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but that day is not today.

question
how did patrick get the scar on his right eyebrow?
asked by overcast christian on January 25, 2008

answer
his halo fell down and bumped him in the head.
answered by peter on January 25, 2008

How is this not a line from a fic? How?

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Pete: the ultimate Patrick wife

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iawtc

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P.Stump is always valuable content. (Just ask P.Wentz!)

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You make an EXCELLENT point.

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I frequently wonder how it is that Pete Wentz is not a figment of our collective imagination. But no. He ACTUALLY EXISTS. It's amazing.

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YESSSS. I am always surprised by this as well!!

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He also tried to trade Patrick for luggage (http://www.meelikey.com/index.php?subaction=showcomments&id=1201266926&archive=&start_from=&ucat=&) today. I don't know if he was more bummed that he didn't get the luggage or that they didn't think Patrick was worth it.

OH, PETE. ♥♥♥

Edited because hearst not hearts? not QUITE Stockholm Syndrome but CLOSE.

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Oh my god, I loooooove him. I have such stupid hearts in my eyes for that guy! ♥____♥

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Pete is the reason badfic isn't always OOC.

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Ahahaha, that is so true. I can believe that Pete would do a lot of things traditionally only found in badfic, to be honest.

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His MTV Cribs episode was on last night and I felt like I was watching a badfic in action. It was brilliant.

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TRUE FUCKING FACTS

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Pete writes the badfic for us. He is just considerate that way.

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Awwww, what a sweetie! Genderswap next, Pete, please. ♥

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I...I can't even. *incoherent cooing noises*

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This is what he reduces me to on a GOOD day. *hands*

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Pete loves his Patrick so hard. Aww.

If it's not in a fic, I demand that someone use it. Though there must be angel!Patrick fic out there.

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Oh, I'm sure there is! ~~And I'm sure it's all written by Pete's sockpuppets~~.

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OTP OTP OTP

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This is Pete's way of telling us what to write. MOAR WINGFIC!

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...Oh god, is this another manifestation of PWentz's furry fetish? I HADN'T THOUGHT ABOUT IT THAT WAY D:

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This is just further evidence that Pete is the biggest Pete/Patrick shipper in all of bandom.

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Pete Wentz: shipping Pete/Patrick since before you were.

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Oh Pete Wentz!

I kind of want to know what Patrick's reaction to these responses is. Does he just roll his eyes? Does he bother to check up on what Pete writes on the damned thing at all? Does he get get kind of embarrassed yet pleased and then he and Pete have lots of kinky yet sweet sex?

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