kalpurna

Oh who are you kidding? Gabe has one. We just haven't found it yet.

THE FOURTH WALL. IT CRUMBLES.

SHE IS TOO PRETTY, I CANNOT TAKE IT

D:

Um.... friending her would be a bad move, yes? Considering I flail over her band and bands she knows in entirely inappropriate ways and she's possibly see them if I friended her?

*twitches*

*facepalm*

BUT I WANNA BE HER FRIEND SO BAD!

SHE IS EVEN USING TAGS. I DON'T KNOW WHY THAT DISTRESSES ME SO MUCH, BUT IT DOES.

I REALLY WANT TO FRIEND HER. :/ She's so nice! I don't want her to feel weird and UNFREINDED just 'cause everyone wants to write porn about her . . .

Maybe I'll create an RL journal. WHO'S WITH ME?

AGH.

if gabe doesn't already have one, i give him ten minutes.

OMG, WRONG. COOL, BUT WRONG, BECAUSE OF THE MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF PORNFICTION.

AT LEAST RYRO DELETED HIS AND DECIDED TO AVOID THE INTERNET. THIS SUDDEN INTEREST IN LJ FREAKS ME OUT.

Then again, maybe she'll be converted to the Way of Boysex.

O_O I think I'm going to cry. Or something O_O

OH MY GOD I AM LOCKING MY PATRICK/VICKY T

*hiiideeeessss*

I could handle Ryland having one 'cause he didn't actually have porn thats been written about him. Yet.

BUT NOW I'M FREAKING OUT SRSLY AND CAN'T CONTROL MY CAPSLOCK. ONCE AGAIN, I'M SO GLAD I'M FLOCKED!!!!!

IT'S TIME TO BUST OUT THE SOCK PUPPETS. BUT OH MAN, I AM WAY EXCITED FOR THAT VIDEO. WHAT VIDEO ARE THEY MAKING?

1) She has a friendslocked post which at least means that we're not going to get flooded with TMI, or at least if we do it'll be on purpose

2)She has friended someone who has someone with "treckett" in their username friended.

NO GOOD CAN COME OF THIS.

And I just posted unlocked fic. I really have to update my website.

Do we know that this is real? Because I smell a rat. Hmmmmm *strokes chin* She's seems very up on too many thing at once.

OH GOD. WHY DO THEY DO THIS. I DO NOT LIKE THE CROSSING OF THE STREAMS. IT CAN ONLY LEAD TO A STAY-PUFF MARSHMALLOW MAN TERRORISING LJ AND/OR GABE.

I WOULD RATHER HAVE THE MARSHMALLOW MAN, TBH AS HAVE MADE MANY POSTS ABOUT GABE.

Gabe has between 6 and 8, depending on his mood. In approximately 4/5ths of those he is female (or assumed female, without ever actually stating it). Two of his livejournal identities refer to each other as their ljspouse. One of them is a member of an MCR community. One of them *started* an MCR community. One communicates only in LOLcat style macros, which he gets Vicky T to make for him.

At least one of them uses that cute kitty layout.

THIS IS MAKING ME FEEL ALL WEIRD INSIDE AND NOT IN THE GOOD WAY.