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posted by [personal profile] kalpurna at 01:26am on 10/09/2008
I am UNBELIEVABLY bad about updating my LJ these days. Blahhhh I just have nothing to say ever. I may or may not have high blood pressure. Fascinating.

Oh, hey, so I don't know if I'm incredibly late on this; his album apparently came out in 2006, but whatever. Mickey Avalon! My friend played me his stuff and I am kind of in love. My favorites of his are Jane Fonda and My Dick. (MP3s provided for sampling purposes only, please delete these from your computer after 24 hours, etc.) It's NSFW laid-back dirty intensely catchy hip-hop by the son of Holocaust survivors, and I'm into that.

My dick, VIP
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Hmmm, what else do I have to say. I know the 10% of our brains thing carries poetic weight, Pete Wentz, but it's not TRUE. It's one of the most widely-spread totally wrong scientific facts out there. If you blog about the Inuit having 200 words for snow we might have to break up a little bit.

OH OH AND ALSO. I have this thing where when I come across something from a category of things that I generally expect to suck balls, and it is actually non-faily, I get REALLY excited about it and talk about it a LOT. If you've been around for a while, you may remember my statistics textbook last year and how I wanted to propose marriage on the astral plane? Well, it's happening again, but this time with an airport. You guys. The Detroit airport is the stuff of my DREAMS. I wish I could arrange flights with longer delays if they could only go through the ♥Detroit airport♥. It is soothingly lit! The design aesthetic is impeccable! There are fountains! Whenever I wanted a departure board, there it was! The acoustics are non-invasive and yet perfect! There are large flat-screen TVs and a silent bright red tram under the high ceiling and lots of moving walkways and carpeted areas with comfortable chairs and ugh, just, oh my god. I am getting verklempt thinking about it. Airport of my sooooul.

The LHC "controversy" has reminded me about how when scientists want to get bitchy they talk about "broad scientific consensus." What that means is "WE ALL HAD A MEETING AND DECIDED YOU'RE WRONG." God, you guys, evolution exists, global warming is real, and tiny black holes will not eat the earth. TRUST US. WE ARE GOOD AT THIS. JEEZ.

In conclusion, if you want to stand in 29˚ seawater for an hour, this boot will help.
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posted by [identity profile] magdalyna.livejournal.com at 07:00am on 10/09/2008
"WE ALL HAD A MEETING AND DECIDED YOU'RE WRONG."

lol. Science wank is funny to me.

Ok, when I was 7 I believed that 10% thing. But then I grew up and got my facts right. Pete has obvs not progressed like I did.

That airport sounds super spiffy. ♥__♥
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 07:17am on 10/09/2008
science wank is HILARIOUS. I cannot believe no one has shopped around the idea yet for a TV show set in a high-powered science lab. Crazy late-night hookups! Bitchy backstabbing! Near-poisonous levels of caffeine!

GOD IT REALLY IS. It is like the anti-Atlanta.
 
posted by [identity profile] magdalyna.livejournal.com at 07:21pm on 10/09/2008
I would tivo that and love it like pie. LIKE PIE, I TELL YOU.

Atlanta's airport? *hiss*
 
posted by [identity profile] citibyrd.livejournal.com at 07:02am on 10/09/2008
Grabbing the songs. Thank you!
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 07:17am on 10/09/2008
No problem! Enjoy!
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posted by [identity profile] redbrickrose.livejournal.com at 07:23am on 10/09/2008
I took the songs as well; thank you!

I know nothing of science wank, but your description of it is fantastic.
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 07:38pm on 10/09/2008
No problem!

It's not even that blatantly wanky, but I grew up around enough scientists to know what the code words are. Trust me: "consensus" is code for "you are a dumbass". *g*
 
posted by [identity profile] shihadchick.livejournal.com at 07:55am on 10/09/2008
DETROIT AIRPORT OH MY GOD YES. The fountain! The tunnel with the liiiiiiiiights!

(I maybe posted a small love letter to it the first time I wound up there a couple years ago myself, so I am RIGHT THERE WITH YOU on that.)
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 07:39pm on 10/09/2008
!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE TUNNEL WITH THE LIGHTS

God, I am SO GLAD I am not alone on this. FANDOM OF TWO. ♥
 
posted by [identity profile] shihadchick.livejournal.com at 06:58am on 11/09/2008
I kind of want to go back and find my flaily post of love from the first time, too! And I was so HAPPY when I had a layover there on the way to Wisconsin from con.txt, because I was all "airport I know! which I like! WIN!" and then I was going to ride the train for a while just because except instead I... stalked a hot musician boy who was clearly flying out to Warped WHAT. Ahem.
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posted by [identity profile] maggiebloome.livejournal.com at 09:31am on 10/09/2008
Forget the black holes, let's talk about why there isn't a band called Large Hadron Colander. (or according to my friends a porno called large hardon collider, I guess, but I like mine better :P)
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 07:40pm on 10/09/2008
I'm not sure if you meant to type "colander" for "collider," but if it was an accident, it was an accident of GENIUS. I would listen to that band, or at the very least hang up their free poster.
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posted by [identity profile] maggiebloome.livejournal.com at 12:35am on 11/09/2008
No I meant to do that. It was my MUM's accident of genius :P
 
posted by [identity profile] bkm5191.livejournal.com at 11:14am on 10/09/2008
"WE ALL HAD A MEETING AND DECIDED YOU'RE WRONG." God, you guys, evolution exists, global warming is real, and tiny black holes will not eat the earth. TRUST US. WE ARE GOOD AT THIS. JEEZ.

should be on a t-shirt.
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 07:40pm on 10/09/2008
hahahahaha, I'd wear it.
 
posted by [identity profile] marksykins.livejournal.com at 11:25am on 10/09/2008
Scientists are so incredibly sensitive. :D

You make me want to visit Detroit Airport, what the hell? Honeymoon destination, maybe.
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 07:41pm on 10/09/2008
LOL INORITE

Dude, yes. There is a hotel attached! You would never have to leave!!!!!!!
 
posted by [identity profile] stealstheashes.livejournal.com at 11:31am on 10/09/2008
If you blog about the Inuit having 200 words for snow we might have to break up a little bit.

lol lying liar who lies. You'd write him a comment telling him he was wrong or possibly decide it was adorable, depending on the context. (What if he said, "the eskimos have 200 words for snow. i dont understand why there arent 200 words for patrick but im working on coming up with 150 more." huh? What then?)

Even though I hate the Philly airport, the free internet for student thing makes up for most of its failiness. But fountains!?! Jealous.
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 07:43pm on 10/09/2008
Oh god shut the fuck up I would love it as you well know. I hate you. >:(

I would be lying if I said I didn't leave a comment explaining how he's wrong on the ten percent thing, SIGH

..................free internet for students???
 
posted by [identity profile] stealstheashes.livejournal.com at 08:40pm on 10/09/2008
:DDD No you don't, you're totally brainstorming what his other 199 words for Patrick are and damn you for making me think of it because now I want that fic.

Yes! My sister told me about it and I got on successfully (eventually- the system was down for repair for part of the day) last time I flew out. You go to the little information desks or help desks before you go through security and show them your student id card and they take your name down before handing you a little card with connection information, but last time I didn't need to use it because the network let me on without it, so now I have a one time free use ATT hotspot code. I plan on getting them every time whether I need internet or not because they're good for like 3 months or something and I know there are places around here that do wireless through that company.
 
posted by [identity profile] quettaser.livejournal.com at 11:34am on 10/09/2008
Dude, you know Pete wrote a parody version of My Dick? He wanted to get a girl to record My Tits. You have to hear it, oh man. Let me go find that on my harddrive.

Also is my favorite.
 
posted by [identity profile] quettaser.livejournal.com at 12:04pm on 10/09/2008
TA-DA! (http://www.sendspace.com/file/s5nd3n)
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 07:44pm on 10/09/2008
 
posted by [identity profile] quettaser.livejournal.com at 07:51pm on 10/09/2008
HE'S ON YOUR LAWN, HANNAH. WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?
 
posted by [identity profile] janet-carter.livejournal.com at 03:16pm on 10/09/2008
You're not overhyping the Detroit airport. I had a long layover there once, and I walked among fountains and then found a spot with free wifi! It was such a relaxing experience.
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 07:46pm on 10/09/2008
I KNOW, RIGHT? It refreshed me on my journey! It was like an oasis of calm! I think a flight with a stopover there might be less tiring than a direct flight!
 
posted by [identity profile] purple-proseur.livejournal.com at 03:20pm on 10/09/2008
Haha, so, for the first time in EVER I decided to filter my friends page to show actual people [so no ontd-related hilarity] and apparently we are friends! I aswell haven't been on here in ages and I decided to treat my f-list with a little more love. So yeah.
I pretty much agree with your entire post, although I've yet to experience the wonder of Detroit airport, but it sounds fabulous - and I love that your love for it is so profound! And ugh. That 10% thing pisses me off mostly because SO MANY people still believe it - and tell me I'M wrong if I say it's a stupid dated non-truth. Woe. On the plus side, we didn't all inexplicably cease to exist today. Awww, the sensationalists will be so upset.
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 07:50pm on 10/09/2008
haha, hey! There is nothing that bothers me more than a "fact" that is widely-accepted and false, except maybe a fact about linguistics that is widely-accepted and false. I hate being that douche who corrects people and yet.

TO BE FAIR, it will be ramping up slowly over the next 6 months. There's still time! Maybe we should all bookmark http://www.hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com/ just to be safe.
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posted by [identity profile] go-gentle.livejournal.com at 08:31pm on 10/09/2008
The thing about that 'factoid' about snow - aside from being made up and probably having some sketchtastic racial issues going on and just generally stupid - is that the implied comparison is also false. It's trying to be all "Look how ~specialized the vocabulary of these people is" and all that Sapir-Whorf stuff, but it totally ignore the face that English has lots of words for snow. I mean, I'm from Minnesota, so trust me on this, I can come up with a long list of words for 'cold stuff falling from the sky,' and I'm not even someone who really spends a lot of time in the snow - I'm sure skiers have lots more terms. In conclusion, wrong wrong wrong.

*goes to take deep calming breaths*

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