It really IS warmer in the basement, y'all [kalpurna]

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Well, I had a really long, thought-provoking meta post all typed up, but then two things happened: first, I closed the window and LJ didn't save it (WTF, LJ?), and then I saw the new Cobra Starship video.

You guys.

YOU GUYS.

You've seen the Church of Hot Addiction video, right? (Oh my God, why not? One word: FURRIES.) Well, then take a look at this.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GABE SAPORTA LOVES ME AND WANTS ME TO BE HAPPY.

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I TOLD YOU THAT GABE JUST WANTS YOU TO BE HAPPY (IN HIS BASEMENT).

I just. Oh, *Gabe*.

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IT IS OKAY, I HEAR THE COBRA IS VERY FRIENDLY, I AM SURE I WILL BE FINE (IN GABE'S BASEMENT).

I seriously CAN NOT, oh my GOD. The first video wasn't ridiculous enough??? <333333333333333

DON'T YOU WISH YOU COULD HAVE BEEN A FLY ON THE WALL WHEN GABE PITCHED THIS IDEA TO PATRICK AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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HE AND PATRICK HAVE ASS BUNNIES. *FLAILS*

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THIS

IS

OUR

CANON

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That is ridiculously hilariously funny, and I just nearly fell off my chair I was laughing so hard.

I think Gabe Saporta is making it his mission to make me love him.

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I think Gabe Saporta wants me to join his cult, and I think I am going to. ♥

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I LOVE IT SOOOOOO MUCH.

Dear Gabe Saporta,

I take back everything I said about you being creepy.

No wait, no I don't. I amend everything I said about you being creepy to creepy AWESOME.

♥
Me

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Creepy awesome is the perfect description, I think. Like, I still believe he's going to roofie me, but I'm kind of okay with that!

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OMGWTF? I either hate you for linking this or LOVE YOU LIEK WHOA. Patrick and Gabe have crazy, furry sexing and little assbunny children! *stunned glee*

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HOW IS GABE SAPORTA SO AWESOME?

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OH MY FUCKING GOD.

THERE. ARE. NO. WORDS.

HOW IS OUR CANON SO AMAZING?

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I HONESTLY DO NOT KNOW HOW IT IS POSSIBLE.

NO

WORDS

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OHHHHHHHH MYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOD.

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I KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW OMFG &HEARTS;

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I think we may have the only fandom where the crackiest of all cracktastic ideas come from CANON!

Gabe Saporta, what can we do with you?

No seriously, I watched these then had to run over to Eckhart for a cineclub movie that apparently isn't until next week - whatever, the point is the entire walk to the quad I could not stop thinking about and laughing about GABE SAPORTA AND PATRICK MARTIN STUMP'S BROTHEL-FURRY ASS BUNNIES!!!!

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I KNOW, RIGHT? Well, uhm, I actually think comics fandom has us beat. BUT STILL.

BROTHEL-FURRY ASSBUNNIES FTW OMG

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OMFG JEWISH FURRY WEDDING TWWWUUEEE WUUUUVVVV HEEEEEEE!!!!

*dashes off to watch second video*

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"You're here to learn how to dance so you can teach hipsters to not take themselves so seriously and emo kids to stop being PUSSIES."

*GLEE*

Okay, I hereby declare myself a Cobra Starship FAN.

*makes striking cobra hand gesture*

THANK YOU.

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I can't stop laughing. OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS FANDOM!

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I KNOW I KNOW I KNOOOOOW \o/

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How did he sell that one to Patrick?? "Well, you were in GCH's video, and I was yours, and hey, Pete as a furry is just typecasting, right? So..."

And Patrick was all, "Say no more. I'll get my bunny suit."

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I like that in your world it's *his* bunny suit. :P

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Pete as a furry is just typecasting

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

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gmail tells me I said the following while watching these vids:

me: I am SINCERELY CONCERNED about gabe saporta
Allison: hahah
me: just - I don't even KNOW, man
Allison: he's not just creepy, he's creepy awesome
me: I don't think I'll ever worry about him like I do about pete wentz, though
like - I worry FOR pete
Allison: hahahaha
me: gabe just kind of...worries me
like, the fact that he exists in my universe is simultaneously awesome and deeply, deeply distressing to me

...and that was before I saw the second one.

OTOH, if Gabe Saporta has, in fact, been abducted by aliens whose main objective was teaching him how to dance...well, it would explain a lot, really.

[unrelatedly, except in terms of awesome: Greta and Jon have their first kiss on the vents of hot air next to the Reg. SHUT UP YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE.]

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HE IS CREEPY AWESOME, OKAY. \o/ Gabe Saporta, you own me. I love that, as you say, I do not worry for him, like I do with 90% of the emotastic kids in this fandom: NO. INSTEAD, I worry about him. I worry that he will come for me in the night and take me to his basement! And yet somehow, that is awesome.

[unrelatedly, dude, I'm sorry I flaked last night! I kind of, uh. Fellasleeponmykeyboardandwokeupwithfunnymarksonmyface. ALSO, THAT IS TOTALLY TRUE.]

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