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SO, you know who I think should be written into some bandom fic, despite having no connection that I know of to any of these wacky boys? MATT NATHANSON. He's adorable, and nice, and smart, and he banters! Check him out! 1|2|3|4
Which, ftr, that last little number? Was CLEARLY written for Patrick when they were on tour somewhere, fucking around with guitars late at night. Matt started making fun of Pete's pedophilia, and how much Patrick flirts with Pete, and how sketch-ass Pete is IN GENERAL, and then:
TOO FUCKING GOOD, AMIRIGHT? Or perhaps I am just too easily amused by pedo!Pete jokes. ANYWAY, Matt Nathanson is adorable and great, and I think he should totally have fun sex with Patrick Stump sometime, and Pete should be kind of jealous and pissy about the whole thing, and walk around with his stupid hoodie up, and Matt should make cracks about Ashlee Simpson (LIKE THIS ONE) and make Pete EVEN MORE PISSY. And then Pete and Patrick of course get together at the end because they are meant 2 be, but in the middle I get to be mean to Pete a lot, and so EVERYBODY WINS! Maybe Matt can go date Greta afterwards.
ALSO, I am currently trying NOT to write a stupid wretchtarded idea I have for this fic where Spencer Smith has an asshole ex-boyfriend. He was a douche while they were together, which lasted longer than it should have because Panic was on tour. And he cheated on Spencer! NOES. But now that Spencer has finally dumped his ass, he keeps showing up at shows and begging him to take him back, and bringing him flowers and shit, and. Basically this whole fic is an excuse for Brendon to be really angry, and the security dudes to cross their arms menacingly, and RyRo to send anonymous threatening emails.
So Spencer freaks out at all the tiny emo boys for being overprotective and trying to run his life, and he's like, dudes, I can HANDLE this, step off! But they totally make sinister plans behind his back and shit, and call Amanda Palmer for ideas. I think this fic maybe ends up being Brendon/Spencer?
Siiiiigh this is the worst idea ever, and yet I cannot get it out of my head.
Which, ftr, that last little number? Was CLEARLY written for Patrick when they were on tour somewhere, fucking around with guitars late at night. Matt started making fun of Pete's pedophilia, and how much Patrick flirts with Pete, and how sketch-ass Pete is IN GENERAL, and then:
Taaake my virginity,
You sick motherfucker.
You're a lot older than me.
You're such a pervert, pervert, yeah.
TOO FUCKING GOOD, AMIRIGHT? Or perhaps I am just too easily amused by pedo!Pete jokes. ANYWAY, Matt Nathanson is adorable and great, and I think he should totally have fun sex with Patrick Stump sometime, and Pete should be kind of jealous and pissy about the whole thing, and walk around with his stupid hoodie up, and Matt should make cracks about Ashlee Simpson (LIKE THIS ONE) and make Pete EVEN MORE PISSY. And then Pete and Patrick of course get together at the end because they are meant 2 be, but in the middle I get to be mean to Pete a lot, and so EVERYBODY WINS! Maybe Matt can go date Greta afterwards.
ALSO, I am currently trying NOT to write a stupid wretchtarded idea I have for this fic where Spencer Smith has an asshole ex-boyfriend. He was a douche while they were together, which lasted longer than it should have because Panic was on tour. And he cheated on Spencer! NOES. But now that Spencer has finally dumped his ass, he keeps showing up at shows and begging him to take him back, and bringing him flowers and shit, and. Basically this whole fic is an excuse for Brendon to be really angry, and the security dudes to cross their arms menacingly, and RyRo to send anonymous threatening emails.
So Spencer freaks out at all the tiny emo boys for being overprotective and trying to run his life, and he's like, dudes, I can HANDLE this, step off! But they totally make sinister plans behind his back and shit, and call Amanda Palmer for ideas. I think this fic maybe ends up being Brendon/Spencer?
Siiiiigh this is the worst idea ever, and yet I cannot get it out of my head.
chipper
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and that is a TOTALLY wretched idea, but you know <3
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YAY WRETCH IDEAS! I think my absolute favorite thing in the world is wretched, awful, clichéd ideas, executed really well. Not that I would execute this one particularly well, which is why someone else should write it for me!
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Too true. But, you know, that some one is so not going to be me.
Did I tell you my Economics professor asked me what Muskrat Jamboree was?
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Siiiiigh why do I not have minions
NO WHAT WTF TELL ME MORE
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Me: A convention?
Prof: Of Muskrats?
Me: Uhm, no. It's a long story.
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IT'S GO TIME (with an ARROW pointing DOWN). It was on my bag and you know, not inside my underwear so she read it!
Also, why did you get off of gmail? LAMETARD
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I GET IT NOW
I THOUGHT SHE FOUND YOUR LJ, AND YOU WERE JUST BIZARRELY UN-FREAKED-OUT
don't feel like gmail chatting right now, SORRY, THEM'S THE BREAKS
I think I might be getting sick. :( :( :(
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See, when you don't say goodbye or anything, I can't tell if you've been kicked off and just haven't noticed or what. I JUST WONDER. Maybe GABE SAPORTA GRABBED YOU AND THREW YOU IN HIS BASEMENT. It's probably cooler in there, today.
Aww, you should have some soup. And drink juice. (I will die of shock if you have either one of those items in your room)
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I am in MEELA'S room right now, and yet, no soup or juice to be found here either. Soon we will go to dinner, though, and I will have some juice! but probably not soup, b/c it is insanely hot out!
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Oh, you kind of have a point.
Uhm, so Rob is done, I just don't know what's going on with Bert. I wish I could think of something OTHER than Bert. Maybe Roberto lives in Mexico and is a drug king. I DON'T KNOW.
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Write the Robin one
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OMG, I can't believe I almost forgot about that one.
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z-snap
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Siiiiigh this is the worst idea ever, and yet I cannot get it out of my head.
HI, I would ALSO pay good money for you to write this. YES PLZ. Ryro and his tiny, ineffectual fists! HEE.
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HEE, I KNOW, RIGHT. HE WOULD BE SO ANGRY AND SO USELESS. And yet I bet he could write a truly creepifying anonymous email, you know?
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OMG YES PLEASE!
Siiiiigh this is the worst idea ever, and yet I cannot get it out of my head.
Um, is it wrong that I"m kind of ok with that? And willing to, like, beta it or something? Though, I'm still going to make you finish that HS AU... *g*
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If I write that I will totally make you beta it, you will regret offering, dudeAnd I started working on the HS AU again! But not in the google doc, so. When I update that, I'll let you know.
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1. Sad day
2. Open locker
3. Frankie!!!
4. Best day EVER
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P.S.
P.P.S. I will read your story. And probably I will make fun of it. But secretly I will love you endlessly.
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Also, awww, you. ♥ ♥
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Also, anything that ends in Brendon/Spencer is the best idea EVER. EVER.
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I FEEL THAT THIS IS KIND OF TRUE, SEKRIT OTP OF MY HEART.