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Time for another installation in the ongoing series, Bandom Canon Hannah Loves! Sans, of course, any kind of transitions or coherent organization.
- This interview in the Onion AV Club, in which our very own P-money charms the pants right off the interviewer (metaphorically, I can only assume). The interview itself is completely great, but it's the comments that are lolarious - full of people being all, "OMG I HATE PEEN WENTZ but this guy seems okay?" and also saying things like "I wouldn't have a problem with Fall Out Boy if they would just a) admit they suck and b) die in a fire." ??? The best part, though, is when the interviewer shows up in the comments to defend Patrick! "OMG YOU GUYS HE IS SO NICE I AM SERIOUS." Ohhhh, PATRICK. I have to admit that, while I love Pete with all of my heart and soul, it's still true that one of the major things he has going for him in my book is that Patrick likes him. Because that boy is made of maaaaagic.
- My general approach to canon is, and always has been, to love it. If a piece of canon comes out that I Do Not Love? I try and find some way of thinking that makes it AMAZING. And if I can't, I go to my friends, to see if THEY have any way of thinking about it that makes it amazing. I find that this is a really nice way to live, to be honest! And good for my blood pressure! SOOOO THE NEW PANIC SONG. Obviously, the lyrics = shitty. I think this is pretty clear! But you guys, you guys,
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beingothrwrldly and quettaser have successfully convinced me that this canon, like all other bandom canon ever, IS FANTASTIC. Oh my God, Ryan Ross, you tremendous wonderful asshole. I LOVE YOU, YOU DOUCHE. NEVER CHANGE. - LOL at Pete in that Live Earth interview (I think? It was some recent interview, anyway) being like, "Transformers was good, I guess, but that one transformer totally did not have that power in canon omg." DOOOOORK. Here, I saved you a pocket protector to go with the sequins. YOU COULD PUT THE SEQUINS ON THE POCKET PROTECTOR! Oh right, you are queeny but not quite that queeny, I forgot. I want to link him to that Transformers slashfic so bad, y'all, SO BAD. You have no idea the restraint I am showing right now.
- I CANNOT BELIEVE I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS PICTURE BEFORE OTP OTP OTPPPPP.
Lately, people have been texting me their casting for
bandprincesses. I cannot even convey in words how much this pleases me.I've been really out of touch lately, and I want to talk to you guys!!! But I don't have the energy to figure out how that meme that's been going around works, so, uh. I know it involves five questions? SO ASK ME SOME QUESTIONS, I GUESS. If that isn't how it works, I don't really care! We will pretend this is a NEW meme. Ask me five questions of any kind, and I will answer them, GO.
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1) What's the worst movie you actually have a copy of?
2) Beach or mountains?
3) Did you collect anything as a kid?
4) Favorite book? (I should, I think, know this, and yet...)
5) How are you so awesome?
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2) Beach! Oh shit, mountains! No, mountains, for sure. Mountains with a freshwater lake and lots of trees.
3) Yes! Snowglobes, primarily, and probably some other stuff too. Mostly snowglobes. I have, oh man, hundreds stashed away somewhere. Fuck, I wonder where those ARE.
4) The Lord of the Rings, always and forever.
5) Hahaha, ILU! ♥
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Here is what I love about bandom: the fact that we say shit like "I LOVE YOU, YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER DOUCHE!" and that we fucking mean it! The whole thing! We genuinely do love the fact that Ryan Ross is sometimes totally lame. Like when he first got his tattoo and someone said "That's kinda pretentious" and someone else said "Yeah, like Ryro - how awesome is that?"
Oh, you should totally send him the transformers slashfic! Do the internet equivalent of "innocently" wandering up to him, throwing it in his face, then running away laughing.
I kind of want to see his reaction to something like the Carebear BDSM, just because I think he'd laugh really hard.
I still don't know who Jon is. thoughts?
(soon I will rent the film to refresh my memory...)
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Okay, you are NOT HELPING. It could be a Q&A! OMG. I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT, THOUGH. D:
heeee, I don't know! It's been a WHILE since I saw it. Hmmm. The White Rabbit????
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It would be awesome!!!
*is a dirty enabler*
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PPL COMMENT TO YOUR ENTRY WITH SOMETHING RANDOM (IE FAVOURITE SONG LYRIC OR JUST ANYTHING THEY WANT TO SAY) AND YOU ASK THEM 5 ?S. BUT W/E, BE AFRAID OF MY INTERVIEW:
1. YOU ONLY GET TO LISTEN TO THREE BANDS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. TO YOU, NO OTHER MUSIC CAN EXIST. (SAY THAT IT JUST SOUNDS LIKE SILENCE TO YOU.) (YES YOU GET TO HEAR ANY NEW MUSIC BY THE BANDS.) WHAT BANDS DO YOU PICK AND WHY?
2. DO YOU THINK "FRANKENSTEIN BUTTER" IS A GOOD NICKNAME?
3. DO YOU DRINK THE MILK AT THE BOTTOM OF YOUR CEREAL BOWL?
4. SLASH IS AWESOME BECAUSE ______________.
5. EVER WRITTEN SOMETHING ON A BAFFROOM STALL? WHAT WAS IT?
WERE YOU AFRAID?
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1. OMG, dude, so you should probably know first that I'm not that into music, like I don't spend a ton of time listening to it. But okay, I'll play along: I'd probably want someone classical, like Handel – except you said bands, right? I'll go with Belle & Sebastian and The Magnetic Fields, because they both write clever pretty pop songs, which is my favorite thing. Pretty freaking arbitrary, but whatever. THAT WAS A HARD QUESTION
2. I think it is a good nickname for Mikey Way, as in probably one he would pick out for himself
3. YES IT IS DELICIOUS AND SUGARY! I LIKE SUGAR!!!
4. Slash is awesome because it
subverts gender paradigmsbuilds amazing creative communitiesprovides an intelligent way for outsiders to take control of mainstream textsempowers readersempowers womenIS HOTT.5. No, but now I feel like that is a SUPER DEPRESSING ANSWER and I definitely have to do so soon! Probably it will say "for a good time call Ryan Ross" or something equally lame.
I WAS TERRIFIED
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2) Why are you so far away
3) Why won't more people write me Brendon/JWalk?
4) Did you know it's only like 174 days until we can see each other again? AND PARTY LIKE THE ROCKSTARS WE ARE. (150 until I'm home and it will be 8 million times easier to be online at the same time)
5) DID YOU EVER READ SCRIBBINLENORE'S SV FIC "YOU CAN CALL ME AL" IT WAS AN OVERBOARD AU AND SHE JUST FINISHED IT. (http://scribblinlenore.livejournal.com/377378.html#cutid1)
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2) BECAUSE YOU ARE A WHORE WHO MOVED AWAY AND LEFT ME
3) because the world is a cruel, unfeeling place, and also because Spencer will cut them if they try to steal his booooyfriend
4) I did not know that, but now I do, and it is a SUPER BIG NUMBER AND I AM REALLY DEPRESSED ABOUT IT UGH.
5) OMG OMG OMG I REMEMBER LOVING THAT FIC AND CRYING OVER IT BEING A WIP I WILL GO READ IT NOW EXCLAMATION POINT
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IT WOULD BE WAY EASIER IF YOU WEREN'T ON THE EAST COAST, YOU LAME JERSEY GIRL. YOU'RE NOT EVEN FROM CRED WORTHY JERSEY.
but I waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant it and the world should do what I waaaaaaaaaant. PS I REALLY WISH THERE WAS A RYRO PAIRING I COULD STAND READING.
IT'S DOWN FROM 205 OKAY. WHO'S IDEA WAS IT TO MAKE IT SO WE WOULDN'T SEE EACH OTHER FOR MORE THAN HALF A YEAR? YOU SHOULD COME VISIT ME IN CALIFORNIA IN DECEMBER.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S DONE EITHER. IT'S CRAZY
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DUDE RYRO/JON WALKER OTP, YOU JUST WISH YOU WERE A BRENDON/SPENCER GIRL LIKE MYSELF SO THAT YOU COULD READ IT.
HAHAHAHA WITH ALL THE MONEY I DON'T HAVE. :(
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Exactly! I've been searching and there seems to be almost none *Cries*
Hi btw! *hugs you acrosssss the woooooorld*
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That's just MEAN and makes my work hate you for making me late.
...or I make up a reason like "Dogs ate my car!"
I haven't heard the new Panic song and am kinda trying to avoid it now.
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