kalpurna

Someone come talk to me about that precious monkey child, please! Topics for discussion may include, but are by no means limited to:

1. His apple bottom
2. The fact that ever since Gerard is marrying a LADY, he is arguably the gayest boy in bandom
3. His stupid adorable face
4. All the many and varied boys he should be boning, for serious
5. The fact that he used to be a MORMON
6. His stupid amazing tattoo
7. His honest-to-God impressive musical talent
8. His cocksucking mouth

I have to go to sleep now, b/c I have work in the morning, but I want to wake up to your opinions on this important issue, if you don't mind. Also, an important (text) message from shoemaster, which I received AT WORK:

Have you thought about Patrick's mouth moving over Bob's hips as Bob bites his lip ring, waiting for Patrick to just suck his cock already?

Yeah. Yeaaaaaaah. Thanks for that.