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SCREAM: I just looked up the lyrics to It's Warmer in the Basement for the first time, and oh my shit, Gabe Saporta, how are you so creepy? AAaaaAAHhh. I am genuinely weirded out.

I ate an upsetting amount of food last night, for some reason. I mean, I'm no slouch with the portion sizes normally, but this was the first time I can remember literally lying in bed clutching my distended stomach and willing myself to digest. Just a note, to those of you who might consider it: consuming an order of potstickers, an order of Thai curried chicken, some rice, three quarters of a gallon of milk, an entire pint of Ben & Jerry's, nineteen olives, a small packet of Hostess mini donuts, and half a bag of pretzels, all over the course of a single evening, results in not as much fun as one might anticipate.

Today, after very little sleep, I woke up with a horrific migraine. I'm pretty sure these incidents are unrelated, but jeez, this has not been a banner day for my body. Oh, and I got my period, too, that was fantastic. This Pete/Patrick kissing booth ficlet made me feel a little bit better, once I could look at a backlit screen without my brain trying to crawl out my ears.

Hey, does anyone want any music? We can do the comment with a number between 1 and 3235 meme, if you like.

Mood::

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Hi migraineface. Gimme #3217, per favore. Then get your pretty little butt on gmail and talk to me.

Ahahaha, okay, here we encounter the fucked-up-ness of my music library: Ding Dong Merrily on High (http://www.sendspace.com/file/j9871t). Here, I will give you a bonus track, because that one is ridiculous. You Know What They Do to Guys Like Us in Prison (http://www.sendspace.com/file/z8hvy7)

I am on gmail, you whore! YOU aren't on gmail!

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Well, at least I didn't get a bird call, right?

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ahahah, yeah, man, you narrowly missed getting either a scrap of audiobook, or the Northern Hawk-Owl. Sigh.

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*big squishy hugs* I'm sorry darling. And uh, pretend I picked a number that corresponds with some Hush Sound!

oooh! ditto this!

(PS LOOK I HAVE BANDSLASH ICONS NOW. PETE WENTZ WILL EAT YOUR CRAPPY DAY'S FACE.)

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See below! And I'll upload you another, just because I love you and them. Don't Wake Me Up (http://www.sendspace.com/file/xpxjo3) and Where We Went Wrong (http://www.sendspace.com/file/h94h1q). WHOOPS THAT WAS TWO, MY BAD.

(PEEEETE OMG ILU)

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yay tuneskies! *goes to listen*

(pete wentz is slightly embarassed by your love. but not very much! he is, after all, pete wentz.)

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Pete is a delicate flower!

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and we love him for it. and he KNOWS we love him for it.

[keywords: *g*, HIS STUPID LITTLE FACE]

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OH HIS FACE, OH HEARTS.

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Blah, thanks. I CAN DO THAT. We Intertwined (http://www.sendspace.com/file/7uxsi0), Wine Red (http://www.sendspace.com/file/0qpk1h), and Sweet Tangerine (http://www.sendspace.com/file/x8662k). I want you to be familiar with their music so that when Greta and I get married, you won't embarrass me at the reception.

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Very well then! And hey, you know at least one of your friends won't try to sleep with your bride! (Though if she jumped me, it would only be my DEEP DEEP love for you that would prevent me from taking her up on it ~~after we made out for a bit~~.)

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Stay away from my woman, bitch.

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You have no idea how profoundly sad I am that you found her first *g*

(Also, I totally filched all the Hush Sound songs \o/)

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Heeeee, yes! She's mine. As of, uhm, this week.

(Feel free!)

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468?

And I feel you in the migraine. Waking up every 10-15 minutes, all night long? For the LOSE.

I hope you feel progressively better, rather than, you know, not.

Estoy Aqui (http://www.sendspace.com/file/24u1sr), by Shakira! ROCK SOLID. Oh, I <3 my music collection.

Thanks! I'm already feeling less LITERALLY like dying, so, you know, progress has been made.

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I would do this meme, but with my luck, people would get my KMFDM and Masters of Hardcore and Black Metal anthology stuff. And become convinced that I'm even stranger than they think I am already. (It's my best friend's! I just couldn't bring myself to take it off the harddrive after I moved out.)

And that is definitely progress. My stomach is deciding to tell me that after a few weeks of barely remembering to eat, Ben & Jerry's and pizza is not the way to go about reintroducing food. urgh.

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Whatever, I have over 300 bird calls in my iTunes, I win. The Atlantic Puffin (http://www.sendspace.com/file/ches6d) is totally the best, it sounds like a drunken foghorn.

I want more Ben & Jerry's, but the grocery store is closed. I am thinking this is probably a good thing.

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I totally just wanted to gorge myself on chocolate-with-brownie ice cream tonight, but, like. I could only manage 4 or 5 bites before I wanted to hurl. This is prob. why I've lost 15 pounds in the last three months. URgh.

*shakes fist at the sky*

And also, that's pretty freaking amazing. I'm just saying.

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Can I just interject and say that I have a desperate and shameful love for KMFDM?

*blushes*

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I have everything they released in the states before 2005, I think, and some import stuff. My BFF has a desperate and embarrassing love for KMFDM.

Have you heard any of the stuff that Tim did on his own? Even if he's a skankface and left for Manson, he did a really gorgeous song called 'Hail Mary' that makes me melt. His little scratchy voice!

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No I haven't, but I'm intrigued. I only have bits and pieces of like three of their albums, because most of what I have comes from roadtripping with an ex of mine who was really into them. Riding down the road in a foreign country screaming angry music out the windows at confused/American-hating people = awesome.

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out the windows of a minivan, that is. Because I'm that cool. I was addicted to "Stray Bullet" for like ever.

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Mmm. Do you want me to upload it for you? Because it's really pretty much made of awesome.

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Ooh yes please! Lovelove new music. Thanks!

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Skold - Hail Mary (http://www.sendspace.com/file/9qjqlc)

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Urgh, bad days. I'm of the opinion that Pete/Patrick can make most things in the world better.

Hmmn, 94?

Ahahhaha, omg, I suck. She's So High (http://www.sendspace.com/file/da9168). *facepalm* If you want something that isn't late 90s douche pop, I can supply that too, I swear. Here, I'll reshuffle it and give you a bonus track of "I actually have taste, I swear." AHAHHAHA, oh God, and here's what my iTunes gave me: It Wasn't Me (http://www.sendspace.com/file/1z94a3). *loses*

Whatever. I LOVE 90s POP. I AM NOT ASHAMED.

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Ahahahaha no it's all good, I'm a bit of a sucker for 90s pop myself. There's something so shippy about it. xP Thank you!

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Oh, man, migraines are of the devil. I had a run of them recently and uurgh, just remembering that makes my head hurt!

I had to 'hee!' at your warmer in the basement shock. Mostly because it's *Gabe* 'serial killer eyes' sporta! For ex. see icon. He has a basement, you know. It's warm! (reason 6789 why I heart bandom: you can make jokes about Gabe's basement.)

Numberwise, um, let's go for 654.

My scalp still hurts, even though the actual migraine ended hours ago. Ugghhh.

Oh my God, he is so very creepy, stop looking at me, Gabe Saporta! I am not wearing a shirt right now, and even though this is the internet, I am still almost disturbed enough to go put one on. SHUDDER.

Aw, hey, you get some Ella: Ev'ry Time We Say Goodbye (http://www.sendspace.com/file/1bvza2).

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:pets gently:

If it helps, the first time I really encountered Gabe was via this post (you may want a shirt for this one) and what's more, it was the night before I saw them live.

I'm a full member of the cult now though!

Ooh, Ella! Yay! I can not remember how many songs I have as am at work but, hrm, chose a number between 1 and let's say 2000 and I'll upload it when I get home.

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Oh my JESUS AAAAAAAAAGGHH. *clutches blanket to chest*

HE IS COMING FOR ME IN THE NIGHT, ISN'T HE

OH DEAR GOD

Ha, I like that you met Psycho Eyes and then forgot. You're like, yeah, I stayed at this place, the Bates Hotel? I don't really remember it, though, the mattress was lumpy?

alsdfkjlskdfjlskjflj

Uhm, let's go with 1432. And if that song is in any way about basements, I am going to scream.

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GABE WANTS YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU DON'T NEED THAT SHIRT - IT'S PLENTY WARM IN HIS BASEMENT!

That comment still makes me snort tea out my nose (ow, burny.)

Excellent! I shall upload and drop you a link when I get home tonight.

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adfjalskjflaskj omfg, get your icon away from me before I have a breakdown.

Heeeeee, ow. *hands you a napkin*

Sweet!

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:offers you Patrick to make up for Gabe:

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Here you are: Through the windowpane by the Guillemots.

Oh, excellent. Cake's Frank Sinatra! I love that song!

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Thanks!

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Oh, ack, I think that might be a protected file, actually. Sorry! Here, have the reshuffled number 654: Frank Sinatra (http://www.sendspace.com/file/uz1txi).

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This may sound a little forward but...I love you, let's get married! I'm sorry, I got over-excited because you like Due South, CKR and bandslash. Ok I won't force you to marry me but I'm gonna add you, if that's alright?

Hope your migraine clears up xx.

Heeee, of course! I do indeed love all of those things very much. Due South is still the fandom of my heart forever, even though I am quite bandslashy at the moment.

It's already much better. I just, blaargh, really hate my body sometimes. WHY THE MIGRAINES? WHY THE RANDOM HIVES? WHY?

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YAY! *adds you*

Due South is my first and favourite fandom but it kinda spilled over into a love of all things Canadian. But yes, the bandslash has eaten my brain lately too.

Hives? Good grief!

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Six degrees of Due South/Canada in general is an amazing fandom! Oh, Callum Keith Rennie and Hugh Dillon and Sandra Oh and Don McKellar and Paul Gross and all of their buddies will always have a piece of my heart. ♥

My body... really enjoys springing random symptoms on me, that no doctor can trace to an actual cause? Like, oh, say, hives that appear with absolutely no relation to any external factor. Yeah.

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Aww, honey. *cuddles you* I hope you're feeling better by now! And that kissing booth ficlet was adorable! Have you seen this (http://lovelypoet.livejournal.com/1177020.html)? I kind of really enjoy it.

If you're still in the mood for uploading, I say 2863.

I am! And ahaha, Patrick and his sex voice, omfg. I would pay serious cash money for that recording, no lie.

Oh hey, you get a Jersey band! Hey Julie (http://www.sendspace.com/file/g87lbn), by Fountains of Wayne.

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Ooh yay Jersey bands! Also, I love that icon so much! Adorable!

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