kalpurna

So, I've been avoiding posting about this because I was trying to keep it a secret from loveyouallwrong, to the point of nearly bribing impertinence, but I've been watching a whole bunch of Criminal Minds. The secret-keeping ended the other day when I was talking to her on the phone and accidentally shared my thoughts on CM ships. It took me a few seconds to recognize that the quiet on the other end of the line had changed from simple listening silence to HORRIBLE CHARGED SILENCE DRIPPING WITH DOOM. Whatever, Lea! I'm not really in that fandom at all! LEA DON'T LEAVE ME I'M PREGNANT.

Anyway so my thoughts on CM ships are basically summed up as follows:

- all of the Morgan/Garcia
- all of the Reid/hot people, seriously, just all of them need to fuck Reid all the time ALWAYS
- even more Morgan/Garcia, but this time epically long and with sex pollen.

This is one of those fandoms that I seriously don't understand because the potential audience is GIGANTIC, half of my flist watches it and the other half would do so if forced to experience ten minutes of Spencer Reid, and yet there are approximately three fics. What is the deal with that? I don't know! They need to get their hands on some of the growth hormones Merlin fandom is producing in its meth lab basement.

FLISTERS WHO DO NOT WATCH THIS SHOW: for a good time, google "Matthew Gray Gubler" and click on the first link. And also watch this. I DARE you not to love him. I fucking dare you.