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kalpurna at 05:32am on 26/02/2009
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So, I've been avoiding posting about this because I was trying to keep it a secret from
loveyouallwrong, to the point of nearly bribing
impertinence, but I've been watching a whole bunch of Criminal Minds. The secret-keeping ended the other day when I was talking to her on the phone and accidentally shared my thoughts on CM ships. It took me a few seconds to recognize that the quiet on the other end of the line had changed from simple listening silence to HORRIBLE CHARGED SILENCE DRIPPING WITH DOOM. Whatever, Lea! I'm not really in that fandom at all! LEA DON'T LEAVE ME I'M PREGNANT.
Anyway so my thoughts on CM ships are basically summed up as follows:
- all of the Morgan/Garcia
- all of the Reid/hot people, seriously, just all of them need to fuck Reid all the time ALWAYS
- even more Morgan/Garcia, but this time epically long and with sex pollen.
This is one of those fandoms that I seriously don't understand because the potential audience is GIGANTIC, half of my flist watches it and the other half would do so if forced to experience ten minutes of Spencer Reid, and yet there are approximately three fics. What is the deal with that? I don't know! They need to get their hands on some of the growth hormones Merlin fandom is producing in its meth lab basement.
FLISTERS WHO DO NOT WATCH THIS SHOW: for a good time, google "Matthew Gray Gubler" and click on the first link. And also watch this. I DARE you not to love him. I fucking dare you.
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Anyway so my thoughts on CM ships are basically summed up as follows:
- all of the Morgan/Garcia
- all of the Reid/hot people, seriously, just all of them need to fuck Reid all the time ALWAYS
- even more Morgan/Garcia, but this time epically long and with sex pollen.
This is one of those fandoms that I seriously don't understand because the potential audience is GIGANTIC, half of my flist watches it and the other half would do so if forced to experience ten minutes of Spencer Reid, and yet there are approximately three fics. What is the deal with that? I don't know! They need to get their hands on some of the growth hormones Merlin fandom is producing in its meth lab basement.
FLISTERS WHO DO NOT WATCH THIS SHOW: for a good time, google "Matthew Gray Gubler" and click on the first link. And also watch this. I DARE you not to love him. I fucking dare you.
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I AGREE WITH THOSE SHIPS. Also your thoughts on the fanfiction. What the heck?
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\o/ I watched "Lucky" and "Penelope" the other night, and "Mayhem" last night, and MARKSY I REALLY SHIP IT REALLY A LOT. Oh my god. A lot a lot.
I don't understand the lack of fanfiction. Even Reid/Hotch, which should by all statistical precedent have a lot of shit out there, has barely anything. What is up?
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*laughs self to death*
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Also at some point I had plotted out fic where Reid confesses to Morgan that a) the thing he hates most about the job is how it has totally ruined porn, and b) he thus is forced to jerk off thinking about his colleagues. I should totally write that except I think the Merlin bunnies have gotten into the meth/growth hormone/rabies.
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*coughs*
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That is the situation with me and Criminal Minds.
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More people need to fuck Reid. Now.
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Also, I would read every unsub-makes-them-do-it fic about any of them.
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Numerous stories I liked enough to recommend (http://delicious.com/pouncerrecs/criminalminds). I found them by reading through every entry in the CM fic communities, back when I first got into the show. It was a tough slog, but there are some gems if you look hard enough.
Reid is definitely my favorite. I like the way they hurt him /o\
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i want long, plotty morgan/garcia fic. make it happen.
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I read through almost the entire CSI site on summer and I could because most of the time I didn't read past the second paragraph.
Also, so much scary BDSM fic with Grissom.
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MANY.