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posted by [personal profile] kalpurna at 09:24pm on 12/02/2007 under , ,
I had a lovely, fannish weekend! On Friday night, I hung out with Meela, and we complained about our lives until 6 AM, at which point we found that we were not tired at all. So we watched two episodes of S4 Buffy and then went to breakfast, and I came home and finally crashed at about 10 AM Saturday. At noon, [livejournal.com profile] greyandgrey called me, because she is crazycakes and gets up in the MORNING on weekends even though she is in COLLEGE. (I didn't pick up.) By the time I got myself to the point of sitting up in bed blearily and fumbling for pants, she and [livejournal.com profile] shoemaster had already been awake for hours and talking to each other and making arrangements and shortly thereafter, arrived at my dorm ready to hang out and watch Due South.

Which was really lots of fun. [livejournal.com profile] custardpringle found us in the suite, and watched with us. It's really amazingly entertaining to pimp a slasher into Due South, I have to say. There were endless hilarious exchanges such as this, early in MotB:

[livejournal.com profile] greyandgrey: This show could not be more gay if they kissed on screen!
The rest of us: *secretive flailing*

And we ate Thai food and squealed about boyfriends and it was lots of awesome. Until I broke [livejournal.com profile] custardpringle's laptop charger (by accident!) because I am a dumb klutz. :(

Sunday, I slept in, and then went grocery shopping for tomatoes and cheese and Orangina and cookies. At 10 PM, I headed downstairs for Star Trek Night. I heart Star Trek Night. We usually watch one episode of the original series and one Next Gen, and snark and giggle through the whole thing (last night's original series ep had these strange, 12 foot high ape-beast things with spears? And basically the entire episode was structured around allowing Spock to use the word "logical" 400 more times than usual). The event is organized by a set of adorable gay boys in my dorm, and my favorite couple always sits together and snuggles throughout the whole ridiculous experience. It's wonderful. ♥

Hey, you know what I threatened promised you all ages ago, and never delivered? A DivaCup Update!!

Long story short, I love it. I have the whole insertion/removal thing down to a science, and I have finally gotten the hang of manipulating the thing around my damn hymen. (Biology: WHY?) Honestly, I can't imagine that losing my virginity is going to hurt that much, at this point; there has been far too much activity in that region (of both the fun and practical variety) for my bits to be justified in putting up much of a fuss. I've also found that my vaginal muscles are extremely helpful in making the thing sit right: by clenching and wiggling, I can get it to pop open every single time, even if I inserted it wrong, and force it into the right place if it's sitting too low. Hooray for having a hands-on relationship with my lady parts! \o/

I'm still not at the point I was at with tampons, where I basically just needed a convenient door to duck behind and I was good to go, and I may never get there. The whole origami aspect of the DivaCup requires a certain amount of privacy and dedication. On the other, highly significant hand, no more paranoia about going over the toxic shock time limit! Hooray! And no running out of tampons, and no land-fill contributions, and no leakage. DivaCup, never leave me. Let's be best friends forever.
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posted by [identity profile] entropical87.livejournal.com at 04:13am on 13/02/2007
I am so freaking jealous of you guys getting to fangirl in groups in RL. Thank the sweet baby Jesus, less than 7 weeks until MJ. *repeats as mantra*

I've been awaiting the DivaCup results with a ridiculous amount of anticipation. Everyone on my flist is getting the damned thing, so I figure it's about time to cave into the peer pressure. I do anything fandom tells me to. Up to and including shoving silicone origami up my vagina.
 
posted by [identity profile] greyandgrey.livejournal.com at 04:38am on 13/02/2007
I do anything fandom tells me to. Up to and including shoving silicone origami up my vagina.

LOL! word.

...someone should make that into an icon.
 
posted by [identity profile] entropical87.livejournal.com at 04:44am on 13/02/2007
If someone should want to do that, who am I to refuse? *koff*
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 04:53am on 13/02/2007
I won't lie, it's pretty damn great. *grins* MJ is coming, MJ will be here sooooon...

HEE. It is so, so true. Are you aware that DivaCup is one of the sponsors of MJ? There will be promotional materials available! :D
 
posted by [identity profile] entropical87.livejournal.com at 05:05am on 13/02/2007
Dude, for serious? Just when I didn't think MJ could get any more awesome...

Am very tempted to just buy one already. *totally has order window open*
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 05:06am on 13/02/2007
doooo iiiiit *fangirl mind control*
 
posted by [identity profile] entropical87.livejournal.com at 05:13am on 13/02/2007
Aaaaand it's done. God, I'm easy.
 
posted by [identity profile] shoemaster.livejournal.com at 04:18am on 13/02/2007
I am jealous of your diva cup ways, but as I've yet to successfully use a tampon (why am I such a freak?) I have to wait to grow up to the diva cup. Le siiiiiiiigh.

And yeah, the 'if they kissed!' thing was HILARIOUS. Oh fangirls, I LOVE YOUU.
 
posted by [identity profile] greyandgrey.livejournal.com at 04:40am on 13/02/2007
Well how was I supposed to know it was gayer than House? XP

I'm terribly excited to watch the rest, but sadly I am already hours behind schedule on my Huma paper. But! Huzzah! I have had my afternoon class cancelled by my storm-paranoid teacher! Which means free time to watch the boyfriends!
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 04:54am on 13/02/2007
I am pretty psyched for you to see the rest. We showed you the Ultimate Gay Highlights, but the show itself is so awesome and the gay is so pervasive that every single ep is fun to watch...
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posted by [identity profile] lordessrenegade.livejournal.com at 04:29am on 13/02/2007
Wow, that is Diva Cup skill!

I'm only on my second time through with the thing....first time in a public co-ed bathroom setting. But as long as no one's sharing the shower with me, I can do it in there...it just involves...well, stretching around like an idiot in the stall and hoping no one goes into the one next to me while I'm doing it!

But still...better than the alternative! \o/
 
posted by [identity profile] greyandgrey.livejournal.com at 04:43am on 13/02/2007
I'm waiting to try it until I am no longer in a co-ed communal bathroom living situation. For one thing, I fear extraction being messy and would not relish the activity of walking from the stall to the sink to rinse the bloody cup and my inevitably bloody hand...
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 04:58am on 13/02/2007
Well, it was a little confusing the first time, but I honestly don't spill anything anymore. And remember, you can always just wipe your hand and the cup with toilet paper before going for the sink, for minimal mess!
 
posted by [identity profile] greyandgrey.livejournal.com at 07:00am on 13/02/2007
Yeah, I also kind of dread the scenario where I'm merrily washing it out, guy comes to wash his hands and asks "what's that?"

I don't think I'll be able to handle communal bathrooms for another year, though. I'm probably switching dorms next year.
 
posted by [identity profile] custardpringle.livejournal.com at 07:59am on 13/02/2007
You should move to Broadview ::nods firmly:: We get our own rooms. (Well, except [livejournal.com profile] kalpurna.) And our own bathrooms. It's totally worth the commute.
 
posted by [identity profile] greyandgrey.livejournal.com at 03:58pm on 13/02/2007
I'm considering it, actually...
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 04:56am on 13/02/2007
I am so proud of being complimented on my mad DivaCup skills. \o/

Yeah, I'd be lying if I said it wasn't more complicated than tampons. But it is SO WORTH the tradeoff.
 
posted by [identity profile] joandarck.livejournal.com at 05:20am on 13/02/2007
[livejournal.com profile] greyandgrey: This show could not be more gay if they kissed on screen!
The rest of us: *secretive flailing*


HEEEEE.
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 06:31am on 13/02/2007
Seriously, I could not make that up. I ♥ my big gay show!
 
posted by [identity profile] brooklinegirl.livejournal.com at 06:02pm on 13/02/2007
omg YAY DIVA CUP! Yeah, it takes a little bit more effort than a tampon, but so totally worth it to not have to THINK about it more than twice a day. And I am VERY IMPRESSED with your vaginal muscles!

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