kalpurna

SO, you know who I think should be written into some bandom fic, despite having no connection that I know of to any of these wacky boys? MATT NATHANSON. He's adorable, and nice, and smart, and he banters! Check him out! 1|2|3|4

Which, ftr, that last little number? Was CLEARLY written for Patrick when they were on tour somewhere, fucking around with guitars late at night. Matt started making fun of Pete's pedophilia, and how much Patrick flirts with Pete, and how sketch-ass Pete is IN GENERAL, and then:

Taaake my virginity,
You sick motherfucker.
You're a lot older than me.
You're such a pervert, pervert, yeah.

TOO FUCKING GOOD, AMIRIGHT? Or perhaps I am just too easily amused by pedo!Pete jokes. ANYWAY, Matt Nathanson is adorable and great, and I think he should totally have fun sex with Patrick Stump sometime, and Pete should be kind of jealous and pissy about the whole thing, and walk around with his stupid hoodie up, and Matt should make cracks about Ashlee Simpson (LIKE THIS ONE) and make Pete EVEN MORE PISSY. And then Pete and Patrick of course get together at the end because they are meant 2 be, but in the middle I get to be mean to Pete a lot, and so EVERYBODY WINS! Maybe Matt can go date Greta afterwards.

ALSO, I am currently trying NOT to write a stupid wretchtarded idea I have for this fic where Spencer Smith has an asshole ex-boyfriend. He was a douche while they were together, which lasted longer than it should have because Panic was on tour. And he cheated on Spencer! NOES. But now that Spencer has finally dumped his ass, he keeps showing up at shows and begging him to take him back, and bringing him flowers and shit, and. Basically this whole fic is an excuse for Brendon to be really angry, and the security dudes to cross their arms menacingly, and RyRo to send anonymous threatening emails.

So Spencer freaks out at all the tiny emo boys for being overprotective and trying to run his life, and he's like, dudes, I can HANDLE this, step off! But they totally make sinister plans behind his back and shit, and call Amanda Palmer for ideas. I think this fic maybe ends up being Brendon/Spencer?

Siiiiigh this is the worst idea ever, and yet I cannot get it out of my head.