posted by
kalpurna at 03:34pm on 01/08/2008
First of all: I got an A in my summer course. !!! Usually I'd post this locked and on the filter I tend to reserve for such things, but fuck that shit. I GOT AN A. The last time I was in school I was failing all my courses. I think I'm entitled to a little gloating. \o/
The final was on A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man, and as
strobelighted can testify, I wrote the whole essay while shouting things like I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THIS BOOK IS EVEN ABOUT and I kind of felt like I pulled it out of my ass in the end but when I was like "blah, Professor, I don't understand anything," he was like "it's mostly about [list of topics I wrote about]." Uhm. Yay?
Secondly, I have to get something off my chest. I feel that I have been very patient while Pete Wentz, you know, gains sympathy weight or whatever, but I NEED A NEW FALL OUT BOY ALBUM. I am TIRED of WAITING. I want that shit yesterday. *taps fingers on desk*
Hello, internets! It is FRIDAY! It is SUMMER! How are you?! What are your reasonable demands of the universe this fine afternoon?
The final was on A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man, and as
Secondly, I have to get something off my chest. I feel that I have been very patient while Pete Wentz, you know, gains sympathy weight or whatever, but I NEED A NEW FALL OUT BOY ALBUM. I am TIRED of WAITING. I want that shit yesterday. *taps fingers on desk*
Hello, internets! It is FRIDAY! It is SUMMER! How are you?! What are your reasonable demands of the universe this fine afternoon?
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Today, I have demanded of the universe the following things:
1. a new FOB album
2. fried eggs, toast, and sharp cheddar cheese
3. a Heinlein book
I have acquired two out of three (take a guess) and thus am quite content.
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Those are ENTIRELY reasonable demands, and I can't imagine why the universe has been slow with that one. Ridiculous, I call it.
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My first reasonable demand is that you make your roommate write me my promised Little Mermaid AU.
My second reasonable demand is that you make Pete Wentz give me Patrick Stump.
My third reasonable demand is that you make it next Friday.
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AS IF I CAN CONTROL HER. *points down one entry*
I asked him and he said "mine >:("
*CONCENTRATES*
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....I am expected to have reasonable demands? I'm going to have to get back to you on that.
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well, my standards for reasonable are flexible...
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*pokes universe*
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Reasonable demands: Teleportation, A/C, clean apartment.
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I THOROUGHLY AGREE WITH ALL OF THESE DEMANDS!
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My reasonable demands include sushi (which I will have tonight om nom nom) and a Bob/Ray sex tape leak. :DD
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I think those demands are entirely reasonable! *nods firmly*
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PS I MISS YOU.
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PS I AGREE WITH THIS COMMENT. There is a girl at my work who reminds me of you a lot and every time I see her I :( a little.
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My reasonable demand is a big, piping hot pizza. (I'm at the comic shop. There will be no pizza. But it is totally a reasonable demand!)
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That demand is so reasonable that I am at a loss to explain how it has not ALREADY BEEN GRANTED. Totally inadequate, universe.
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I want a gallon of milk to appear in my fridge, without having to go and buy one.
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Ooooh, I agree with this demand, and would like to have it automatically re-granted once a week.
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What if it ended up being Fall Out Boy does lullabies in honor of Pear? I'm saying this like it's a threat when I kind of think it could very well end up being completely awesome.
I think my reasonable demand may very well be a nap. I kind of wish I didn't feel weird napping on my porch because a nap in the sun sounds nice. I miss having a yard.
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Oh god, stop saying these things and making me yearn even MORE. Ugh this album better have precious happy songs about Ashlee and PLS or else. *shakes fist*
Awww, do it! Napping in the sun is the best ever.
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My reasonable demand is not to injure myself in the next week (I'm going skiiing, since it's not summer for all of us *g*).
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Don't break a leg!!! (Do you see what I did there? You can see why I got that A in literature, right?!)
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I took me three goes to spell english correctly /o\
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One I can get with a five minute walk to my beloved local starbucks. I am so glad there is one down the end of my street.
Congrats on an A! that is fantastic.
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Personally, I would like the universe to deliver me functioning sinuses (I think I used to have them? IDK), some more pretty gay porn on the internets and maybe some chocolate. You?
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My reasonable demand is to finish writing my (four-months-late) paper.
Failing that, I would like to have a pet raptor.