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posted by [personal profile] kalpurna at 04:52am on 12/09/2006
I am packing, and my brain is a scattered nest of fluff punctuated by mushy bits, so you will have to bear with my disjointedness. It is five in the morning! Why am I not asleep yet? A question for the ages.

This is pretty much my new favorite disclaimer: NC-17 for m/m sexual slash mature adult content. I guess she, uh, she wanted to cover all her bases there. The same summary contains these warnings: "humor, oral, anal, rimming." Ahahaha. I cannot wait to read it. Oh, Harry Potter fandom, I love you so. ♥

I just, I cannot TELL YOU how excited I am about this. OH MAN. There is no possible way this news could have made me happier. Oh my God. Oh my GOD. Maybe I'd be more excited if, like, Neil Gaiman and Joss Whedon were coming in as creative consultants, but I do not even know. In conclusion: !!!

After watching more Slings and Arrows, I have decided that not only would I blow Paul Gross, but I would do it anytime, anywhere. In public, even. Paul: call me.

Other people who should call me: Ray Kowalski, Rodney McKay, and Aaron Sorkin. In between PACKING FRANTICALLY LIKE A MADWOMAN for college, I have managed to watch Mountie and Soul, McKay and Mrs. Miller, and the pilot of Studio 60. Guys. For real. My number's in the phone book. You are all hotter than sin and/or adorable and/or brilliantly talented. I am in awe, and also somewhat turned on.

SPEAKING of packing f. like an m. for c., I am now convinced that I own more stuff than any human being should, and that I should probably sell all my crap and move to the Andes. My mother is fixated on the idea that I'm literally not going to be able to fit it in my dorm room. I refuse to admit that I am even a little bit worried about this. Poppycock! I have a closet and a bookshelf! Everything will be just fine. There probably aren't any laws in Chicago about burning your worldly possessions, are there? It is in the wild midwest, right? I limited myself to one box of books and DVDs! And only six boxes of clothes, plus my skirts on hangers. And a box of shoes. OH GOD.
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posted by [identity profile] researchgrrrl.livejournal.com at 11:54am on 12/09/2006
That is one of the best disclaimers EVER. I recently came across an author's note that made me equally as happy. Ah, behold:

This chapter was suppose to come out more dark and moody, but I guess this is what happens when I'm all high on watching Ouran High School Host Club and reading Nora Roberts/JD Robb books :| Also this chapter sucks, I'm not feeling so well and I've burned my right arm at work...so it smarts whenever I type :(

What makes this even better? It's for Housefic. AWESOME.
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 07:19pm on 12/09/2006
Ahahahaha. And the fact that it's for House makes it PERFECT. Oh, I love author's notes and summaries like that. Sometimes I go over to FF.net and just troll around looking at the summaries for a good laugh.
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posted by [identity profile] researchgrrrl.livejournal.com at 07:31pm on 12/09/2006
Those kind of summaries are exquisite because you know EXACTLY what you're in for if you read that fic. There's a certain type of badfic that's just addictive because the author is so earnest and so determined and so unintentionally hilarious that I can't seem to look away. (I've found a particular SPN story that is going to put me in therapy FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE but I just can't stop from reading a little more whenever a new part gets updated.)
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 09:08pm on 12/09/2006
God, I know EXACTLY what you mean. Harry Potter fandom is just REPLETE with that kind of guilty-pleasure, can't-look-away-from-the-car-accident kind of badfic. Fantastic. And the author means it so hard! She is writing her Harry/Draco MPREG wingfic manifesto and she is MEANING it!
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posted by [identity profile] mrsronweasley.livejournal.com at 12:12pm on 12/09/2006
Okay, seriously, this is how awake I am. I seriously thought that when you said you were packing, you meant that you were smoking pot. And I was all, well, that explains why you're not asleep... and your brain is feeling mushy...

Hi. Yeah.

But, oh, Paul. Anytime, anywhere, in public, covered in seaweed. Seriously. ANY FUCKING TIME. (Mmm. Paul Gross and fucking. That's...an image for the ages, really.)

And Ray Kowalski. 555-Mark, Call me. You know? Oh, Ray. ♥

I'm erally excited about Studio 60. My love for Aaron Sorkin is THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS big. *nods*

So. Yeah. Morning, sunshine. ;)
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 09:01pm on 12/09/2006
HEE. Uhm, no, I meant literal packing. Good morning! And nnnrgh PAUL. ♥ I was excited about Studio 60 before I saw the pilot, but now I am super excited. That show is going to be slashy as hell, isn't it?
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posted by [identity profile] shoemaster.livejournal.com at 03:48pm on 12/09/2006
NO SHIT. I'M ONLY THOUGH 2X01 BUT THE LOVE. THE LOVE, HANNAH. Man, if he just came to Chicago at all... Never mind, cutting self off there.

And I hate you for having boxes. At the end of the year you can come buy and look at my DUFFLEBAG OF DOOOOOOOOM.

Hopefully the weather will turn not shitty soon, so you can see some Chicago in the sunshine.
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 09:03pm on 12/09/2006
I seriously hope he DOESN'T come to Chicago, because it would be so difficult to resist stalking him. I would have to restrain myself a LOT.

HEE. I have lots of boxes! My brother and his wife just moved down to Jersey last week, and we stole some of their boxes.

Yay! I am leaving TOMORROW! I am PACKED! This is so exciting.
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posted by [identity profile] woo2step.livejournal.com at 04:48pm on 12/09/2006
I haven't even gotten to see season three of S&A, and I would still blow Paul Gross. Just on principle. Line starts to the left!

Well, if you're unable to fit everything in your room, won't your parents be able to take some things back with them? Or did I just ask a remarkably stupid question?
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 09:04pm on 12/09/2006
That would be a LONG-ASS LINE.

No, no, you're totally right! Which is yet another reason why my parents shouldn't be flipping out over the amount of stuff I'm bringing. I think I'm just allowing their panic to infect me.
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posted by [identity profile] ifreet.livejournal.com at 05:45pm on 12/09/2006
I'm going to start telling people I live in the wild midwest. It sounds so much cooler than 'you know, where the wagons broke down!'

Also, Paul Gross, having seen Slings and Arrows? Absolutely.

Good luck with the packing! I'm sure it will fit. Don't forget that precious under-the-bed storage space when making worried calculations.
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 09:06pm on 12/09/2006
Ahahaha. It is wild and unfettered! There are prairies and shit! I live in Jersey, so, uh. Lots of things seem untamed in comparison.

God, PAUL. *goes to watch more S&A*

That is an excellent point! I have those bed-riser thingies, too! It will be FINE.
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posted by [identity profile] monroe-nell.livejournal.com at 03:44am on 13/09/2006
I think I am the only college student who can move everything from her bedroom to her dorm and back. Because, uh, I don't own a lot of stuff. Like, I can fit all my clothes in two big laundry bags (because I can't afford clothes, ha). I don't own many dvd's... In her shoes, HP4, Serenity (all burned, *coughs*) Due South, Gundam Wing, House and, um... independence day. My game cube, tv, and my two totes of books.

Of course, I totally forgot to pack my jacket *wins* and I think I'm missing a pair of my pajama pants. But, yeah. I'm one of 7 kids, so I don't own much. (plus, I have a single, which helps *pets scholarship*)

Have fun packing...

And totally with you on the whole paul gross + sex thing
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