html) requires being plugged into an outlet (http://www.a-womans-touch.com/product/2/2/Hitachi_Magic_Wand.html). MORE POWER!

Also, I don't like the Diva Cup as much as I like Soft Cups.

*gratuitously uses her other QI icon*

Ahahaha, I'm glad I'm easy, because while I have of course heard great things about the HMW, it just seems so inconvenient! What if you came unplugged?!

See, but half the appeal of the Diva Cup for me is that it's reusable for such a long time! I'm a cheapskate, what can I say. *hands*

Hey, I want that post! Also, that vibe looks awesome. My Hitachi Magic Wand has developed a distressing short - not in that shock-you-where-you-do-not-wish-it way, but in that I-will-stop-working-entirely-when-you-least-want-me-to way - and I have been considering what to buy to replace it. I'm thinking your choice might be promising.

...hello, 1-900-TMI calling...

I've never invested in a Hitachi Magic Wand myself! My favorite vibe is kind of a cheap knock-off of the G-Twist, and I've been meaning to upgrade forever. I like the curve a LOT, and silicon is pretty fantastic as materials go.

I wonder if I can afford to give it to myself for a birthday present...(*hides from forthcoming birthday, which ends in a fucking ZERO OMG*)

Dude, zero birthdays DESERVE gifts like that. *vbg*

1) They do.

2) OMGWTFHIDES.

3) ...it is possible I would be feeling better about this birthday if I were not approximately 127% certain that my father will FORGET IT. (my mother, who is 11 years into early-onset senile dementia, (1) gets a bye on that one and (2) actually might remember it, brains being the frakking weird things they are.)

4) Hm. I wonder how many pennies my pink piggy is holding these days...how much do you think Good Vibes would hate me if I sent them rolls of coins?

I think you should definitely be that lady who walks into a Good Vibrations store and carefully counts out the change for her vibrator in pennies like the old women at the grocery store, if only for the humor value. :D

...I think I hate you a lot. How frickin' many zeroes do you think this birthday HAS, anyway? AUGH! *misses football*

...that said, it really would be funny.

YAY for fic!

YAY for bandom!

YAY for orgasms!

I love vibrator talk. I have a bunny. *nods*

Yay vibrators!

HEY, welcome to TMI-land: i totally have that vibrator! in purple. i like it.

ROSS AND BRANDON. MY FAVORITE CONVERSATION EVER.

Hi, you know how we've not talked that much?

That vibrator is fucking amazing. I tell you this experientially.

This post is an excellent reminder that I've been meaning to post about my new divacup! (I'm sometimes a really late adopter.) Oh, Canada (fandom)!

Your first bandom posts are amazing.