Glee, more glee, a moment of tinhatted sadness, and a Spencer picspam.

[kalpurna]

HOLY GOD. I just found all those Panic! clips from when they were "guest programmers on Rage" (that whole phrase means nothing to me, but whatever) and oh my sweet Aunt Fanny, I love them so much my face hurts. AAAAAAAHHH. Their stupid stupid inside JOKES. Flapjacks wtf! CENSORING? SPENCER SAYS MOTHERTRUCKING. JON WALKERRRRRRR. BRENDON IS A DORKASS LOSER. RYRO IS RYRO.

Also, I am stupendously attracted to Spencer Smith. I sometimes think about the fact that I used to not find him hot and then I laaaaaugh and laaaaaaaaugh and then I go search for more pictures of him to drool over. Every stage shot of Panic I see just leaves me thinking, "Jesus Christ, that kid on the drums."

Actually, a lot of things are making me seriously gleeful right now. Like, for example, this post about Frank WAITING IN LINE for Gerard's signing at ComicCon. I bet anyone who's been in the fandom longer than a month has seen that, but I hadn't, and I just, oh, BOYS. BOYYYYS. SO MANY HEARTS I CANNOT COUNT THEM. And then I rewatched the Rolling Stone interview where Pete says he "blogs pretty hard." <33333

But on the other hand, you know what makes me kind of sad? The fact that in my own personal RPS canon, the stuff I actually pretty much think is really true to the extent that I believe any of it, Brendon Urie is gay, still trying to figure out his sexuality, and he has (or at least, had) a huge embarrassing crush on Ryan, who is, against all odds, straight. That makes me want to cry! Tell me about lots of different boys fucking Brendon so I will feel better, please.

The following picspam of Spencer Smith is in no way designed to influence your thoughts about healing Brendon's gay gay pain. HA HA WATCH ME LIE.



OH LOOK AT THAT.



IT'S SPENCER SMITH!



COMIN' ATCHA.



Date me, Spencer Smith, I am not joking.



OH WHOOPS IT'S MY OTP.



Brendon, whaaat. What IS that. Ryan and Brent are trying to pretend like if they stare at the camera maybe he will stop.



Look at that little freakshow happening in the middle of this picture. Don't you just want to squish them together? SPENCER'S BITCHFACE.



I'm sorry, you guys, I'm sorry, just a couple more.



I can't help it.



It's like a sickness. All I want is Brendon/Spencer right now. I want them to be pissy and annoyed and snuggle and laugh their asses off.



Just kidding, Jon Walker, you can play too, because you're great. Nooo I'm kind of lying. I'll still read JWalk/Spencer fic, but only when Brendon is also happily dating a nice boy. Otherwise I want to cry for him and his sad thwarted gayitude. SORRY JON, ILU, GO MAKE OUT WITH GRETA.



Ahahaha Spencer is dirty.



I don't ship these two precious children, either. Sorry! BFF OTP. It literally squicks me to read Ryan/Spencer fic, because they have been best friends since they were five, and ugh, no. *blows very platonic kisses to inminiature*



I will read all the fic in the world about them having hilarious best friend shenanigans, though! Like that one where they build a BOMB and almost blow up a fusebox and their next door neighbor the stripper comes out to see what's going on. OH WAIT, THAT'S NOT A FIC, THAT HAPPENED.



Spencer wants to know when this picspam stopped being all about him, and started being about him having sex with his friends.



Sorry about that, Spence.



BACK TO THE TOPIC AT HAND.



Spencer.



He is adorable.



He has the best smile ever.



He reads your LiveJournal. (Hahahaha please no.)



He plays the drums.



Which is pretty hot.



Sometimes, he is the prettiest lesbian gang member ever.



Uhm.



OH MY.



Spencer doesn't know what just happened there, either, but he'd like to serve you some waffles. On the BEACH. Oh my God, let's add this to the list of things I really wish would happen to me in the real lifes:

1. Get stuck in an elevator with Gerard
2. Eat waffles on the beach with Spencer
3. Marry Greta



You can't touch this, y'all.



Nothing about this picture is not amazing. His bored little face. The Sidekick. His EYES. His hands. The stupid ruffle on his shoulder. aldkjfalkjfljk

I swear to God, that picspam was an accident. I was looking for ONE PICTURE to illustrate my adoration, and then. This happened. WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME, YOU TINY DRUMMING HOTASS? GIVE ME BACK MY SOUL. Just kidding, you can keep it. <3

Comments

[fallingfortruth.livejournal.com]

I have a really big responsible polyamory kink. This is what happens when you read The Ethical Slut, like, way early in your psychological development. Because it's all about TRUST and knowing your partner (Frank would never hurt you! I mean, not even when he jumps on you, because face it, boy is tiny) and trusting his OTHER partner (who's kind of a freak, but, hey, better him than you. And now he's clean, thank God, and you don't have to yell at Frank about the condoms and menace him with the name of That Guy Who Needs To Bathe Really, Really Bad. I mean, you weren't even DATING Gerard, and the inability to say his name still wore off on you.) not to do anything stupid (always worrisome, with Gerard) and. And.

...

Yeah, I definitely have a kink. And I just need to suck it up and write the fic, because. Nnnngh. I love it soso much.

[kalpurna.livejournal.com]

Dude, I totally respect that, but it is a big squick for me, unfortunately! I get where you're coming from, but it Just Is Not My Thing. BUT, I still think you should totally write that fic, because I know lots of people who WOULD be into it, and hey, write what you love, that's what I say. I just, I will have to give it a pass, personally. You have no idea how often I curse my squicks: do you know how many authors I love write incest fic? MANY. Sigh, my life is hard.

[fallingfortruth.livejournal.com]

Great apologies if I squicked you. I seem to have a knack for it. :\

And yeah. *nods* I understand these squick things, intellectually. Mine are kind of hazy, and probably influenced by my original fandoms, back at the dawn of time (Gundam Wing authors used to go through these phases where they would try to write the squickiest things they could, and then not actually inform people that they were in the middle of a squick-war. Oh, GWing fic. You shaped me so.) into a distressingly short list (the Big Four, Real Necrophilia, Animals, Children (!!!) and Excrement (AUGH)). Which is helpful, when reading fic, but makes it v.v. stressful indeed when you accidentally stumble onto something that violates one of them. Because OMG NO.

Ironically, I have been seen sighing over the list of authors I love who CANNOT write incest fic, because it cuts one of my OTPs off the list of requestable pairings, when meme time rolls around. (Overlapping OTPs can be a wonderful, wonderful thing. It can also get really confusing, when you have to choose one and run with it, and there are four characters looking at you expectantly going: Our turn today? With who?)

The collective life of bandomers is hard. Although it would be less hard if people put WARNINGS ON THEIR FICS, omg. One of my friends got stealth cutting fic yesterday, and, just. NO. *makes face at bandom*

[kalpurna.livejournal.com]

Dude, no, talking about it is fine! I just, reading it would be a problem.

Ahahahaha, REAL NECROPHILIA, I love that. Sounds like a trial by fire. Ironically, children is pretty much NOT a squick for me in fic (BUT IT IS IN REAL LIFE, OBVS) and I actively seek out post-pubescent underage stuff. Which in real life, I would find far, far squickier than polyamory. So. Uhm. There's that!

My point is, diff'rent strokes, and all that, blah blah. It would be lovely if we all shared the same kinks and squicks, wouldn't it? And if I could command my favorite authors to write in my favorite fandoms? *lost in a dream world of joy*

[fallingfortruth.livejournal.com]

Well, I write vampires. So, you know. It must be said.

And when I say CHILDREN, I totally mean pubescent and before. Because once they're 16? Sorry, I totally was a teenager less than a year ago. Those kids ooze hormones like nobody's business, OMG. If I had to deal with it then, I feel very little guilt about making it a little more palatable and thinking about Ryan Ross's ridiculous lust for Pete Wentz.

It would be lovely, but sort of boring. Because I'm pretty sure my kink list would get overridden by the fandom at large's kink list, which is quite a bit different. And doesn't involve one-human, one-vampire Waycestuous shaving-with-straight-razors in bathtubs while being filmed. More's the pity. *puts her Freak hat back on*

[kalpurna.livejournal.com]

heeeee, dude, those are like TWELVE of my squicks, but that is cool! I support you! Wear that hat with PRIDE. \o/

[fallingfortruth.livejournal.com]

I also am a firm believer in warnings on fic. That's a kink EVERYONE should have. Accurate warnings on fic!

(I love my Freak hat. It compliments my Iero hair. *points at icon*)

[kalpurna.livejournal.com]

I agree! \o/