Text messages I have received from Lea in the half-hour I left my phone unattended [kalpurna]

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12:03 PM: Are you coming home for thanksgiving bee tee dub?
12:11 PM: HANNAH DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I ACCIDENTALLY TEXT YOUR HOUSE? ANSWER: A LOT
12:15 PM: HANNAH I ONLY HAVE AN HOUR OF WORK LEFT BUT THE CLOCK HAS STOPPED HANNAH
12:21 PM: I NEED YOUR TEETH FOR MY LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND HANNAH
12:22 PM: I JUST TEXTED YOUR HOUSE AGAIN HANNAH
12:25 PM: COOCOO CA CHOO HANNAH
12:35 PM: I CAN RIDE MY BIKE WITH NO HANDLEBARS HANNAH

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lollllll

I love all

loveyouallwrongs ♥

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SHE'S A MAGICIAN, HANNAH!

A MAGICIAN!

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WHY DON'T I EVER GET AWESOME TEXTS LIKE THIS?

Were you evil in a past life? IT'S THE ONLY EXPLANATION

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Wait, is that wrong? Because I've been evilling it up in this life. SHIT.

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Oh no, in that case you should be getting lots of awesome texts and I call shenanigans.

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SERIOUSLY.

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My only recommendation is to hang out with more Leas! She's coming to MJ!

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&lea;

I always awtc.

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HANNAH I REALLY LOVE LEA HANNAH

CAROLINE

ME TOO

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YOU NEVER ANSWERED THE ORIGINAL QUESTION HANNAH

IIRC SHE IS.

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THAT IS A STEALTHY ICON, MISS.

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it just looks like no one has icons. \o/

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DID YOU TURN OFF IMAGES AGAIN? THAT'S NOT PLAYING FAIR.

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i ain't no dummy

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ISN'T IT? ILITSM

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I AM I AM BUT I DON'T THINK I CAN SEE YOU D: I'M GETTING IN LATE WEDNESDAY NIGHT, THURSDAY UP AT MY BROTHER'S HOUSE, FRIDAY DOCTORS' APPOINTMENTS, WEEKEND WITH PARENTS. BUT I WILL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS TOO :D? :D?

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OKAY THERE WILL BE REQUIRED HANGING TIME THEN

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AWWWWWWWWWWWWW and HEEE.

&you; &Lea;

IL ALL LEAS

Hey - I don't know if you got my email or not (I do not trust email. So I'm trusting LJ? Probably dumb of me but hey!) but I definitely have an extra ticket for FOB tonight if you want it. :]

YESSS I DO. I told my roommate to text you but obviously she did not, I am in a basement at the moment. I'm not going to be able to get there until like 5:30, but I definitely want the ticket - if you have to go inside text me and I'll figure out who you can give it to, my phone number is... ummmm taking this to email, one sec

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April