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posted by [personal profile] kalpurna at 01:06pm on 13/11/2008
I'VE BEEN AVOIDING YOU, LIVEJOURNAL. It's truuuue. I had MIDTERMS and then I felt GUILTY because there was this FIC that I was supposed to post and I hadn't so I stayed away, but now that I've posted it I'm back!!! Oh, wait, I haven't posted it. I'm back anyway though and it is coming super soon.

Yesterday my dad came to visit and he took me out to dinner and dropped ALL OF THE LAUNDRY THAT I OWN off at the dollar-a-pound laundromat service because I hadn't done laundry since, not kidding, middle of August, and even then I hadn't done all of it, and it was EIGHTY-FIVE POUNDS OF LAUNDRY.

EIGHTY-FIVE POUNDS. OF LAUNDRY.

I now own four sets of clean sheets because the last time I wanted clean sheets I just bought more instead of washing the ones I owned. This is not a joke, this is a true story.

And then he took me to SAM'S CLUB which, like, I realize is evil, but what you need to understand is that I currently own all of the toilet paper in all the world, and OBSCENE AMOUNTS OF SPAGHETTI. And we bought a toilet paper DISPENSER to HOLD all my toilet paper. And soap and soup and popcorn and two giant jars of applesauce. What I am saying here is that I love my dad.

HEY FLIST WHAT ARE THE HAPS
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posted by [identity profile] shoemaster.livejournal.com at 07:21pm on 13/11/2008
MAKE YOUR DAD COME BACK AND PAY FOR MY LAUNDRY. AND JUMBO PACKS OF EVERYTHING.

trufax: I think rotini is my current favorite noodle.
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 07:23pm on 13/11/2008
I WISH HE WOULD :((((

I have been experimenting because HPP has a ton of different kinds, but Sam's Club is like ANYTHING YOU WANT, AS LONG AS IT'S SPAGHETTI OR ELBOW PASTA. I like ditalini to put in soup.
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posted by [identity profile] violin-road.livejournal.com at 07:27pm on 13/11/2008
I THINK YOU SHOULD BE HERE RIGHT NOW.



MAYBE NOT RIGHT NOW AS I DON'T HAVE ANY CLOTHES ON. BUT. IN GENERAL. IMISSYOUSTOPHIDINGFROMME!!!!
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 07:29pm on 13/11/2008
I WISH I WERE :( :( :(


I AM GOING TO SEE YOU TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!
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posted by [identity profile] violin-road.livejournal.com at 07:34pm on 13/11/2008
THAT'S RIGHT!!!! YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D!!!!!!!!!!!
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 01:47pm on 17/11/2008
I WAS REALLY SLEEPY :( :( :( :(
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posted by [identity profile] etben.livejournal.com at 07:44pm on 13/11/2008
i am a fan of giant bags of noodles! i have a five pound bag of rigatoni that has been sustaining me for, like, a month or so now, which is i guess what i get for not ever eating at home.

ALSO YAY ON THE FIC! not that i am impatient or anything, but i...am impatient? in the way where there can never be enough awesome things in my life.

IN OTHER NEWS while i am pretty sure i am smart enough to GO to grad school, idk if i am smart enough to GET INTO grad school, much less smart enough to APPLY to grad school. WHY IS NO COMMON APPLICATION? WHY ARE ESSAYS? WHY IS EMAILING OLD PROFESSORS TO BEG FOR LETTERS OF RECOMMENDATION? i just want to write i'm awesome and will not spend too much class time writing porn; you should accept me on everything and be done with it. ALSO I SUCK AT HTML AND SUBJECT-VERB AGREEMENT AND CONSEQUENTLY AT LIFE.
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 01:48pm on 17/11/2008
The problem is that when I have gigantic supplies of noodles I tend to just... eat a lot more noodles at a time. D:

YOU ARE THE SMARTEST AND BEST AND YOU WILL GET INTO ALL OF THE GRAD SCHOOLS BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL OF THE AWESOME. BONE HARD MEDICAL FACT. ♥♥♥
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posted by [identity profile] etben.livejournal.com at 01:59pm on 17/11/2008
ILU BB!

also HOLY SHIT it is snowing a fuckton of a lot. WHEEEEEEEE!
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posted by [identity profile] loveyouallwrong.livejournal.com at 09:10pm on 13/11/2008
HELLO KALPURNA I AM WAITING FOR YOU
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posted by [identity profile] strobelighted.livejournal.com at 10:24pm on 13/11/2008
WHY ARE YOU CREEPY
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posted by [identity profile] loveyouallwrong.livejournal.com at 10:28pm on 13/11/2008
WELL THIS IS TURN ABOUT
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posted by [identity profile] strobelighted.livejournal.com at 10:29pm on 13/11/2008
I'LL BE WATCHING YOU







o_o
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 01:49pm on 17/11/2008
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posted by [identity profile] frostfire-17.livejournal.com at 09:37pm on 13/11/2008
Hi, we should have coffee again! let me know if you are not busy sometime soon! :)
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 01:50pm on 17/11/2008
Yes we definitely should!! I don't know, what time is good for you? The same as last time?
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posted by [identity profile] frostfire-17.livejournal.com at 01:57pm on 18/11/2008
Sure! That was Friday afternoon, yes? I can't even remember what time we met up, but I'm free after 12:30. This week?
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posted by [identity profile] gandolforf.livejournal.com at 09:50pm on 13/11/2008
lol i used to do that all the damn time with laundry. we used to take ours to the laundromat in three big fucking sacks that were half as big as i am, and be stuck there for like, three hours. it would have been longer if we went when there were people, but it was a 24/7 sort of deal and we'd get there about 1130 pm and stay until 1 or 2 in the morning, or later sometimes. at least then we got to use all the machines we wanted so everything got done at once.

ALSO I LOVE SAM'S CLUB. i couldn't even tell you the number of econo-sized boxes of pampers and pullups we've bought there, neverminding the boxes of individual-size chips or huge packages of juice boxes or EIGHT POUNDS OF TATER TOTS for five bucks. we got the giant thing of paper towels and haven't needed to buy more for like SIX MONTHS. plus idk even though it's ~bad~ i still get giddy at the candy aisle. it's not like the one at the supermarket, this is an aisle full of boxes of 36 fullsize candy bars and canisters of ringpops and pixy stix as big as my kid. HELLS YEAH
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 01:53pm on 17/11/2008
I actually just did this dollar-a-pound thing where they do it for you, which was more money than I felt like spending but man was it ever freaking worth it. I dropped off all of the clothes that I own and 24 hours later I picked it all back up and it was COMPLETELY CLEAN AND FOLDED AND DRY AND BEAUTIFUL. I just cannot believe the clothing options I have at my disposal right now. I own this stuff?!?!

SAM'S CLUB IS A PLACE OF GLORIOUS BEAUTY. I got these things of ketchup that are so fucking gigantic and wonderful and man, I could have stayed there allllll night just staring at eight-foot-tall packages of paper towels. I don't understand people who don't love buying in bulk. They are freaks of nature.
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posted by [identity profile] strobelighted.livejournal.com at 10:25pm on 13/11/2008
COME TO THE THING WITH ME TONIGHT! :D? :D? :D? :D?



:(
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 01:53pm on 17/11/2008
lol sure
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posted by [identity profile] giddygeek.livejournal.com at 10:45pm on 13/11/2008
I'm glad to hear that my roommate and I had not ACTUALLY bought ALL of the toilet paper last week when we...went on a spree and bought A LOT of the toilet paper. IDK, it was kind of amazing. The back bedroom is now kind of like a ball pit, but with TP. /o\
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 01:54pm on 17/11/2008
The thing is, out of all the stuff you can run out of unexpectedly, toilet paper is one of the least pleasant. I think you could make a case that it is THE least pleasant.
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posted by [identity profile] bkm5191.livejournal.com at 11:21pm on 13/11/2008
the one thing I hate about not having many clothes is that I have to do laundry at least once a wek. really twice. But i have a machine on my floor, so it's ok.
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 01:55pm on 17/11/2008
I own faaaaaaar too many clothes, and a big part of the reason why is how much i hate doing laundry. 85 pounds worth of hate.
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posted by [personal profile] celli at 01:30am on 14/11/2008
*adores*
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 01:55pm on 17/11/2008
♥
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