kalpurna

I think fanfiction is corrupting me. That is, more than usual. Evidence: I opened a Snapple bottle today, and the "true fact" ( or "fun fact". Or "were you aware?" Whatever. I don't remember what they call it) thingy inside the cap was:

"The mouth and fingertips are the most sensitive parts of your body."

What? Aren't these things usually pretty G-rated? I mean, I was expecting something along the lines of "A blue whale weighs as much as six thousand bowling balls!" or "If you collected all the hair that women have removed from their legs in the past year, you could weave a carpet that encircled the Earth nine times!" (Also: I am pretty sure that the mouth and fingertips are not the most sensitive parts of my body. I mean, I could be wrong.)

However, when I mentioned this previously unsuspected (though mild) Snapple-bottle flirtatiousness to my dinner companions, they looked totally baffled. Even after I explained.

Which led me to the conclusion that I am Just Really Dirty-Minded.

So maybe it's not fanfiction's fault, exactly. I mean, I'm not saying there's a direct cause and effect relationship here. But honestly, you have to admit that the kinky, BDSM Whore!Spike fic I've been reading can't be helping the situation.

Repeat after me, Kal: just because you wish everything was porny, that doesn't make it true.