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Sorry I have been all out of touch guys! I was working all week, and then I went to a party and swam in my underwear. But I am BACK and it is SCI FI FRIDAY! Get ready for some extravagant abuse of caps lock, babies.
1. I love Teyla's exasperated expression as Ronon does his little show-off gun-twirly moves. She is surrounded by big twelve-year-old boys.
2. Ewww, ugly beige linen Ancient chic. Forget the car, John, how about fabric dye?
3. OOOOOH PRETTY CITY.
4. Sometimes Atlantis dialogue is so clunky I could die. I mean, points to Rachel for trying to make it work, but "They met defeat at the hands of a great enemy," "The Wraith?" is definitely pretty suck.
5. I also like the way the Atlantis people are so socially inept that they need to be gently nudged out of the room, tripping over their own feet.
6. You suck so hard at diplomacy, Elizabeth. "Do you have anything to offer us?" "No, not really, but you certainly have stuff to offer us!" No shit, Sherlock.
7. OK, I'm sorry guys, but I feel that this is is about to be the Elizabeth Show, and I just don't care. Please, SGA, make her more interesting or take her off my screen.
8. Jesus fuck, that comercial with the chocolate porn. Seriously, I am a GIRL GEEK. Just. Wow. Could not be more appealing. (Maybe if they arranged for Joe Flanigan and Callum Keith Rennie to LICK the chocolate off the tech?)
9. WHY does everyone persist in this belief that the Ancients are angelic beings made of kittens and light? I am UNCONVINCED. Also, why is Elizabeth's hair flat and fugly?
10. OMGWTF HIVE SHIPS. Oh, it's OK, it was just a weird mind meld thing. Wow, that was pretty astonishingly badly done, exposition wise. They're replicators? What?
11. Fly, space city, fly!
12. Whoa, that's some major fanfic fodder right there. (Sexual) Rodney torturing? Sign me up. I actually have a whole case to make about how I think that he actually just dreamed about hot sex with that blond guy and then felt violated afterwards, but it is WAY tinhatty and I also worry that no one cares.
13. Ahahahaha John and Rodney poking. They are the cutest. I care so much more about their banter than I do about this unneccessarily elaborate plot.
14. Whoa, was that an anal probe reference or did I just read too much crackfic?
15. I really am enjoying that shield effect. It looks like shimmery fabric! FakeAtlantis is like a huge-ass space dress.
16. I just have nothing to say about this ep, honestly. And yet, I'm saying it anyway! Look at me go.
17. INFINITE love for John and Rodney banter. OMG. Both the part where John is like "...so, five minutes?" And the part where he totally harshes Rodney's high about his brilliant innovation. "You said you wanted a number!" "A bigger number!"
18. Fingersnapping of joy. ♥
19. They are married. THEY. ARE. MARRIED.
20. Could they actually rip off Battlestar Galactica more? They blew a CYLON out an AIRLOCK.
21. Yes, maybe you "scared them off," Elizabeth. And maybe you are going to win a Nobel Peace Prize.
Well, I can't even tell you how little I want to watch the Elizabeth Is Crazy Episode. Whatever, they did just give us Sateda, I can cut them a break for a few weeks. Yay Sateda!
1. I love Teyla's exasperated expression as Ronon does his little show-off gun-twirly moves. She is surrounded by big twelve-year-old boys.
2. Ewww, ugly beige linen Ancient chic. Forget the car, John, how about fabric dye?
3. OOOOOH PRETTY CITY.
4. Sometimes Atlantis dialogue is so clunky I could die. I mean, points to Rachel for trying to make it work, but "They met defeat at the hands of a great enemy," "The Wraith?" is definitely pretty suck.
5. I also like the way the Atlantis people are so socially inept that they need to be gently nudged out of the room, tripping over their own feet.
6. You suck so hard at diplomacy, Elizabeth. "Do you have anything to offer us?" "No, not really, but you certainly have stuff to offer us!" No shit, Sherlock.
7. OK, I'm sorry guys, but I feel that this is is about to be the Elizabeth Show, and I just don't care. Please, SGA, make her more interesting or take her off my screen.
8. Jesus fuck, that comercial with the chocolate porn. Seriously, I am a GIRL GEEK. Just. Wow. Could not be more appealing. (Maybe if they arranged for Joe Flanigan and Callum Keith Rennie to LICK the chocolate off the tech?)
9. WHY does everyone persist in this belief that the Ancients are angelic beings made of kittens and light? I am UNCONVINCED. Also, why is Elizabeth's hair flat and fugly?
10. OMGWTF HIVE SHIPS. Oh, it's OK, it was just a weird mind meld thing. Wow, that was pretty astonishingly badly done, exposition wise. They're replicators? What?
11. Fly, space city, fly!
12. Whoa, that's some major fanfic fodder right there. (Sexual) Rodney torturing? Sign me up. I actually have a whole case to make about how I think that he actually just dreamed about hot sex with that blond guy and then felt violated afterwards, but it is WAY tinhatty and I also worry that no one cares.
13. Ahahahaha John and Rodney poking. They are the cutest. I care so much more about their banter than I do about this unneccessarily elaborate plot.
14. Whoa, was that an anal probe reference or did I just read too much crackfic?
15. I really am enjoying that shield effect. It looks like shimmery fabric! FakeAtlantis is like a huge-ass space dress.
16. I just have nothing to say about this ep, honestly. And yet, I'm saying it anyway! Look at me go.
17. INFINITE love for John and Rodney banter. OMG. Both the part where John is like "...so, five minutes?" And the part where he totally harshes Rodney's high about his brilliant innovation. "You said you wanted a number!" "A bigger number!"
18. Fingersnapping of joy. ♥
19. They are married. THEY. ARE. MARRIED.
20. Could they actually rip off Battlestar Galactica more? They blew a CYLON out an AIRLOCK.
21. Yes, maybe you "scared them off," Elizabeth. And maybe you are going to win a Nobel Peace Prize.
Well, I can't even tell you how little I want to watch the Elizabeth Is Crazy Episode. Whatever, they did just give us Sateda, I can cut them a break for a few weeks. Yay Sateda!
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OMG, I know! I almost don't care about the rest of the plot as long as I get John/Rodney bickering. A good thing because this week was no Sateda.
"Okay, fine. You want a number? Seven minutes. Seven minutes and 31 seconds. You happy?"
And the part where John's hassling him over his shoulder? LOVE.
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LOL
great commentary!
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Thanks! Glad you liked.
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13. Ahahahaha John and Rodney poking. They are the cutest. I care so much more about their banter than I do about this unnecessarily elaborate plot.
14. Whoa, was that an anal probe reference or did I just read too much crackfic?
21. Yes, maybe you "scared them off," Elizabeth. And maybe you are going to win a Nobel Peace Prize.
Why am I cutting and pasting? because you said it all. <3
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