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So I was at work this morning, and I started humming that horrendous song about sex from the 90s. Ahahaha, HOW UNSPECIFIC. It was that one that's like, "Let's talk about sex, bay-bee, let's talk about you and me." And then I don't know, I was kind of singing it, and kind of Googling the lyrics, and then, because this is how my brain works these days, I thought, "LOL PETE WENTZ LOVES THIS SONG." I'm not even qualifying that statement with a "probably." It is trufax. And then I started thinking about that time Pete totally tried to serenade Patrick about how they should do it like they do on the Discovery Channel! They could do it doggy-style so they could both watch X-Files, you guys!! Oh, Patrick. In my dreams, me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince could sing about.
BUT THEN I remembered that Pete can't pretend that Patrick's only his friend when he's holding his body tight!!!!!
BUT THEN I remembered that Pete can't pretend that Patrick's only his friend when he's holding his body tight!!!!!
Baby you and I'd be better than friendsAHAHAHAHAHAHA YES.
Don't you think it's time we went a bit further (aww, yeah)
Every night when we say goodbye
How can I help looking in your eyes?
Wondering why you and I haven't hit it
Can we get it on?
When we first metOH MY GOD, YOU GUYS. I LOVE THE NINETIES. If you happened to spam my comments with hilarious 90s pop lyrics, I would not object!!
That deal was stated
You stepped like my steez
The way we conversated.
cheerful
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If you wanna fly
Come and take a ride
Take a space ride with a cowboy baby
If you wanna fly
Come and take a ride
Take a space ride with a cowboy, baby
Wi-yi-yi-yippie-yi-yay-yippie-yi-yo-yippie-yi-yay
Wi-yi-yi-yippie-yi-yay-yippie-yi-yo-yippie-yi-yo
Wi-yi-yi-yippie-yi-yay-yippie-yi-yo-yippie-yi-yay
Wi-yi-yi-yippie-yi-yay-yippie-yi-yo-yippie-yi-yo
Man. The rumor of Panic! covering this song turning out to be false made me SO SAD. I mean, JUST THINK ABOUT IT. They'd do an acoustic version, maybe with Spencer on the tambourine again. Can't you see Ryro closing his eyes while soulfully backing those lyrics? CAN'T YOU?
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WHO WOULD DO LEFT-EYE'S SOLO? OMG. I HOPE IT WOULD BE RYRO. I SINCERELY HOPE THAT. It would have to be really respectful! I think Ryro could do it respectfully.
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DUDE
Except to say that how bad do I want some Ginuwine songfic?
I'm just a bachelor,
I'm lookin for a partner
Someone who knows how to ride without even fallin off
Gotta be compatible,
Takes me to my limits
Girl when I break you off,
I promise that you wont wanna get off
(chorus:)
If you're horny, lets do it
Ride it, my pony
My saddles waitin
Come and jump on it
If you're horny, lets do it
Ride it, my pony
My saddles waitin
Come and jump on it
(chorus)
Sittin here flossin, peepin your steelo
Just once if I have the chance, the things I would do to you
You and your body, every single portion
Send chills up and down your spine, juices flowin down your thigh
(chorus)
If were gonna get nasty baby
First well show and tell
Till I reach your pony tail (oh)
Lurk all over and through you baby
Until we reach the stream
You'll be on my jockey team (ooh)
AHAHA I AM WRETCHTARDED.
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PLEASE TELL ME WHAT PAIRING YOU ARE THINKING OF FOR THIS SONG ASAP, I CANNOT IMAGINE AN ANSWER THAT IS NOT AMAZING
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THOUGH ANY COMBINATION OF TRAVIS/BILL/GABE WOULD HAVE ONE OF THEM SINGING IT, TRUFAX.
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DUDE. DUDE. GABE. ASKING PEOPLE TO RIDE HIS PONY. I CANNOT EXPRESS THE DEGREE TO WHICH THIS IS PROBABLY CANON.
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Go on and close the curtains
cause all we need is candle light
You and me and a bottle of wine
going to hold you tonight
Well we know I'm going away
and how I wish, I wish it weren't so
So take this wine and drink with me
let's delay our misery
Save tonight
and fight the break of dawn
Come tomorrow
tomorrow I'll be gone
Save tonight
and fight the break of dawn
Come tomorrow
tomorrow I'll be gone
There's a log on the fire
and it burns like me for you
Tomorrow comes with one desire
to take me away it's true
It ain't easy to say goodbye
darling please don't start to cry
Cause girl you know I've got to go, oh
Lord I wish it wasn't so
Save tonight
and fight the break of dawn
Come tomorrow
tomorrow I'll be gone
Save tonight
and fight the break of dawn
Come tomorrow
tomorrow I'll be gone
Tomorrow comes to take me away
I wish that I, that I could stay
Girl you know I've got to go, oh
Lord I wish it wasn't so
Save tonight
and fight the break of dawn
Come tomorrow
tomorrow I'll be gone(x3)
tomorrow I'll be gone(x5)
Save tonight(x4)
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in other news. I feel adrift! I haven't talked to you in years! where are you?