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I need a beta BADLY. The only person I have to talk to about this fic is

shoemaster, and she keeps saying things like this:

Me: Who should catch Pete and Patrick making out?
Allison: Maybe Ross or Brandon?
Me: DO YOU MEAN "RYAN OR BRENDON"?
Her: Yeah, them!

SOMEONE COME HELP ME OUT PLEASE. You do not need to know much bandslash canon. (You DO need to know the boys' NAMES.)

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um. not that I know much canon, since I got into this fandom largely because of you and pearl, but - I know names? a little?

(also I will love you forever for writing it!)

I'll invite you to the google doc. It is PATHETICALLY dorky, I warn you.

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I ALSO THOUGHT PETE WENTZ WAS THE SINGER UNTIL, LIKE, SUNDAY. Please help her!

And I'm writing exactly what you tell me to write. WHY?

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Because you are easy like pie? SLUT pie?

Also, I rule with a maple fist.

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I AM NOT SLUT PIE

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You are slut pie topped with whore berries, my dear.

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WHATEVER, LOSERFACE. I am DELICIOUS.

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I'm sure there are plenty of people at MJ that could confirm that :P

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*shakes head at you*

oh my god, JOAN, they are EATING my BRAIN. I just. *weeps* It's been 3000 words, and I just got them to make out. This is so not me! I have been POSSESSED by bandslash!

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Wait, wait. It took 3,000 words to get them to make out? Your brain has been possessed by angsty, character-oriented bandslash! Bandslash of the most respectable kind! Oh, kal. Oh,

kalpurna. (Oops, I already used my 'laughing like a hyena' icon.)

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Oh my god, you MOCK my PAIN. Seriously, all I have EVER written is porn that was less than 1000 words, why is it so hard for me to make these boys fuck? Instead, they're all "oh, jealousy! oh, insecurity!" and then they finally make out and they get INTERRUPTED.

WTF.

*cries* JOAN. HOLD ME.

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Can I mock you *and* hold you? Because I kind of want to do both.

(Ooo, jealousy and insecurity! THE BEST. Maybe I'll read this when you're done. Hell, you showed me some of the canon, that's enough, right?)

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Yeah, okay, that works for me! As long as I get cuddles, I am fine with mockery. *is totally easy*

(Dude, it seems to be enough for me to WRITE it, so I'm pretty sure it'll be enough for you to read it. Yay for week-old fandoms! \o/)

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I don't even know what fuckin' band we're talking about. *is useless*

omg. this is RIDICULOUS. I know half my flist has been consumed by bandslash lately: WHERE ARE YOU GUYS?? LAME.

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I was consumed by bandslash six years ago -- different band, though. Does that help? :D

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NO! Because you can not tell me if my Pete Wentz characterization is totally off the wall!

... ok, kind of. In that "misery loves company" way. *g*

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Well, if you ever have any Important Ethical Issues regarding RPS/bandslash, like whether it's totally hinky to go see the band about whom you've been writing dirty gay porn or whether it's okay to include family/friends/girlfriends in your stories ... um, I'm totally not your man, because my response to those things was just to not think about them. Because I have no soul, or shame.

Uh, we now return you to your regularly programmed Pete Wentz characterization issues. *curtsies*

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If you still need someone...*offers her services* I only know what I read from fanfic & primers so...

yay, the more the merrier! Although, okay, this is totally stupid and emolicious and you need to not judge me! I blame the BOYS. \o/

Do you have a gmail address I can invite to view a google doc?

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*cough* So, um. I saw this post on friendsfriends, you are probably going to think this is really weird coming from someone you don't know at all (

pearl_o can vouch for my sanity, I swear), but uh. If you still need a beta for that fic I could help you out, I'm in the fandom and know the canon fairly well. Wow, I am probably coming off as really creepy in this comment, I'm sorry! I just, you know, I get really excited about new people writing Pete/Patrick. :D

Ahahaha, CONGRATULATIONS, because everyone else went to bed, and I just wrote some orphaned bits of porn scenes, and I need way more input on this thing because it is craaaazy and eating my brain. Also, I have totally been stalking your journal over the past two days for bandslash purposes, so I am officially the more creepy person in this relationship! \o/

Do you have a gmail address where I can invite you to a google doc? (OMG, you will regret this, and I don't even care, because I am going to use you for your brain. YAY.)

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...wow, I was actually going to go to bed, GOD DAMMIT. Of course now I am not. OH WELL.

I do! bluezeetle at gmail woot woot

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Oh noes, seriously, if you have to go to bed you should! I feel guilty now! And yet, not guilty enough to not send you the link. *loses*

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