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Title: Bist Du Bei Mir
Pairing: Peter/Ulrich (Pete Wentz/Patrick Stump)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Ulrich is studying to be a monk in a small town in 1700s Germany. Peter has just returned from university. AU, obviously.
Length: 7700 words, which makes this the longest thing I've written. I'm concise, what can I say?
Author's Notes: Patrick's name is Ulrich in this fic. It's... kind of a long story, and it involves boredom and library catalogs, but, um, yes. Ulrich Stumph. It's also got questionable historical accuracy, and dubious research. Peter's poetry belongs to Goethe. The meteor shower is the Lyrids, which were only definitively identified in the 1830s: Peter is ahead of his time.
Thanks: to giddygeek for an unparalleled beta, and to loveyouallwrong for both beta and audiencing above and beyond the call of duty. I love you so much, guys. All errors are entirely mine.


( The first time Ulrich saw Peter Wentz after he came home from Tübingen, he had just finished punching him in the face. )

So last night I went to the Empires record release show even though I wasn't that interested in them and ha ha um here's some fic.

I wish I was kidding.

Tom Conrad/Sean Van Vleet, ~1800 words, PG-13, unbetaed.

( Open Up Your Eyes )

So I got a Chicago VIP ticket to see Ryan Rossy and Greta of my heart, which is mildly hilarious in that I don't actually know that I will be in Chicago on May 23! Ahahaha, um. I... I don't know. I guess it will all work out somehow. My bank account is what you might call "fucked" but I don't even care. Well, I care a little. Paycheck, where are youuuu? Although the company I rent my apartment from has apparently decided to smile down upon my support of ridiculous hippies by deciding a) not to require a security deposit any longer and b) to apply the security deposits they've already gotten from us towards rent for February. I don't have to pay rent this month! Have you ever heard of such a thing? Me neither, but I'm not questioning my good luck. \o/

I'm not even kidding with how much I loooove this baaaand, though. THEIR TINY FACES. THE ROSSOTONE! And I think that it was WELL WORTH the price of my box set just to refresh the PATD comments and watch people lose their actual shit. My favorite was when someone asked "raise your hand if you got one" and someone else replied "RAISE YOUR HAND AND I'LL SNAP IT OFF." Ahahahahahahahaha! This is why bandom is my favorite, you guys. I never stayed up for hours throwing pillows at my laptop for any of my TV or book fandoms. YESSSS.

Oh my god, I'm so sick, though. I slept all day and woke up in a panic (HA) at 5:03 PM emailing Allison to see if she got me a ticket or if I was supposed to get one myself or what.

GODDAMN YOU GAYMOS AT THE BRODEO LET ME PREORDER YOUR STUPID ALBUM WITH THE STUPID T-SHIRT AND THE STUPID FUCKING VINYL I CAN'T EVEN PLAYYYYYY

ETA: Victory is miiine! Here, have their ridiculous single, I'm going to BED.

but that day is not today.

question
how did patrick get the scar on his right eyebrow?
asked by overcast christian on January 25, 2008

answer
his halo fell down and bumped him in the head.
answered by peter on January 25, 2008

How is this not a line from a fic? How?

Ummmm so this one time I saw Cobra Starship four times in three days and it was epic fabulousness and I had the best weekend ( EVER! )

And this is totally unrelated, but Barack Obama, I am voting for you so fucking hard.

( He looks like he gives such awesome snuggles. )

ETA: Holy shit, this is amazing. (Link courtesy of xanphibian)

Oh hey guys, what's up? What's new? Not much is new with me except for how longtime_lurker wrote the mpreg fic OF MY SOUL. OH MY GOD. OHHHHH MY GOD. ASDFJALSDIFNAQW READ IT.
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In other news, I think I'm going to be going up to the Cobra show in Massachusetts! If anyone has or knows of a way I can also get tickets to the early show in Cambridge or the one in Connecticut, that would be amaaazing. (I know the site says they aren't sold out in Cambridge; the site LIES.)

Dudes, if you haven't heard this radio interview PStump did before Law & Order aired, go listen. Oh my God, I keep thinking I will hit the upper limits of my love for him, and it doesn't happen evvvvvver.