How do I not have a Pete/Patrick icon yet? [kalpurna]

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Oh, my Lord. Why has bandslash eaten my life? Last night I commandeered about a billion people to look at my fic, and some of them gave me very helpful tips like, "Ryan Ross is basically nothing like you've written him!" And, "Maybe you should add stuff in between the awkward flirting to make it, you know, make sense. Or have any kind of structure?" And that was awesome, and helpful! But, uhm, this morning I woke up and looked at my 4000 words of no porn whatsoever, and I said to my roommate, sadly, "I don't think I will ever get these boys to fuck." This is so unlike me! I can make men have sex in 500 words or fewer! What are these emo kids DOING to me?

Patrick Stump, why so sexy?

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Also, I am totally not writing an American Idol bandslash AU. At all. Um.

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surprised

Music:: Thnks Fr Th Mmrs - Fall Out Boy

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There are 26 comments on this entry. (Reply.)

Oh God - I want to do dirty things to him. It's the slight podgy-ness. I love that. *Licks him* Mmmmmm.....gross

I know! He's all pale and sweaty and a little soft around the middle and his hairline is receding and just. Yum. (Wow, how did I never make the Rodney connection before?)

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Because you're silly? I love my boys all pokeable like Rodney. With the poking and the hot and the not-traditional... Patrick just slides right on in there.

...and that sounded wayyyyyy dirty. :D

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It's true! I like 'em cuddly and adorable with fabulous asses. *stares at your icon*

Heeeeee, dirty in a GOOD way.

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Ok, yum. And also, OMG I AM GOING TO HELL FOR DROOLING OVER A MAN 10 YEARS MY JUNIOR.

*dies*

OMG, IT'S FINE, WHATEVER! He is TOTALLY LEGAL, it is OKAY. \o/

*encourages*

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Haha! Dude. I so never expected to have a conversation with anyone that went: IT'S FINE! HE'S LEGAL!

*crawls under bed in search of misplaced sense of shame*

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*laughs* YAY! Whatever, shame is boring, you don't need it anyway. ;D

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Also! OK, Zira (who is to blame for me getting in to bandslash in the first place) answered a question I had about Saturday (which in my head, no matter what Patrick & Pete claim on tape in the first link, is their canonical OMG WE HAD SEX IT WAS GREAT song) with about a million links, here (http://silverakira.livejournal.com/106037.html"), which you might enjoy (and, omg, Patrick's VOICE in the AOL clip!)

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HOORAY! *bookmarks* Bandslash is more fun than homework!

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Definitely! We get a 4 day weekend this weekend in the UK, so I don't even have to pretend to go and do stuff at work tomorrow. \o/

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Awww, I'm jealous. :D I'll be in STATISTICS while you're home listening to Patrick sing his little heart out. And, okay, tell me this is not a black, female Patrick: Melinda's audition (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHbBlfHe01Y). She even has the HAT! Uhm. NOT that this means I'm writing an American Idol AU at ALL.

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Oh wow, she was so good! I really can't usually bring myself to watch Pop Idol (the version we have here) because everyone on it is such a giant embarrassing dork, but she is really really good!

I am *salivating* at the thought of an American Idol AU for bandslash. *taps fingers impatiently*

Statistics. HAHAHAHA. OK, you want to know the painful thing? I did Stats in the first year of my Masters. And then I TA'd it in my second year. But I have to do it again in the first year of my PhD, because the won't let me exempt out of it. ARGH.

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I know, right? There is this terrible, awful BLIGHT of a person named Sanjaya on the show right now, and if he beats her in any sense of the word, I will just. quit. life. It's like, there are a few really wonderful, talented people, and then there's the ones that... well, let's just say that I figure the same people who voted for W are the ones keeping these losers on my TV screen.

Heeeeee, we shall see! I totally know what his audition song would be, and I'm not saying... I don't know if I can deal with the judges saying mean things to him, though. That would be stressful for me.

oh, GOD. I am sincerely hoping this is the last math I ever have to take, ever. I am not cut out for this kind of thing! I am NOT a math person! Can't I just sign a form somewhere that says, this person does not deal well with numbers?

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Ok. Um. I know nothing about bandslash.

But.

*lick*

AHAHAHAHA. Oh, you INNOCENT. That's what half the fandom would have said, three weeks ago. *evil cackle*

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You can totally make them fuck! I promise! It may be a longer story than you'd planned, but that's so not the point! Also, I will learn some things about P!atD (besides that I love their CD) and hopefully be able to help with characterization a little? Maybe?

~~After I go hunt down some good bandslash icons...~~

Yay! BELIEVE IN THE DREAM! \o/ And, wow, that would be awesome, because even though I am usually not this attached to betas, this thing has taken me and spun me around in bizarre ways and I need lots of people to tell me which direction is up. (OMG, these emo boys are even affecting my metaphors, what the hell.)

If you find any, let me know! I only have ONE!

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Oh my good god, I don't even know all of their NAMES yet and still, I wrote a bandslash story today. While I was at WORK. How did this HAPPEN to me?

AHAHAHA. Apparently, that is just how this fandom rolls! It is like a DISEASE! A sexy, sexy disease! \o/

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Patrick Stump, why so sexy?

I vote because it looks like improper things are going on behind him and that he is very, very okay with that. In fact, so okay he may have to demonstrate his happiness orally with that microphone.

an American Idol bandslash AU

o.O

Nnnnrgh, it's TRUE. (his NECK.) Ohhhh, Patrick Stump, the things you do to me.

DUDE. NO. DUDE. Tell me this is not a black, female Patrick IN EVERY WAY: Melinda's audition (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHbBlfHe01Y). (Pete is his BIGGEST FAN. He drives to LA to meet him.)

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Argh, I've just willingly watched a clip of American Idol (but hey, cute patrick-ish hat and damn good voice!)

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Melinda is the BEST! See, as long as you shield yourself from the horror of SANJAYA BLECH, American Idol isn't so bad!

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You are so writing an American Idol AU. Too bad he probably (I'm assuming) wouldn't bitchslap Haley after Gina got voted off.

And we can totally get them to fuck! I feel it.

God, but Pete so would. Or at least he'd punch a window or something. I don't even know how this is going to work! Do I just replace Melinda with Patrick? (Awww, Melinda!) I... I don't think I know enough American Idol canon to make this work. (Sentences I thought I would never say, part 3449908.)

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