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posted by [personal profile] kalpurna at 10:05pm on 13/05/2008
Okay, I can't REALLY be alone on this one, can I?

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posted by [identity profile] somewhatdeluded.livejournal.com at 03:10am on 14/05/2008
p.s. ilu
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 03:10am on 14/05/2008
IT MADE SENSE AT THE TIME :(
 
posted by [identity profile] strobelighted.livejournal.com at 03:10am on 14/05/2008
 
posted by (anonymous) at 03:12am on 14/05/2008
...I just don't want to get pregnant. no comment on the first part.

It's the truth, but I'm ashamed. /o\
 
posted by [identity profile] barnacling.livejournal.com at 03:13am on 14/05/2008
Of course, if you changed that to Patrick, my answer would be quite different. /o\
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 03:14am on 14/05/2008
I've never thought about Patrick's pee! Maybe because he's not quite so free and easy with it?
 
posted by [identity profile] wordsalone.livejournal.com at 03:18am on 14/05/2008
Oh honey. What are you on right now?

*pets*
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 03:27am on 14/05/2008
I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.
 
posted by [identity profile] shoemaster.livejournal.com at 03:20am on 14/05/2008
CAN I CRYOGENICALLY FREEZE IT UNTIL LIKE, LATER? WHEN I'M READY FOR BABBY MAKING?
 
posted by [identity profile] achika-chan.livejournal.com at 03:21am on 14/05/2008
No seriously. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. (Change the bandboy and you will get a less vehement WTF, NO. Still a No, but no WHAT THE ACTUALY FUCK.)
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 03:22am on 14/05/2008
But Pete's pee is the best pee :(
 
posted by [identity profile] janet-carter.livejournal.com at 03:26am on 14/05/2008
...although under the right circumstances - I mean, that sounds like a relatively convenient method of artificial insemination? So, if Pete really wanted me to for some reason, and I wanted a baby - god damn you, this is more time than I ever should have spent thinking about that.
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 03:28am on 14/05/2008
You are my favorite. ♥♥♥ YOU KNOW YOU LOVE TO CONSIDER THESE FASCINATING POSSIBILITIES
 
posted by [identity profile] feelingcold.livejournal.com at 03:26am on 14/05/2008
Apparently you can be alone on this one.

I'm swinging between two imaginary scenarios:
-Pete seeing the upside in this situation and trying to market his miracle virgin birth pee.
-Pete thinking 'prompts miracle virgin birth!' is a lie that will make people want to partake in watersports with him.
 
posted by [identity profile] feelingcold.livejournal.com at 03:29am on 14/05/2008
Spoke too soon.

(WTF, people?)
 
posted by [identity profile] ficbyzee.livejournal.com at 03:26am on 14/05/2008
I. I just.
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 03:30am on 14/05/2008
*toes dirt*
 
posted by [identity profile] xanphibian.livejournal.com at 03:30am on 14/05/2008
THE RLY HORRIBLE PART OF THIS IS THAT I'D DRINK PETE'S NON-IMPREGNATING PEE.
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 03:31am on 14/05/2008
For some reason I thought that since people were with me on that, they might stay with me on this. ;____________;
 
posted by [identity profile] riadsala.livejournal.com at 03:31am on 14/05/2008
While I will not drink Pete's pee, I will encourage any assbabby fic that comes out of it wholeheartedly.
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 03:32am on 14/05/2008
I appreciate and approve of your lifestyle choices. ♥
 
posted by [identity profile] just-katarin.livejournal.com at 03:33am on 14/05/2008
I WAS THERE FOR ALL OF THIS AND I AM STILL CHOCK A BLOCK WITH DNW!!!

IF IT WASN'T GOING TO IMPREGNANTE ME I WOULD BE UMM... BUT THIS ISN'T ABOUT THAT!
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 03:36am on 14/05/2008
GOD PEOPLE ARE SO JUDGEY, WHATEVERRRR
 
posted by [identity profile] entropical87.livejournal.com at 03:34am on 14/05/2008
My face is permanently set to o_0

There's something wrong with your brain, honey. *pets*
 
posted by [identity profile] sunqist.livejournal.com at 03:39am on 14/05/2008
Why do I have a horrible feeling they're installing a cooler at the Clan store right now?
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 03:52am on 14/05/2008
Well, it's never OPEN, so that wouldn't help much...
 
posted by [identity profile] greyandgrey.livejournal.com at 03:41am on 14/05/2008
You are my favorite freak ever. Know that.

...why would I want to skip the sex part of babymaking, though?
 
posted by [identity profile] myaurasmiles.livejournal.com at 03:45am on 14/05/2008
You're not skipping sexytimes, you're just adding something new to the mix!
 
posted by [identity profile] sodamnquirky.livejournal.com at 03:43am on 14/05/2008
WHERE DID THIS COME FROM?!?!
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 03:51am on 14/05/2008
Do you want the truthful answer? Because, um.

...It's a long story, but we were talking about Pete/Hemmy mpreg with vomiting kink, and... ummm. We decided it needed more watersports.
 
posted by [identity profile] myaurasmiles.livejournal.com at 03:43am on 14/05/2008
NOT IF IT WAS GOING TO GET ME PREGNANT! I DO NOT WANT TO DOWNLOAD A TINY WENTZ!
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 03:54am on 14/05/2008
BUT BABIES :( :( :(
 
posted by [identity profile] shrift.livejournal.com at 03:44am on 14/05/2008
...but not the bright yellow smelly morning pee right after he's had a fuckton of coffee, right?

PLEASE LET ME HOLD ON TO THAT DELUSION, HANNAH.
 
posted by [identity profile] xanphibian.livejournal.com at 03:45am on 14/05/2008
THAT IS WHEN IT'S AT ITS MOST POTENT!
 
posted by [identity profile] solemnly-swear1.livejournal.com at 03:46am on 14/05/2008
I DON'T KNOW IF I AM AMAZED OR DISGUSTED! (IN A GOOD WAY! IT'S TOTALLY POSSIBLE TO GET DISGUSTED IN A GOOD WAY WHEN PETE WENTZ IS INVOLVED.)
 
posted by [identity profile] giddygeek.livejournal.com at 03:46am on 14/05/2008
How much do I love that all the comments are a little more NO BABIES and a little less EWW PEE?
 
posted by [identity profile] shoemaster.livejournal.com at 03:50am on 14/05/2008
I'd be 600000000000% on board with the baby thing if it were Gerard or Frank or Gabe's. We're all a bunch of freaks!
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posted by [identity profile] go-gentle.livejournal.com at 03:53am on 14/05/2008
Without the magically pregnant thing, though, my answer changes from "WTAF" to "....maybe."
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 03:57am on 14/05/2008
Well, I thought that went without SAYING.
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posted by [identity profile] girlneedsagun.livejournal.com at 03:57am on 14/05/2008
No, but I respect your right to want to drink Pete's baby-making pee?
 
posted by [identity profile] bexone.livejournal.com at 04:09am on 14/05/2008
I would rather carve my own uterus out with a rusty spork than ever actually use it as nature intended, no matter how the happy event occurred, so.

watersports? not my kink as such, but I'm open to discussion.
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posted by [personal profile] ladysorka at 04:14am on 14/05/2008
...however, if you took out the pregnancy, I'm out. Watersports: so not my kink.

Um.

/o\
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