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posted by [personal profile] kalpurna at 03:34pm on 01/08/2008
First of all: I got an A in my summer course. !!! Usually I'd post this locked and on the filter I tend to reserve for such things, but fuck that shit. I GOT AN A. The last time I was in school I was failing all my courses. I think I'm entitled to a little gloating. \o/

The final was on A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man, and as [livejournal.com profile] strobelighted can testify, I wrote the whole essay while shouting things like I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THIS BOOK IS EVEN ABOUT and I kind of felt like I pulled it out of my ass in the end but when I was like "blah, Professor, I don't understand anything," he was like "it's mostly about [list of topics I wrote about]." Uhm. Yay?

Secondly, I have to get something off my chest. I feel that I have been very patient while Pete Wentz, you know, gains sympathy weight or whatever, but I NEED A NEW FALL OUT BOY ALBUM. I am TIRED of WAITING. I want that shit yesterday. *taps fingers on desk*

Hello, internets! It is FRIDAY! It is SUMMER! How are you?! What are your reasonable demands of the universe this fine afternoon?
Mood:: 'happy' happy
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posted by [identity profile] impertinence.livejournal.com at 08:43pm on 01/08/2008
\o/ congratulations, bb!
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 10:46pm on 01/08/2008
Thank you! ♥
 
posted by [identity profile] jelliclekat.livejournal.com at 08:46pm on 01/08/2008
Congratulations!

Today, I have demanded of the universe the following things:
1. a new FOB album
2. fried eggs, toast, and sharp cheddar cheese
3. a Heinlein book

I have acquired two out of three (take a guess) and thus am quite content.
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 10:47pm on 01/08/2008
Thanks!

Those are ENTIRELY reasonable demands, and I can't imagine why the universe has been slow with that one. Ridiculous, I call it.
 
posted by [identity profile] magdalyna.livejournal.com at 08:47pm on 01/08/2008
My reasonable demands of the universe is more Andy fic, Bob fic, Andy bonding with MCR fic, & Spencer + other drummers fic.
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 10:48pm on 01/08/2008
Have you read that fic where Brendon makes out with lots of drummers and Spencer is jealous? I think that fic should be a whole GENRE.
 
posted by [identity profile] magdalyna.livejournal.com at 03:26am on 02/08/2008
I have read that fic. It was aces. B flirting/sexing up flavor Q of musican to get to C should be a genre.
 
posted by [identity profile] shihadchick.livejournal.com at 05:25am on 02/08/2008
...*I* haven't. Link? Or ideas of where to find such a charming beast? *tries to look adorable and totally reasonable*
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 07:06am on 02/08/2008
SO GOOD (http://kissingchaos9.livejournal.com/172872.html). *surreptitiously rereads*
 
posted by [identity profile] shihadchick.livejournal.com at 07:08am on 02/08/2008
Thank you! <3
 
posted by [identity profile] barnacling.livejournal.com at 08:52pm on 01/08/2008
HURRAH! GO YOU!

My first reasonable demand is that you make your roommate write me my promised Little Mermaid AU.

My second reasonable demand is that you make Pete Wentz give me Patrick Stump.

My third reasonable demand is that you make it next Friday.
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 10:49pm on 01/08/2008
\o/ \o/ \o/

AS IF I CAN CONTROL HER. *points down one entry*

I asked him and he said "mine >:("

*CONCENTRATES*
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posted by [identity profile] lordessrenegade.livejournal.com at 08:55pm on 01/08/2008
Hiiii! Congrats!

....I am expected to have reasonable demands? I'm going to have to get back to you on that.
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 10:50pm on 01/08/2008
Hello you! ♥

well, my standards for reasonable are flexible...
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posted by [identity profile] lordessrenegade.livejournal.com at 01:28am on 02/08/2008
Oh well, since we're being flexible...airfare, and also the ability to move out of my house. *hands* That's all! The universe can probably handle this, yes?

*pokes universe*
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 03:16am on 02/08/2008
TOTALLY REASONABLE. Those are practically human rights. *nods*
 
posted by [identity profile] shibaiko.livejournal.com at 09:07pm on 01/08/2008
There is no greatest pleasure on this planet than getting a good grade on a paper you completely bullshitted (and, considering that is almost every paper I have written in the last 4 years, I should know!)

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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 10:50pm on 01/08/2008
that is SO TRUE. It's almost better than if you worked really hard on it, because you get the good grade AND you get to feel like you totally pulled one over on The Man. \o/
 
posted by [identity profile] shoemaster.livejournal.com at 09:08pm on 01/08/2008
I knew you could do it, bb! And I would definitely be okay with a new album.

Reasonable demands: Teleportation, A/C, clean apartment.
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 10:51pm on 01/08/2008
♥♥

I THOROUGHLY AGREE WITH ALL OF THESE DEMANDS!
 
posted by [identity profile] fayemeadows.livejournal.com at 09:21pm on 01/08/2008
Congratulations, honey!

My reasonable demands include sushi (which I will have tonight om nom nom) and a Bob/Ray sex tape leak. :DD
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 10:52pm on 01/08/2008
thank you! <3

I think those demands are entirely reasonable! *nods firmly*
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posted by [identity profile] etben.livejournal.com at 09:28pm on 01/08/2008
here are my totally reasonable demands: the ability to be in at least three places at once, that nobody goes and vandalizes german camp tonight, for it not to rain inconveniently, for my feet to be less dirty and gross, four extra hours in a day.


PS I MISS YOU.
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 10:54pm on 01/08/2008
I think that if the universe doesn't get on those it will have some SERIOUS explaining to do. *stern look*

PS I AGREE WITH THIS COMMENT. There is a girl at my work who reminds me of you a lot and every time I see her I :( a little.
 
posted by [identity profile] purelyironic.livejournal.com at 09:29pm on 01/08/2008
Congratulations! That is sooooo awesome! \o/
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 10:54pm on 01/08/2008
Thank you so much! <3333
 
posted by [identity profile] devildoll.livejournal.com at 09:42pm on 01/08/2008
\o/ OMG you're SMART.

My reasonable demand is a big, piping hot pizza. (I'm at the comic shop. There will be no pizza. But it is totally a reasonable demand!)
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 10:55pm on 01/08/2008
:D :D :D I totally win at learning!

That demand is so reasonable that I am at a loss to explain how it has not ALREADY BEEN GRANTED. Totally inadequate, universe.
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posted by [identity profile] go-gentle.livejournal.com at 09:49pm on 01/08/2008
Congrats!

I want a gallon of milk to appear in my fridge, without having to go and buy one.
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 10:56pm on 01/08/2008
Thanks! :DDD

Ooooh, I agree with this demand, and would like to have it automatically re-granted once a week.
 
posted by [identity profile] myaurasmiles.livejournal.com at 09:50pm on 01/08/2008
Congratulations on the A!
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 10:57pm on 01/08/2008
thanks, dude! ♥♥
 
posted by [identity profile] stealstheashes.livejournal.com at 10:16pm on 01/08/2008
CONGRATULATIONS! \o/

What if it ended up being Fall Out Boy does lullabies in honor of Pear? I'm saying this like it's a threat when I kind of think it could very well end up being completely awesome.

I think my reasonable demand may very well be a nap. I kind of wish I didn't feel weird napping on my porch because a nap in the sun sounds nice. I miss having a yard.
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 10:59pm on 01/08/2008
*twirls*

Oh god, stop saying these things and making me yearn even MORE. Ugh this album better have precious happy songs about Ashlee and PLS or else. *shakes fist*

Awww, do it! Napping in the sun is the best ever.
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posted by [identity profile] loveyouallwrong.livejournal.com at 12:48am on 02/08/2008
YOU'RE A ROCKSTAR
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 03:13am on 02/08/2008
*CRAZY AIR GUITAR SOLO*
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posted by [identity profile] ifreet.livejournal.com at 12:50am on 02/08/2008
Yay, you! Congrats on that A!
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 03:13am on 02/08/2008
Thank you so much! <3333
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posted by [personal profile] trascendenza at 01:05am on 02/08/2008
Congratulations, you! Way to go! \o/
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 03:14am on 02/08/2008
thanks! :D
 
posted by [identity profile] wordsalone.livejournal.com at 01:08am on 02/08/2008
Congratulations!
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 03:14am on 02/08/2008
Thank you, bb! ♥
 
posted by [identity profile] erilyn.livejournal.com at 01:31am on 02/08/2008
CONGRATS! \o/

My reasonable demand is not to injure myself in the next week (I'm going skiiing, since it's not summer for all of us *g*).
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 03:15am on 02/08/2008
*\o/*

Don't break a leg!!! (Do you see what I did there? You can see why I got that A in literature, right?!)
 
posted by [identity profile] erilyn.livejournal.com at 04:32am on 02/08/2008
I am in awe of your command of the english language.

I took me three goes to spell english correctly /o\
 
posted by [identity profile] bkm5191.livejournal.com at 03:29am on 02/08/2008
I would like some rain and a lattee.

One I can get with a five minute walk to my beloved local starbucks. I am so glad there is one down the end of my street.

Congrats on an A! that is fantastic.
 
posted by [identity profile] shihadchick.livejournal.com at 05:23am on 02/08/2008
Yay you, honey, that is AWESOME. You kick ass! *cheers*

Personally, I would like the universe to deliver me functioning sinuses (I think I used to have them? IDK), some more pretty gay porn on the internets and maybe some chocolate. You?
 
posted by [identity profile] fox1013.livejournal.com at 05:24am on 02/08/2008
Dude, rock the fuck ON!


My reasonable demand is to finish writing my (four-months-late) paper.

Failing that, I would like to have a pet raptor.

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