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Lupe Fiasco was at fashion week? Apparently! In other news I was just sick for like a year but now I am LESS SICK and I'm going to Washington DC this weekend to see dsudis and strangecobwebs and assorted fangirls. Paul Gross arms forevvvver. I think we should look at some picspam to celebrate.

Okay, this doesn't have to do with anything, but I've seen this picture a lot of times and yet it still literally makes me laugh out loud.



Oh, and on the topic of lolz, someone brought up to me the other day that the following comic is about Pete Wentz:



and I can only concur. ETA: Hahahahaha also I just remembered a true story, which is that one of my good friends from high school is an environmental science major now, and her school had this big environmental activism month, and they were giving away free glow-in-the-dark condoms as a "save electricity" thing, but they ordered WAY TOO MANY. So it was like, months later, and she was still trying to use up the surplus with her boyfriend, and she was pretty much at the breaking point. Apparently, glow-in-the-dark condoms get progressively less funny every time you use them. Ahahahahaha, I just picture the two of them getting so JADED about glowing cock and I laugh every tiiiime.



He's still my favorite, you guys. Ughhhh. I DO NOT EVEN KNOW WHY.



Maybe it has something to do with how dorkiness is apparently an aphrodisiac to him.



Maybe it has something to do with how he crosses his legs at the knees like a lady.



Maybe it has something to do with whatever is going on here.



MAYBE IT HAS A LOT TO DO WITH HOW EVERYTHING HE DOES IS LOLZ IN A JAR.



Or how he has at least two teletubby costumes and probably more.



All I know is that I was minding my own business and one morning I woke up with a headache and found this picture sexually attractive. Pete Wentz: like date rape, in a way.



JUST KIDDING PETE WENTZ I THINK YOU ARE THE BEES KNEES. Seriously, seriously, it should have been Patrick! It should have been the tiny genius with the pudge and the anger management problems and the lovely voice! And yet somehow I got sidetracked and



then this happened. I don't know, everybody. I think he's dreamy.

Oh hey, you know who else I never expected to love?



RYAN ROSSY, THAT'S WHO. True story: I have uttered the sentence "I hate Ryan Ross" and not been joking. I do not even know how this is possible.



Also a true story: I once referred to Spencer Smith as "one of the ugly ones" and was not struck down by an angry God.



Brendon doesn't get it either.



Why is this picture not fic?



Why does Brendon Urie no longer wear these glasses?



Why is there a disoriented lesbian librarian standing between these three gay hippies and their art project?



WHY IS JON WALKER NOT STONED IN MUSEUMS ALWAYSSSSS?



No seriously someone should look into that.



In conclusion, Frank Iero. (Wears Delia's hoodies.)

I feel so out of touch with my flist! FLIST, HOW ARE YOU? WHAT ARE THE HAPS? Here, I will tell you a story from work, for that is what normal people do instead of falling asleep every weekday at six in the evening! It involves vintage steampunk! So I was shelving rare materials the other day and I came across a book called 2002: What Children Will Be Like One Hundred Years from Today. When I flipped through it, I discovered that:

• Women in 2002 will wear full Victorian garb while speaking on their telephones, which will look exactly like wall-mounted telephones from the 1890s but with the addition of a video screen.


• In 2002, all major cities will have huge hydrogen tanks to refuel the zeppelins which will carry us across the planet at unbelievable rates of anywhere from 25 to 70 miles an hour, depending on wind.


• We will no longer use wood or gas stoves, but instead prepare food with our electric Heat Ovens and Freeze Ovens. We will also use electric clocks to tell time!


• Every American will vote by telephone, so that the results of the vote will be in by the end of the day! The president elected in 2002 will be a woman, since they will have gotten the vote by then.

AMAZING.