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posted by [personal profile] kalpurna at 04:17am on 28/11/2006
Guys, I'm going crazy! SOMEONE posted a link a little while ago to download some silent-movie vintage porn, and it was WONDEROUS, and I can't remember who posted it. Key points included a fictional bathing suit? Please help!
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posted by [identity profile] shihadchick.livejournal.com at 09:26am on 28/11/2006
...okay, th is is so not helpful (except for how I hope someone knows, cos I'm intrigued by your description) but I just saw your icon now and sweartogod, the first three times I looked at it I read "fuck this. I need a man." Um. *is Special*
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 09:30am on 28/11/2006
HEE. That could be, like, a whole story right there. Complete with sexist overtones! John Sheppard was tired of women, with their pretty-smelling hair and their soft little hands. "Fuck this," he said to himself. "I need a MAN."

See, I downloaded the file when it was first posted, but then it just sat on my desktop for days and days, until I opened it with a bunch of friends during a party, and found that it was incredibly awesome. I hope someone knows tooo.
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posted by [identity profile] shihadchick.livejournal.com at 09:36am on 28/11/2006
Yes! Exactly! Poor baby. He just needs someone who won't use his hair gel as well as his razor require coddling and compliments and picnics on the eastern pier. (I so want to make a joke about him wanting someone who'll drink beer and smell like sweaty socks but, uh, even in my head he's a little too stereotypically GAY GAY GAY for that. Heeee.)

Eeeeeeeeeeenteresting. *crosses fingers* *gazes upon el-jay* Help us Almighty Intarwebs, you're our only hope!
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 09:41am on 28/11/2006
He is WAY TOO GAY for beer and sweaty socks. He might TRY to act like that's what he liked, but in his heart of hearts he would be all, "um, ew?" *loves him*

I uploaded the file to yousendit (http://download.yousendit.com/D4B21BAA2AE48E2A), if you want it, but I still want to find the original post!
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posted by [identity profile] shihadchick.livejournal.com at 09:43am on 28/11/2006
GODYES. Exactly. He'd just sort of... shrink away. In that charming, 'no, I'm not really ditching you'-Sheppardly type of way while praying desperately for a sudden gate activation or possibly a foothold situation, who knows. And then he'd find himself in a transporter blowing Rodney because, damnit, he needed something for himself and it helps Rodney concentrate, okay?

Oooh. Thank you kindly on my behalf, at least. *cheers*
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