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posted by [personal profile] kalpurna at 06:41pm on 13/05/2008
Hello, my loves! It's been a while, hasn't it. I'm back in Chicago, and without getting too tl;dr about it, everything that could be going right is pretty much... going right. Yes. I am, I think the word is "happy?" This summer is going to be quite a summer.

The weird thing that keeps happening lately, other than this "happiness" phenomenon, is that I keep showing up places and they're closed. NOT COOL. I showed up to Pete's stupid store and it was closed. (6:00 on a Saturday, when it's supposed to be open until 10.) I showed up to get a kitty this morning at the animal shelter and it was closed (to be fair, it never claimed to be open before noon, I just assumed). Now my kitten has been postponed to Thursday, and my wolf necklace has been postponed indefinitely. My life: so hard.

Because I can't blog about my life without blogging about Pete Wentz's life, allow me to share with you some wonderful true facts: Pete Wentz spent a good solid year in the friend zone. HE FOLLOWED HER AROUND LIKE A PUPPY. HEARTS HEARTS HEARTS. I want those two crazy kids to make it work. Also I kind of feel like that flashing thing had to have gone down like this:

Pete: You totally didn't even know who I was, don't lie!
Ashlee: What, no, um, I totally... yeah, no clue. But I googled you!
Pete: Oh no, so now you've seen my dick, right? Man, that's unfair, before the first date...
Ashlee: *flashes him* Now we're even!
Pete: ♥___♥

Um, who else reads meelikey comments? Because they are such pure solid gold, people. By far the best of Pete's blogs with comments. No contest. Highlights include "Pete" replying to a hater in the entry about the new Chicago promoters ordinance, and someone (GABE SAPORTA) writing ridiculous over the top Ryden/Pete/Gabe in the entry about the HCT.

I listened to The Rock Show in the car today, and it made me so happy thinking about last year in the pit with [livejournal.com profile] shoemaster. Also today, I found out that the lyric isn't "she moves her body like a psycho," it's "she moves her body like a cyclone", which I suppose makes more sense. :(

Here are some people I've been thinking about lately:

[livejournal.com profile] joandarck
[livejournal.com profile] kissingchaos9
[livejournal.com profile] mrsronweasley
[livejournal.com profile] carlanime
[livejournal.com profile] calathea
[livejournal.com profile] airinshaw
[livejournal.com profile] strangecobwebs

Hey you. Yeah, you. I still love you. ♥♥♥

I was going to do that "what I like about you" meme but I always get weirdly antsy about memes like that that aren't anonymous. Like, oh no, what if I comment and someone's like "Ew I don't like her that much, um, it's sweet that she does I guess" or what if I can't think of something to say for someone I REALLY LIKE but my lack of comment means she thinks I HATE HER and it prevents me from leaving creepily adoring comments for people who I don't know that well and my issues, let me show you them. /o\ If you're reading this, I probably adore every inch of your face, so, um. *leaves flowers on your doorstep, runs away*

God, this post is disconnected. I just woke up from a nap. WHO WANTS TO TALK TO ME IN THE COMMENTS ABOUT PERN AUS.
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posted by [identity profile] helleboredoll.livejournal.com at 11:58pm on 13/05/2008
Pern like the dragonriders Pern?

You mean like how Patrick is a dragon rider and Pete is a purple dragon egg he's hatching?
 
posted by [identity profile] strangecobwebs.livejournal.com at 12:04am on 14/05/2008
Whoa. I've totally been thinking about you too! Crazy! I've been meaning to email you, but I kinda fail at life. But I was just going to say hi and see how you're doing. Yay for Chicago being good and for HAPPY! I'm a huge fan of happy.
 
posted by [identity profile] strangecobwebs.livejournal.com at 12:05am on 14/05/2008
OH! And that is TOTALLY how the flashing thing went down, yo. Seriously true love right there.
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 12:07am on 14/05/2008
I just sometimes remember how little who I actually think about is reflected in my commenting/emailing habits, and. ♥ I miss you! You're too far away now! :(
 
posted by [identity profile] carlanime.livejournal.com at 12:04am on 14/05/2008
♥ !
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 12:07am on 14/05/2008
&YOU;
 
posted by [identity profile] olivia-circe.livejournal.com at 12:10am on 14/05/2008
PERN AUS? PERN. I JUST. WHAT. /o\

...I tried really hard to come up with something witty to say, especially because I never comment on your LJ and you don't even know me, but instead I am just staring at the screen in a strange combination of fascination and horror. Possibly the fascination is winning.
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 12:18am on 14/05/2008
DUDE, PERN AUS! Do not front, you KNOW a story where Patrick is a harper and Pete is a dragonrider is something you need in your soul. Pete gets officially reprimanded for spending so much time outside the Weyr! Patrick is so annoyed by Pete, but he's not supposed to yell at him because Pete's a dragonrider!!!
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posted by [identity profile] dsudis.livejournal.com at 12:15am on 14/05/2008
The closest I've ever gotten to reading Pern was, uh, a Nsync Pern AU. I mostly remember being disappointed that it was PG-13, because my favorite pairing were totally getting it on under the influence of dragons.

So that's my verdict: if you're going to write a Pern AU, I want explicit dragonrider sexin', dammit.

Also I miss you! And I (and lots of us DC types, including Ms. SCW up there) are going to be in Chicago in like NINE DAYS so perhaps we could meet up, yes? Apart from quality smashed-into-each-other-in-the-pit time, I mean. *g*
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 12:23am on 14/05/2008
Oh, DEFINITELY. Normally I would make Pete a greenrider (i.e. slutty), but Patrick has to be a harper, and I don't want Pete getting dragoned into sex with someone else! Clearly this requires further thought.

YES YES YES. SCW has my number, I think? Except, agh, my phone is lost. Whatever, I'll get it found/replaced by the time that rolls around, and my job hasn't started yet, so my time is totally free! \o/
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posted by [identity profile] slodwick.livejournal.com at 12:17am on 14/05/2008
HMMMMM. I clearly need to come up and visit Chicago soon. I miss EVERYONE.
 
posted by [identity profile] riadsala.livejournal.com at 12:22am on 14/05/2008
I honestly don't think I remember enough about the rules of Pern to put an AU together. I really did only read it for the porn, I guess. There was evil Thread?
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 12:28am on 14/05/2008
I just can't remember what got capitalized and what didn't. /o\

Pete gets Thread in his arm and he's confined to his bed! He bothers the Healers so much that they end up sending someone to go get Patrick, only to find he's hitched a ride with some traders and is halfway to the Weyr already.
 
posted by [identity profile] erilyn.livejournal.com at 12:32am on 14/05/2008
Um, kinda outing myself here, but I am enraptured at the thought of a Pern AU.

Pete's dragon is called something-like-Hemingwayth! Pete would be one of those Riders who goes on lots of Searches for candidates for Impression, he and Hemmy would be really good at selecting good candidates!

R'yan and S'pencer and B'den are among his favourite candidates ever. Brent doesn't impress and goes home to their Hold. J'on is a Weyrbred guy they meet.

And I'm picturing Brian as the guy in charge of training up the baby riders and dragons (his life, so hard) - weyrlingmaster?
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 12:38am on 14/05/2008
HELLO HI OMG HELLO. I ENJOY YOUR IDEAS AND WISH TO SUBSCRIBE TO YOUR NEWSLETTER. ♥___♥

Oh my god, yessssssss. Poor Brian! G'rard is the worst person for being trained ever, unless you count F'rank.
 
posted by [identity profile] shoemaster.livejournal.com at 12:44am on 14/05/2008
I'm so glad that back in Chicago is a happy thing!

And :DDDD This year's HCT will be amazing but oh last year's was just so amaaaaaazing. I wish I could do it again with all the stuff we know now, you know? Which I guess is kind of what we're doing but WHATEVER.
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 12:46am on 14/05/2008
It was such a good first experience, though! We were such little failboats, with our "omg this girl is PUSHING ME" and our crampy legs the next day. <33333 I WOULDN'T CHANGE IT FOR THE WORLD.
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posted by [identity profile] loveyouallwrong.livejournal.com at 01:19am on 14/05/2008
ten daaaaaaaaaaaaaaays
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 03:12am on 14/05/2008
BABY WHERE ARE YOU PEOPLE ARE BEING MEAN TO ME ABOUT PETE'S PEE
 
posted by [identity profile] fayemeadows.livejournal.com at 01:29am on 14/05/2008
HANNAAAAAAH! I KIND OF MISS YOUR FACE ALOT. *smooshes*
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 03:12am on 14/05/2008
<3 <3 <3 YOU TOOOOOO
 
posted by [identity profile] calathea.livejournal.com at 06:07am on 14/05/2008
*squeezes you*
 
posted by [identity profile] shihadchick.livejournal.com at 08:13am on 14/05/2008
Very, very glad to hear you're happy, hon. ♥!

Also, man, I am so the same about those memes. Like- what if I am over the top? Or creepy? Or I miss someone and they think I don't adore them? Eek.

Also also, Pern AU? VERY YES PLS. We should prod Vonnie to do it, actually, she would be awesome. And Gerard would get to directly SAVE LIVES and pretty much whoever was in it, it would be amazing.

...omg, just imagine if, like, Gerard or Frank or baby!Spencer or someone impressed a GOLD. Because everyone would be all "wait, WHAT?" and "are you sure you're not a girl? really? what?" and I would be all over that. ...damnit, now I'm THINKING about it. *prods at thoughtfully*
 
posted by [identity profile] airinshaw.livejournal.com at 05:03pm on 14/05/2008
I WOULD SO CO-WRITE THIS WITH YOU I'M NOT EVEN JOKING!
 
posted by [identity profile] miznarrator.livejournal.com at 10:00am on 14/05/2008
&hearts, lady.

 
posted by [identity profile] airinshaw.livejournal.com at 05:10pm on 14/05/2008
Hi hi! I was thinking of you too... how it's great that you are happy, but all sad that when I'm going to be in the NJ region, you're back in Chicago! Bah!

And ok - so I totally have an sga/pern fic half written ("half" as in 5000 words long) but I keep getting all spazzy about it - but now I want to write the bandom pern au! OMG! So hard!
 
posted by [identity profile] myorangecrush.livejournal.com at 08:58pm on 14/05/2008
Omgosh.. I'm actually in the credits of one of Anne Mc's books. Pern AU FTW

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