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posted by [personal profile] kalpurna at 08:29am on 15/03/2007 under , , , ,
I am a little bit amused that everyone is freaking out so much about MJ, especially the people who are worried about losing weight. Which, yes! A wonderful thing to do! And I can see why you would want to look your best for the con! And yet? Somehow, I have this vague, unsubstantiated hunch that MANY of us are not paragons of fitness. It's this theory I have, based partially on the fact that science has not yet perfected the jogging-enabled laptop.

I have, personally, gained quite a bit of weight this winter, which is kind of disheartening. But I prefer to think of it as "growing my boobs." \o/

Basically, my point is: DON'T WORRY EVERYBODY I WILL STILL LOVE YOU EVEN IF YOU ARE FAT AND SOCIALLY INEPT. Because two seconds after meeting you, I will probably be talking to you about Callum's cock, and if you don't walk away? Then you're already way cooler in my book than most people I will ever meet. Don't worry.

Hey, so here's something EVERYONE needs to see: Jensen Ackles on Jimmy Kimmel Live. In which there is sort of a lot of flirting, weirdly (?) and in which the other guest star CLEVERLY AVERTS a question from the host about whether Jensen is really dating who the internet says he's dating. (Which is a good thing, because if that had actually gone to a J2 place, AND IT MIGHT HAVE, I probably would have exploded.) Actually, the whole interview kind of loops around maybe possibly referring to the RPS thing, although they never actually come out and mention it. Hmmmm. Jimmy Kimmel reading Jared/Jensen slash: discuss.
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posted by [identity profile] strangecobwebs.livejournal.com at 01:51pm on 15/03/2007
It's this theory I have, based partially on the fact that science has not yet perfected the jogging-enabled laptop.

That? Would be so amazingly helpful when it comes to fitting into that maid of honor dress for this summer... *g* Someone REALLY needs to invent that! Hahaha! Could you imagine?
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 01:54pm on 15/03/2007
I guess it would have some kind of waistband/strap... ? And a split keyboard that you could strap to your hands? The best would be if it were, like, POWERED by jogging! Like in order for it to keep working, you had to keep jogging!

I would lose SO MUCH WEIGHT
 
posted by [identity profile] strangecobwebs.livejournal.com at 01:56pm on 15/03/2007
A treadmill! That powers the laptop by running! I'd totally be a size 2 in about a month!
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 01:59pm on 15/03/2007
adflkajd;fkj SERIOUSLY. That invention NEEDS TO HAPPEN.
 
posted by [identity profile] mrsronweasley.livejournal.com at 02:01pm on 15/03/2007
I know not that of which you speak! I am a paragon of fitness! I...I...my fingers are in great shape, I'll have you know!

:D
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 02:08pm on 15/03/2007
HEE. Finger Olympics, here we come! Actual Olympics... maybe next year.
 
posted by [identity profile] mrsronweasley.livejournal.com at 02:13pm on 15/03/2007
We're kind of like Callum's cock this way. We'll get up...wheeeeen we feel like it.
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 02:16pm on 15/03/2007
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

SEE? ALREADY YOU PASS IN MY BOOK.

omg, I had forgotten about that post. AHAHA.
 
posted by [identity profile] mrsronweasley.livejournal.com at 02:19pm on 15/03/2007
I WIN!

OMG, I could never forget that post. I think my belly is STILL hurting from laughter. And Hugh's cock DROOLS.
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 02:21pm on 15/03/2007
IT IS JUST EAGER OKAY

EAGER
 
posted by [identity profile] mrsronweasley.livejournal.com at 02:35pm on 15/03/2007
AND CALLUM JUST WON'T KEEP UP, DAMMIT!
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 02:54pm on 15/03/2007
at least it doesn't have funyon crumbs on it
 
posted by [identity profile] mrsronweasley.livejournal.com at 03:56pm on 15/03/2007
I... I got nothin'.

*dies*
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 04:14pm on 15/03/2007
*wins*
 
posted by [identity profile] brooklinegirl.livejournal.com at 02:30pm on 15/03/2007
We're kind of like Callum's cock this way. We'll get up...wheeeeen we feel like it.

omg. DYING. I TOTALLY WANT TO RENAME MY LJ "We're kind of like Callum's cock this way."
 
posted by [identity profile] mrsronweasley.livejournal.com at 02:35pm on 15/03/2007
You totally should! BECAUSE WE ARE. \o/
 
posted by [identity profile] cimmerians.livejournal.com at 02:14pm on 15/03/2007
GRRRR!!! Don't make me kick your virtual asses! Yes, I am proselytizing:

Weight loss babble = Hate speech.

Hate. Speech.

Dude.

P.S. What's MJ?
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 02:19pm on 15/03/2007
Me, personally, I wouldn't mind if my hips were a little smaller than they are right at this moment, because I've been eating junk food allll winter without pause. But mostly? I like my body! I like other people's bodies! I don't require that for me to like them, they exist in as small a space as possible.

MJ = [livejournal.com profile] muskratjamboree! My very first con!
 
posted by [identity profile] brooklinegirl.livejournal.com at 02:28pm on 15/03/2007
I have this vague, unsubstantiated hunch that MANY of us are not paragons of fitness.

HEE! omg, yes, and I HEART FANDOM for it! This? Is awesome. ♥
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 02:41pm on 15/03/2007
YAY FOR FANDOM. We have our priorities, damn it! There is no way we are going to be out there jogging when there is PORN TO READ, OKAY
 
posted by [identity profile] carlanime.livejournal.com at 03:05pm on 15/03/2007
It's this theory I have, based partially on the fact that science has not yet perfected the jogging-enabled laptop.

Yes, and damn those kinesthesiologists (or whoever), because if they devoted more time to internet treadmills, I'd be in fantabulous shape.

Wish I could be there.
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 04:16pm on 15/03/2007
Seriously! *eats another spoonful of cookie dough* Okay, uhm, so maybe I wouldn't be in perfect shape.

I know! It would be SO cool to meet you!
 
posted by [identity profile] carlanime.livejournal.com at 06:46pm on 15/03/2007
::quietly hides third mug of hot chocolate behind back:: True, true, me either. But my butt would be less numb: that in itself would be a Good Thing.

I know! I think I may have to bite the expense some year and just treat myself to a stateside con. I would LOVE to meet you.
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 10:05pm on 15/03/2007
God, YES. That needs to happen! *puppy eyes*
 
posted by [identity profile] greyandgrey.livejournal.com at 03:57pm on 15/03/2007
(a) That video is love. except for the very sad part where I watched it on my mom's computer with a crappy internet connection (at least compared to the wireless at school) and it kept doing that momentary freeze thing...
I will watch it again when my internets have returned to me.

(b) If fangirls took their fangirling to the streets, I have this vague feeling that the world would end. even if before that happened we did have fitter fangirls.
Porn > exercise (unless that exercise takes the form of certain pornish acts... I mean, what?)
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 04:18pm on 15/03/2007
Aw, damn, I hate that. You should try just pausing it and doing something else for a while while it loads.

The only kind of exercise we like... but we like it very much. \o/
 
posted by [identity profile] shoemaster.livejournal.com at 05:56pm on 15/03/2007
I want MY boobs to grow. You h0r. And to maybe get my sorry ass in a shape that means I can run up the stairs to the L and not DIE before getting on the train. For bonus points: do it WITH my backpack on.

Jimmy Kimmel? Totally reads J2 and wonders why no one ever wrote anything about him and Adam Carolla. His eyelashes may not be 'naturally curly' but they are kind of long!
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 10:06pm on 15/03/2007
AHahahaha. Yay! I may be a little chubby, but I've got a big rack?

SO

TRUE

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posted by [identity profile] kanzenhanzai.livejournal.com at 06:56am on 16/03/2007
*waves* Hi, I followed you back from Joan's place but, um. Not in a creepy way?


DON'T WORRY EVERYBODY I WILL STILL LOVE YOU EVEN IF YOU ARE FAT AND SOCIALLY INEPT

This is GOOD NEWS since my "healthy" eating this months seems to be fruit for lunch and most of a pizza for dinner. Argh.
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 07:30am on 16/03/2007
Hi there! *waves back* Any friend of Joan's...

I am eating a donut RIGHT. NOW. *chews* \o/

 
posted by [identity profile] shihadchick.livejournal.com at 07:21am on 16/03/2007
t's this theory I have, based partially on the fact that science has not yet perfected the jogging-enabled laptop.
...I love you SO much. You win the internets jointly with blue. because. OMG. *applauds*

Basically, my point is: DON'T WORRY EVERYBODY I WILL STILL LOVE YOU EVEN IF YOU ARE FAT AND SOCIALLY INEPT.
THANK GOD. *sigh of relief* But, seriously? I love you SO much for saying this. And I love everyone else, too. You just have extra love today. ♥!
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 07:33am on 16/03/2007
*LOVES*

It is so very true! I just wanted to assure people that if there ARE weird, hypothetical fangirls who are going to be all "you are not a size zero! And you clearly weren't prom queen!! *judges*" that I am NOT ONE OF THEM. *beams* <333
 
posted by [identity profile] shihadchick.livejournal.com at 07:44am on 16/03/2007
*adores*

...oh my god, I'm trying to imagine someone like that and it hurts my brain. Hee. Apparently my brain has a much saner grasp on how fangirls will not judge it than I thought it did. <333!

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