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posted by [personal profile] kalpurna at 01:34am on 20/12/2006
I do consider this a public service, but if I'm honest, I'll admit that I'm really just consolidating these pictures here against the next bad day I have. Their power combined is, admittedly, intense: please refrain from clicking the cut if you are in a public place, or if you are already feeling sappy, because there is a risk that you may sustain some sort of damage from the mighty force of their cuteness.

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Also, in Recent News from My Vagina, my DivaCup came! I've tried putting it in, wearing it around, and taking it out several times by now, and I have to say I'm REALLY glad I did, instead of just waiting until my period started and then fiddling around while I bled desperately from the crotch. It took a few times to get the hang of it, I have to admit, especially because I'm a virgin, and every time it started to open early or I tried to pull it out, I had to contend with horrible tearing pain. But now that I've got the hang of it (and, uhm, stretched myself out a little), it's really quite easy. (I must admit that I wish I weren't a virgin or had somehow lost my hymen, because getting the damn thing OUT is quite challenging without being able to cram my fingers up farther than they seem willing to go right now. Breaking the seal is just WAY more difficult than it needs to be.) Admittedly, I still haven't tested it out during my actual period, but the learning curve has been quite steep so far, and I really can't forsee it being much of a problem. And oh, the BENEFITS! I can't feel it at all when it's in, and I won't have to change it that often, and no spotting, and just, I haven't been this excited about my period since before I got it for the first time and realized how much it sucked. YAY for modern technology, is all I have to say: what with birth control for cramps, and DivaCups, and the prospect of buying my first vibrator when I go back to school in January, my vagina is a very exciting place to be right now.

*Paul Gross arms forever and ever*
Mood:: 'enthralled' enthralled
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posted by [identity profile] entropical87.livejournal.com at 08:44am on 20/12/2006
*cowers before the cuteness* My god, that first one with the bunny is like a FORCE of NATURE. I've seen it I don't even know how many times, and it still turns me to mush.

I am way too interested in your reports on the DivaCup. I've been thinking about getting one, and I like reading what you braver souls think before I take the plunge into alternative menstrual management. There seriously has to be a better way than tampons and pads. *hates*

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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 09:02am on 20/12/2006
Dude, the bunny KNOWS it, too! Look at its little paws: "KNEEL BEFORE ZOD BUNNY!"

I am always happy to share about my lady bits, so I'm glad that people are actually, y'know, interested (rather than repelled). My verdict so far is: tricky to maneuver at first, but you get the hang of it and then it's AWESOME. Still, I am refraining from a final pronouncement until my next period.

Well, have you considered one of the more discreet (http://www.goodvibes.com/Item--i-1-2-AH-0307--m-39) options (http://www.babeland.com/page/TIB/PROD/vibrators-mini/DS000530)? *vbg* Also, as far as purchasing, I'd be happy to buy something for you online and repackage it if that would make things easier for you. (I typed "Anything for a friend's orgasm!" just now, and then deleted it because it looked creepy.)
 
posted by [identity profile] nos4a2no9.livejournal.com at 10:13pm on 20/12/2006
OMG lipstick vibrator! That's great! And "anything for a friend's orgasm" is actually the motto of the dS fandom. I checked.
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 03:07pm on 21/12/2006
And "anything for a friend's orgasm" is actually the motto of the dS fandom. I checked.

omg. *dies* It's TRUE.
 
posted by [identity profile] brooklinegirl.livejournal.com at 02:28pm on 20/12/2006
...I never once thought of trying it ahead of time. You are SO SMART. \o/ that is great, and I'm so glad you persevered - the first few times are HARD. but YAY for getting the hang of it! YAY for your vagina! I can't wait for you to get to actually try it out for real - it's going to make your period SO MUCH better!

(side note on vibrators: I don't think that you WOULD, but for your first one, do NOT go for the g-twist. It is, yes, my new boyfriend, but it's also - really a very SIZABLE vibrator, and, uhm, given your diva cup experience - yeah, go smaller. Just a note! you probably already thought this one out!)

 
posted by [identity profile] nos4a2no9.livejournal.com at 10:12pm on 20/12/2006
Yikes! That's what the g-twist looks like? Virginity and me parted ways a looong time ago but that thing looks intimidating. Kinda like a cross between an alien weapon on Star Trek and a high-priced piece of sporting equipment.
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 03:12pm on 21/12/2006
I know! I have seen it in real life, too (at the sex shop mentioned elsewhere in the comments) and it is IMPRESSIVE. I just... *goggles*
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 03:10pm on 21/12/2006
HEE. Yes, yes I had thought of that. *giggles* I was actually thinking of something more... cheap, and... external. I'm VERY excited to go shop for it, though! There's this fantastic sex shop up on the north side of Chicago called "Early to Bed," that's owned and operated by women, and it's just very cute and clean and everything is displayed adorably. I cannot WAIT. \o/
 
posted by [identity profile] shoemaster.livejournal.com at 03:56pm on 20/12/2006
Oh hymens, what evolutionary purpose do you serve? It baffles me. And is also a great pain. I think I'm going to have to try mastering tampons before I try the divacup.

Oh livejournal, your overshares are as helpful as seventh grade sex ed.

(PS I ♥ my mistletoe!)
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 03:14pm on 21/12/2006
I think that is a good plan. *g* Yay for overshares!
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posted by [identity profile] etben.livejournal.com at 04:54pm on 20/12/2006
ok, first off, ladyparts yay! I approve of happy and/or exciting vaginas.

...pretend that doesn't sound creepy, okay? because I seriously have a much more important question/statement/thing:

what the hell is in the third picture? are they dogs? muskrats? very smal weasels? seriously, they are the cutest things I've ever seen, but I have no clue what they actually are. Which is sad, because I want one, now. Please advise!
 
posted by [identity profile] carnadosa.livejournal.com at 06:46pm on 20/12/2006
Otters? They're shaped wrong to be weasels I think. And the tails wrong for a beaver.
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 03:16pm on 21/12/2006
Yup! *gives you a gold star in Otters*
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 03:15pm on 21/12/2006
Ladyparts LOTS OF YAY. I have been told on excellent authority that DS fandom CARES about each other's vaginas, so it is TOTALLY not creepy! Because, uhm, we all do it! \o/

They are OTTORZ. *snorgles them forever*

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