kalpurna

SPENCER SMITH.

I AM NOT OKAY WITH THIS FUG.

WHAT ~IS~ THAT TRAVESTY. UGH. PLEASE LET THIS BE A TRAGIC AND DEMENTED RUMOR! PLEASE TELL ME THAT THE PORNOSTACHE WAS NOT THE BEGINNING OF YOUR JOURNEY INTO A SAD, DARK, SEVENTIES-INSPIRED PIT OF HELLISH FASHION MISDEMEANORS. PLEEEASE.

I totally thought there was no tattoo that child could get that would make me want to cry out loud, but I was WRONG.

ETA: At least there are still SOME forces for happiness in bandslash canon! Pete Wentz, thank you. He's in my canon, validating my OTPs. ♥