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SPENCER SMITH.

I AM NOT OKAY WITH THIS FUG.

WHAT ~IS~ THAT TRAVESTY. UGH. PLEASE LET THIS BE A TRAGIC AND DEMENTED RUMOR! PLEASE TELL ME THAT THE PORNOSTACHE WAS NOT THE BEGINNING OF YOUR JOURNEY INTO A SAD, DARK, SEVENTIES-INSPIRED PIT OF HELLISH FASHION MISDEMEANORS. PLEEEASE.

I totally thought there was no tattoo that child could get that would make me want to cry out loud, but I was WRONG.

ETA: At least there are still SOME forces for happiness in bandslash canon! Pete Wentz, thank you. He's in my canon, validating my OTPs. ♥

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IF IT IS TRUE WE ARE BREAKING UP, SPENCER. DON'T EVEN GIVE ME THAT FACE. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID.

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You know.

There's a reason that no one I know who actually speaks/reads/writes an Asian language actually has any Asian characters tattooed on their body. And plenty of them have tattoos.

And really, that's just kind of the START of the horrible in that one, isn't it?

The horrible begins at the top, and doesn't stop until it hits the tiger. THERE IS SO MUCH BAD HERE. *weeps*

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Yeah, I saw that a few days ago but I am veeeeeery skeptical that it's real.

I'm skeptical too, tbh, because seriously, there doesn't seem to be any evidence, and it's been a while now. But if it's true I am honestly going to have to break up with him. SORRY SPENCE. THAT'S THE WAY THE COOKIE CRUMBLES.

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This is me: Refusing to believe anything until I see a picture that includes his face.

I mean, with Brendon and Ryan the tats were just so perfect, and I can't believe that Spencer's would be just so incredibly NOT

It just seems IMPLAUSIBLE, right? Here are some tattoos I would be okay with you getting, Spencersmith: a) something to do with music, b) something sexass, c) something meaningful, or d) some combination of the above. DO YOU SEE DRAGON/TIGER/PSEUDO-ASIAN LETTERING ON THAT LIST? NO. NO YOU DO NOT.

Because clearly he craves my approval, OBVS. He does read LJ! SPENCERSMITH, HEAR MY CRY.

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Oh holy christ.

MY MOUTH IS STILL HANGING OPEN.

OH MY GOD, please, please, please let it not be true.

I totally bet it isn't. Right? He has good taste! The 'stache was a PRANK! RIGHT????

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WAIT WHAT. I AM OUT OF THE LOOP ON THIS? FLAIL ETC

What is this about this really kind of ugly tattoo and SPENCER SMITH?! Enlighten me, please.

UGH I DON'T EVEN KNOW. Apparently some chick posted this on the falloutboyrock message boards a few days ago and said it was his tattoo, and a bunch of other people chimed in and were like "yeah, totally, he got it last night." PLEASE LET THESE BE LIES!

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i think it's beautiful.

I think I'm going to cry.

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Patrick singing Happy Birthday to Pete and Pete saying his voice is from God. Video horrible, audio good (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtfis38ZQPQ)

To make up for Spencer's possibly horrible tattoo.

ILU PETE! Hahaha, the NYTimes article made it sound a little less sarcastic than it comes off in the video, but we know he MEANT IT, so. ♥ ♥ ♥

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1. MEEP at Spencer's thus-far-unconfirmed-but-possibly-true-dear-God-no tattoo.

2. SQUEE at the Pete and the Patrick and the Pete/Patrick and the YAY. <3

So. If the tattoo's legit, Jon's the only Panic boy left unmarked?

1. Okay, you know what, I still have a paper to finish writing tonight, and I cannot possibly do that if Spencer Smith has a horrifying tattoo. So I'm officially declaring it False. He does not have that tattoo! What tattoo? Where? IT DOES NOT EXIST.

2. Pete/Patrick!!!

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That tattoo is some serious fug, man.

In other news, what kind of journalist believes P. Stump is not a hearthrob? Hearts, knickers, uterus - you name it, Patrick has a serious on effect on mine. *indignant*

Also, n'aww. P+P 4 EVA. *thrills*

I KNOW. I mean, I kind of giggled about all the furor over Brendon's, because come on! It just wasn't that bad, and people were freaking out! But this, seriously, this is ABOVE AND BEYOND. This is OBJECTIVELY FUGLY. :((

In other news, some people are CRAZY. Every time someone calls PStump unattractive, God kills a kitten!

They are adooooorable.

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Oh HOLY GOD. IT BURNS! MY EYES. MY PRECIOUS EYES!

No, seriously, if that is Spencer's, I will have to find a new favourite manbian too. I just. Nooooo!

IT CAN'T BE TRUE!! No one wanted Spencer Smith the Fifth to get ink more than I did, okay? But this – this takes a beautiful thing and makes it AWFUL. *emo tear*

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Man, that is HIDEOUS! But if it is true, I will laugh forever. And really really hope that someone writes that Ninja story.

I actually did start giggling the fifth time I looked at it, because it's just so MONUMENTALLY bad. Like, that's not even a mistake, that's a DELIBERATE ATTACK. Ugh, honestly, I bet it isn't real. Ryro wouldn't ALLOW it.

I would read that ninja story, I really would.

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*flails about wildly having an OTP moment liek woah*

"Your voice is a gift from God?" OH MY GOD. Just. Pete. Oh, Pete.

*happy sigh*

HE IS DEAD SERIOUS AND YOU KNOW IT. ♥ ♥ ♥

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*FLAILS* I'm just off to throw some things around my room.

WHATEVER. IT IS CLEARLY FALSE. WOULD RYANROSS ALLOW THAT TO HAPPEN??? CLEARLY: NO.

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WHY??????

WHY DID I CLICK ON THE 1st LINK????? WHY?????

I DO NOT APPROVE EITHER.

But on the plus side, Pete is awes.

I am so, so sorry. I shouldn't even have linked to it. No one should be subjected to that kind of stress.

HE IS INDEED. It's a sad sad day when I need Pete Wentz to comfort me after Spencer Smith grossed me out!! Role reversal much?

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It's not possible. Spencer Smith is way more classy than that.

*hopes* *prays*

If he got anything (and I really hope he did) I doubt it'd be as busy as that and I don't think there'd be colour.

On the plus side, no matter what he has we'll all let out a collective sigh of relief and love it in comparison to this monstrosity.

I see what he did there. Devious.

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