kalpurna

Here are some points I would like to make.

1. Benton Fraser is totally Audrey Hepburn. I'm not really sure what this means, you guys. Just, you should contemplate it. Like a Zen koan. ETA: we ponder this further

2. Here is the prompt I just suggested over at ds_harlequin: Prompt: Benton Fraser and Ray Kowalski have to get married! Because, uhm, they HAVE to because of PLOT. I don't know. Honestly, I could read, like, twelve variants on this idea. AND IT MUST BE CONSUMATED. ALSO BECAUSE OF PLOT. And then there is ANGST and KISSES. And a happy ending. \o/ But now I am completely, utterly obsessed by this idea! I want to read, like, four separate novels about Fraser and Kowalski being forced to get married. They have sex! And Fraser is way, way more conflicted about the ethics of it than Ray is, but Ray is really insecure, and maybe they don't so much ACTUALLY have to have sex as Ray implies they have to have sex, and it's, it's, I WANT TO READ THIS YOU GUYS. Especially if it's set in some kind of AU Regency England where men get married.

3. yuletide yuletide omfg aaagh

4. FAT LEE ISN'T FAT ANYMOOORE *criez emo tear* but, yum

5. shoemaster's bed is soooo comfy.

ETA AGAIN: 6. GUYS. GUYS. Do you remember Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century, the Disney Channel Original Movie? (And its sequel, Zenon: The Zequel?) shoemaster sent me the song from that movie! For those of you who have not experienced the WONDER of this movie, here are some lyrics:

Visions of your pretty face
Send me into Hyperspace
Caught up in a planetary whirl

Breathing in, you give me air
I'm living off your solar flare
Could you be my Supernova Girl?