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posted by [personal profile] kalpurna at 10:06am on 25/08/2007 under , , ,
Holy shit you guys. I only JUST found out that it wasn't Pete who said he'd read the fanfiction – it was PATRICK MOTHERFUCKING STUMP. GUYS. I DO NOT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THAT INFORMATION EXCEPT DIE.

([livejournal.com profile] quettaser: SHE FLAILED ON THE BENCH NEXT TO ME. QUITE LITERALLY.)

Mood:: 'indescribable' indescribable
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posted by [identity profile] claudia79ad.livejournal.com at 09:14am on 25/08/2007
OMG PATRICK!! ::is dead too::
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posted by [identity profile] claudia79ad.livejournal.com at 09:18am on 25/08/2007
I totally meant to use this icon - it's never been more appropriate.
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posted by [personal profile] birdsflying at 09:17am on 25/08/2007
Yes! I wasn't sure at first but after thinking about, it was totally P. Stump. *immediately edits disclaimer to tell them both to hit the back button right the fuck now.*

arrrriieeeee. *clutches at you*
 
posted by [identity profile] miznarrator.livejournal.com at 09:20am on 25/08/2007
Thank you, YES. I too was unsure I was remembering correctly. Oh Patrick. AVERT YOUR EYES OMG.
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posted by [identity profile] girlneedsagun.livejournal.com at 09:22am on 25/08/2007
I SERIOUSLY WENT "OH SHIT!" AND LOL'D FOR A GOOD 5 MINUTES.
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 10:47pm on 28/08/2007
YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN MY FACE. [livejournal.com profile] quettaser CAN TESTIFY!
 
posted by [identity profile] neery.livejournal.com at 09:24am on 25/08/2007
I'm sorry for the first version of that comment, I don't even know how I managed to fuck up simple html that badly.

What I was trying to say was that I wouldn't have expected it of Patrick! And this is both more awesome and scarier than if it was only Pete. He's not going to be reading my fanfiction, right? Right. /o\
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 10:48pm on 28/08/2007
ahahahaha, it happens! <3

I know, I know! If it helps, I'm pretty sure he doesn't, like, READ it, he probably just knows what it is. Oh god. I will keep telling myself this until I stop crying the tears of the srsly freaked! /o\
 
posted by [identity profile] untiemybinds.livejournal.com at 09:57am on 25/08/2007
WHY IS SOMEONE LETTING "THE BABY" READ THESE THINGS?
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 10:48pm on 28/08/2007
AHAHA PETE'S FACE = MY FACE
 
posted by [identity profile] bkm5191.livejournal.com at 11:50am on 25/08/2007
oh patrick.

I actually have nothing else to say. Just. Oh patrick.
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 10:49pm on 28/08/2007
I think that accurately sums up the situation, yes. ///o\\\
 
posted by [identity profile] swanswan.livejournal.com at 12:58pm on 25/08/2007
OH MY JESUS GOD. EXCUSE ME I HAVE TO GO CALL ALL MY FRIENDS. AND DIE.
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 10:49pm on 28/08/2007
HAHAHA FAIR ENOUGH. :D:
 
posted by [identity profile] fayemeadows.livejournal.com at 02:09pm on 25/08/2007
Oh sweet Jesus. I need a tee shirt that says ASK ME ABOUT MY FUCKING AWESOME KICK-ASS AMAZING FANDOM.

I bet they write porn together. :D
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 10:50pm on 28/08/2007
I need a shirt that says MY FANDOM IS MORE META GAYER THAN YOURS, because oh god, srsly.
 
posted by [identity profile] clandescent.livejournal.com at 02:30pm on 25/08/2007
WHAT? I... just... WHAT? Patrick? OMG. It's so lucky I didn't hear that on Wednesday because I would have FREAKED OUT! More than I already did. I probably would have actually fainted... I still might... *swoons*

(Does he say "fanfic"?)
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 10:52pm on 28/08/2007
He says "fanfiction," I think. In my mind, he says "fan fiction," because the space in the middle makes it much more clueless! And I like my Patrick clueless when it comes to the porn I write about him oh God. D:
 
posted by [identity profile] sockich.livejournal.com at 03:05pm on 25/08/2007
Here via [livejournal.com profile] monkeycrackmary.

This just made my entire month.

Thank you.

OMFG EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! *FLAILS LIKE A LUNATIC*
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 10:52pm on 28/08/2007
DUDE HOW IS THIS FANDOM SO – HOW IS THIS - I JUST. THIS FAAAAANDOM! *hands*
 
posted by [identity profile] magdalyna.livejournal.com at 04:02pm on 25/08/2007
OMG.

*flails*

I... just. *breathes*

Lets hope he reads the good fic.
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 10:53pm on 28/08/2007
He doesn't. I KNOW IT IN MY SOUL. *weeps*
 
posted by [identity profile] shrift.livejournal.com at 04:25pm on 25/08/2007
If it turns out that Patrick beta reads Pete's P/P porn, I am never going to recover. NEVARRRR.
 
posted by [identity profile] greyandgrey.livejournal.com at 07:51pm on 25/08/2007
The author's all "are you sure that's IC? it seems kinda OOC to me..."

And Patrick's like "Oh, TRUST me."
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posted by [identity profile] helleboredoll.livejournal.com at 05:31pm on 25/08/2007
*INCOHERENT FLAILING*

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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 10:54pm on 28/08/2007
*CLUTCHES YOU DESPERATELY*
 
posted by [identity profile] greyandgrey.livejournal.com at 07:48pm on 25/08/2007
Re: the fanfictions - OHSWEETLORD PATRICK!!!!!!!!!!! ILUSOHARDITHURTS!


Re: the vid - PETER WENTZ YOU MAKE MY LIFE SO ENRICHED! PLEASE BE THE SAME RIDICULOUS PERSON FOREVER! NEVER STOP READING THE MESSAGEBOARDS AND MOCKING WHAT YOU READ THERE, YOU FABULOUS INSANE TINY LITTLE MAN! ILU!!!!
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 10:55pm on 28/08/2007
THIS IS HOW I FEEL IN MY HEART. THOSE BOYS ARE GOING TO BREAK MY BRAAAAAAIIIIIN
 
posted by [identity profile] molotov-bitch.livejournal.com at 08:54pm on 25/08/2007
Hah, I was there and I basically didn't hear any between-song banter because I was either getting herded about by the awful venue staff or this dumb girl kept yelling in my ear. But OMG, I DIE NOW. Stay away, PStump! Take Mikeyway's advice!
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 10:56pm on 28/08/2007
GOD, ISN'T IT AWFUL/AMAZING/AWFUL? I CANNOT EVEN. DON'T GOOGLE YOURSELF.
 
posted by [identity profile] exsequar.livejournal.com at 09:05pm on 25/08/2007
Ahahaha. I'm torn between laughing so hard I break something and sinking under the nearest table. OH GOD PATRICK.
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 04:21am on 29/08/2007
This seems to be the general reaction! This fandom causes problems I NEVER KNEW I WOULD HAVE!
 
posted by [identity profile] lovinspike247.livejournal.com at 10:11pm on 25/08/2007
Patrick!!! *Flails* How is he so awesome?!

Also, hi! I briefly met you at Decaydance. :) Do you mind if I friend you?
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 04:22am on 29/08/2007
It is beyond me!

Hey, sure! :D It was awes meeting you!
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posted by [identity profile] yan-tan-tether.livejournal.com at 11:24pm on 25/08/2007
*Jesus*, Patrick (!!!)
I was there but totally didn't hear it for all the screaming after Pete's "people wanna see us together" comment..... hee!
 
posted by [identity profile] jadziadrgnrdr.livejournal.com at 12:31am on 26/08/2007
I still don't hear it. :o( *fails*

What exactly does Patrick say? It sounds kinda like he might have replied to Pete's statement by saying "True." but I can't make it out.

I love this new trend of OTP interactions on stage. Ryan talks. Patrick talks. Pretty soon Darren and Chris are gonna be gabbing away at The Hushies shows. To bad Bill isn't int he same band as Travis.
 
posted by [identity profile] notyourfriend.livejournal.com at 03:32am on 26/08/2007
lskJFDL;KSJDF

hi! [livejournal.com profile] shoemaster keeps talking about you, so I figured I would add you. :D
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 04:24am on 29/08/2007
Pretty much, yeah. *g*

Hi! It's cool to meet you! :D
 
posted by [identity profile] silverakira.livejournal.com at 04:18am on 26/08/2007
OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD, KALPURNA, I CAN (MOSTLY) DEAL WITH PETE READING FANFIC, BUT PATRICK. I. [FLAILS]
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 04:25am on 29/08/2007
IT IS SO MUCH MORE THAN I CAN POSSIBLY BE ABLE TO HANDLE OKAY, I AM SRS
 
posted by [identity profile] kezbat.livejournal.com at 04:23pm on 26/08/2007
I am running around randomly adding people for the purposes of Needing Bandom Because It Cheers Me Up. On the first page of your LJ I have either laughed out loud or flailed with joy about seventeen times. I hope you don't mind me looking in from afar. :)
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 04:25am on 29/08/2007
Aww, that makes me smiley! I'm glad I entertain someone other than myself. *vbg* Nice to meet you!
 
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You just made me examine that I like unequal relationship dynamics. I love PETE/Patrick, PETE/Ryan, and RYAN/Brendon. I just read a PETE/Nate that made me whimper. The dynamics are right there on the surface and I lapped them up! My Primary OTP is Travis/Bill. They are equals. (If you have ever sat through my yube vid in my docked entry you'd know my pathetic fangirly ways.) However, I'm just as intrigued now that both of them have backed away from each other and I perceive that it was more a Travis decision than anything (even if it was ultimately mutual.) My other equal relationship is Jon/Spencer. I JUST got into this one TBH. Spencer just got so hot all of a sudden for me. Oh I'm also a big fan of Frank/Gerard and they seem equal with maybe a skosh more of skew toward Frankie.

I see Ryan as bi or pansexual/ opportunistic and Brendon as gay. I think Ryan was Brendon's first and that leads him to be completely SHOT OUT over Ryan. I think Ryan is in awe of Brendon's musical acuity and Brendon is in awe of Ryan's intellect, vision, and drive. I think they both just 'get' each other and the fact that Ryan's BFF is Spencer but they don't even seem as close as Ryan and Brendon really lends an air of romance to their relationship. It was sudden and powerful. They share hotel rooms. They whisper quietly to each other. They share looks with each other all the time. Brendon has acted as Ryan's Patrick, exorcising his demons by singing them. Fighting with him over presentation, etc. I don't really wear a tinhat for them because the stage gay wouldn't exist if they were really fucking (in the ongoing sense) but I can TOTALLY believe that there is some unrequited feelings on Brendon's side directed at Ryan. Re the unequal dynamics: P! is Ryan's brain child. He pretty much calls the final shots and is very very invested in the overall flow of the band. I think that both Spencer and Jon are strong enough personalities that they will follow Ryan most of the time but little things like matching flip flops and the complete rejection of the Brokeback attire for their new look are ways in which they assert themselves. Brendon, I feel will be the one most likely to follow Ryan down any given path. I've also noticed that Jon has become more confident in answering questions about the band, the sound and everything now that he's a part of the creative process but still at the end of the day, all the boys defer to Ryan on the big stuff. I also agree with you about how B/R is written. It becomes tedious and samey and since I see Ryan as clearly dominant it can be hard for me. But still I love them and with new writers coming in the fandom all the time my dominant Ryan needs are being met without having to turn a blind eye to the awesome things veteran writers are turning out even if I have to skip all the sex parts

I'm sorry for going a little crazy with my response. I could say even more about this pairing and even more than that about Treckett but I'll spare you. lol

I'll look into some Brendon/Spencer though... :o)
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Dude, this is AWESOME. I love hearing about why people ship who they ship! And man, own your kinks - I definitely agree with your view of the Brendon/Ryan dynamic, and if I were into power differentials, I would be all over that shit in exactly the same way you are. It sounds like you and I actually see the characters in pretty similar ways; we just react to those views according to our kinks. Like, if I can find a bitchy and yet loving power-equal relationship, I'm going to ship them, pretty much, and that has a lot more to do with me than it does with the characters. I definitely hear what you're saying about their dynamic, and I can see why that would appeal. Man, this was an interesting read! Thank you! :DDD
 
posted by [identity profile] bourgeoisify.livejournal.com at 04:07am on 19/10/2008
OH MY GOD. WOW. I JUST. I. GUH.

This is completely something that everyone else is saying, BUT I PRAY TO GOD HE HASN'T READ MY SHITFIC. OH GOD. *hides*

THIS FANDOM > EVERY OTHER FANDOM EVER

Also, you're kind of awesome and I see you everywhere. May I please add you? Would you do the same?


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