sean van vleet is sexier than actual sex [kalpurna]

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I am NOT fired; I resign. Friends who try to non-con you into cupcakes are NO FRIENDS AT ALL. >:(

In other news, I have the most bizarre desires to write fic whenever I go to an Empires show. AAAHHH WHY. OF ALL THE CREEPSAUCE EMPIRES FANS I AM THE CREEPIEST. But then I realized that the fic I wanted to write (Sean sleeps with his whole band except for Tom one by one and it's all fun and casual and ends well every time and Tom is not okay with this and lurks around awkwardly frowning) is pretty much the exact same Sean/Tom fic I already wrote. Uhm. Maybe I will finish that mpreg instead.

I seriously cannot IMAGINE how I am supposed to summarize the recent developments in CFOB. At least Panic kept it simple. D:

P.S. I am really excessively attracted to Max Steger these days?

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that is because max is made of awesome. srsly.

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woooooooooord, but I did not previously think he was made of sexy. HOBVIOUSLY I WAS IN ERROR.

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I am really excessively attracted to Max Steger these days?

It's hard not to be! ♥__♥
I, too, feel like a total creepster for wanting Empires fic. For me I think it comes from the fact that I've *met* them (albeit briefly) and they're totally nice guys and it just feels weird to objectify/create a characterization for them, because I have a vague idea of what they are already like. Idk, I think I explained myself poorly, but there are RPS *lines* that Empires brings out in me.

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inorite?

See, the bizarre thing for me is that Empires SMASHES my RPS lines. There is no other band that I go to see, have a nice friendly conversation with afterwards about random topics, and the whole time my brain is going porn about you i must write itttt. I honestly do not know what the deal is. I am never as interested in writing about them as I am when I am having real life interactions with them.

CREEPIEST CREEPSTER IN CREEPTOWN AWARD

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I am never as interested in writing about them as I am when I am having real life interactions with them.

XD I would kill to hear your inner monologue during these times.

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Max is pretty fucking awesomecakes, really.

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...I don't understand. Why do cupcakes require non-conning? I mean, they're cupcakes - I should think there'd be a rush for them.

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RIGHT? THIS IS WHAT I AM SAYING.

>:(

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GOFUCKINGGENTLE UNDERSTANDS, HANNAH, SO WHY DON'T YOU?

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TRAITOR >:(

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NO BUT SERIOUSLY. The part where Sean was all "I love recording! When you're recording, you do stuff that you don't do all the time!" And I was like like have sex with your bandmates??/

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... I don't actually care if you retread ground, you should... tell me moar about this fic where Tom's socially awkward and Sean gets laid a lot. In detail.

Max is just... he's all competent and adorable and you know his hair shouldn't be working, that he kind of looks like Darlene from Roseanne but somehow, you're still ridic attracted.

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