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You guys, is the best thing in the whole world right now Marty Dressler, or Gabriel Eduardo Saporta? These are the burning questions that haunt me! These are the issues that cause me to mix my metaphors.

(LOVE STORIES. THEY MAKE UP LOVE STORIES. Is that not the most charming description of fanfic you have ever heard? Ryanross, you and your kinda sick pornfiction have a lot to learn from your so-called best friend!)

In other news, THE VIDEO FOR GUILTY PLEASURE IS UP AND APPARENTLY IT WAS DIRECTED BY ONE VICTORIA ASHER AND I HAVEN'T WATCHED IT YET BUT I LOVE THE WORRRRRLD

ETA: hahahahahhahhahaha oh my GOD I LOVE THE COBRAS SO MUCH IT HURTS. SO MUCH. I SWEAR TO GOD, I AM GOING TO GET IN A SHITTY VAN AND FOLLOW THEM ACROSS THE COUNTRY WHEN THEY FINALLY GET A HEADLINING TOUR. *fangs up!*

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OMG, THE VIDEO IS SO CRACKY AND BRILLIANT! BUT I DIDN'T KNOW VICKY T DIRECTED IT! OMG, I NOW LOVE IT EVEN MORE.

DUDE, IT'S 7.50AM, IT'S TOO FUCKING EARLY TO BE USING CAPLOCKS. DAMN YOU, CS.

IT IS THE MOST WTF THING I HAVE EVER SEEN AND I LOVE IT LIKE BREEEEATHING

HAHAHAHAHAA THE TWISTER THING, WTF! THEM IN BED TOGETHER! THE ENDING SHOT! THE WHOLE THING IS LIKE A TINY MIRACLE ON MY COMPUTER SCREEN!

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I SEE NO REASON WHY GABRIEL EDUARDO SAPORTA CANNOT HELP MARTY DRESSLER FLEE TO A COUNTRY WITH LENIENT EXTRADITION LAWS. SOMEONE SHOULD WRITE THAT. SOMEONE WHO IS NOT ME.

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHA. AHAHAHA. THAT IS KIND OF THE MOST RIDICUMAZING THING THAT I HAVE ENCOUNTERED ALL DAY (EXCEPT FOR THE GUILTY PLEASURE VID). I AGREE WITH THIS COMMENT.

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Oh my god. I'm marrying all of the Cobra, seriously.

Uhm, dude, I am thisclose to just buying a van and following them around the country. I LOVE THEM LIKE BREATHING.

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I WILL TOTALLY JOIN YOU IN YOUR SHITTY VAN OH MY GOD.

AHAHAHAHA INORITE. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD I LOVE THEM AND HOW THEY'RE ABOUT THREE SECONDS FROM CRACKING UP FOR THE ENTIRE STUPID VIDEO. *draws hearts*

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I haven't done an official count, but it seems like Google has at least as many pictures of you making out with or groping dudes as there are of Pete Wentz doing the same. So why does Pete get all the gay cred?
Pete gets gay cred? Who is he making out with? The only one I saw was of him making out with me. Is he cheating on me?

*shrugs helplessly* My canon, Joan! I do not even know what to do with it sometimes.

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HOW ARE THEY REAL AND HOW ARE THEY IN MY LIFE?? THANK YOU GERARD AND FRANK AND PETE FOR BEING VAGUELY GAY SO I WOULD START LISTENING TO YOUR MUSIC AND THEN GET SUCKED INTO THE EVER-EXPANDING VORTEX THAT IS BANDOM FOREVER!

It is three forty-five in the morning and I am GLEEFULLLL!

MY GLEE, LET ME SHOW YOU IT

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OH GOD I LOVE THE VIDEO SO MUCH SERIOUSLY, THEY ARE AWESOME.

THEY ARE PRETTY MUCH MADE OF AWESOME, TBH.

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"The gays have the best taste."

*DIES*

SO AWESOME.

And also true! It's FUNNY COS IT'S TRUE.

(I think I need a "I'm still not into bandslash but this post is made of awesome" icon...)

ahahhahahaha! I support the creation of this icon! ♥ ♥ ♥

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HANNAH SERIOUSLY OH MY JESUS YOU DO NOT EVEN KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS.

EXCEPT YOU PROBABLY DOOOOOO OH MY SHIT THEIR STUPID LITTLE FACES AND ASLKDSFJSD:FL.

DO THEY PLAY TWISTER IN THE BASEMENT? BECAUSE IF SO I AM TOTALLY IN.

UM, HI, EXCEPT I DO BECAUSE I LOVE IT SO MUCH IT BURNS ME A LITTLE INSIDE AND THAT SCARES ME.

<333333333333333333333333333333333

CLEARLY THE BASEMENT IS A LAND OF BEDSHARING AND TWISTER AND ORGANIZED DANCES, DUH, I WILL ORDER YOU A TICKET STRAIGHT AWAY

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URGH. OH MY GOD, MY HEART. I CAN NOT TAKE THIS MUCH DORKITUDE. I WILL JOIN YOU IN THAT VAN, EVEN IF I HAVE TO MOVE TO THE USA TO DO SO. HOMG.

I AM PRETTY MUCH STILL FLAILING AND IT'S BEEN LIKE AN HOUR. UGH I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEMMMM

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oh man, thank you for the link to Gabe's interview!

I love Cobra like BURNING right now. I actually did a mini road trip to see them both Wednesday and Tuesday for their tiny little set on TAI's Sleeping with Giants tour and found myself having the for this band I would follow their tour around in a van thoughts. Which considering I was fighting rush hour traffic both times is in itself a testament to the power of the cobra!

Is it not made of endless joy? Oh god, how so great!

You have no IDEA how close I came to purchasing some cobra-themed nipple jewelry the other day. It is FRIGHTENINGLY POWERFUL.

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I thought I could not love Patrick Stump any more than I already do and CLEARLY I WAS SO WRONG.

WHY DIDN'T I KNOW ABOUT THE AWESOMENESS THAT IS GABE SAPORTA EARLIER OMG.

I WANT TO WATCH THE VIDEO BUT THERE ARE OTHER PEOPLE AROUND. AARGHH, WHO STAYS UP AT SUCH CRAZY HOURS OF THE NIGHT AND DENIES ME OF MY PLEASURES.

PRO TIP: YOU NEVER REACH THE SATURATION POINT OF LOVE FOR PATRICK STUMP. IT JUST. IT DOESN'T HAPPEN.

UHHHHM BECAUSE I AM A FAILURE AS A PIMP! GABE SAPORTA: HE IS AMAZING AND MADE OF GLEEEEEEE

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And Guy Ripley interviews Cobra Starship and it is a thing of beauty and a joy forever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-PzH0dYrCM

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS. God, I love this BAND.

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WHY DO I NOT HAVE A COBRAS ICON.

I am shocked to read through these comments and not see one word about ALEX SUAREZ AND HIS ADORABLE LITTLE SMILING FACE AND SASSY DANCING. IT IS CLEARLY THE POINT OF THE VIDEO.

THE COBRAS LOVE THEIR JOBS AS MUCH AS JOE TROHMAN. TRUEFAX.

LOVE STORIES. THEY MAKE UP LOVE STORIES. Is that not the most charming description of fanfic you have ever heard?

EEE. I know. I read that and I was just, like, Oh Gabe. Just when I think I could not love him more, he finds a way.

LOVE STORIES! LOVE FUCKING STORIES! HEARTS! IN MY EYES! ♥

AND THE VID! OMFG THE VID! WORDS CAN NOT EXPRESS MY LOVE FOR THEM! HOW ARE THEY SO AWESOME AND WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO FOR THE AMAZING TO NEVER EVER STOP?

SAVE ROOM IN THE VAN FOR ME! I DON'T TAKE UP MUCH ROOM! I'LL SIT ON SOMEONE'S LAP IN THE GRAND COBRA TRADITION OF SHARING.

HOMG I JUST WANT TO CLIMB ON TOP OF GABE AND GET SOME OF THAT VICKYT AND ALEXSUAREZ SANDWICH ACTION. :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

(Whyyyyy are they coming back to Chicago THE ONE WEEKEND I can't go? WHYYYYY. *cries pretentious emo tears* *waits for Gabe to save her*)

ldjfsdflishdkfhskd;fgsjdgfsjhsgdjfgdgakf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Its so cracky, omg. I love it. Vicky T making it justs adds to the awesome.

Now we have canonical Cobra piles. Someone write the gsf now, plz k thnx bai.

OH MY GOD THAT VIDEO WAS AWESOME. I THINK I JUST DIED.

I SWEAR TO GOD, I AM GOING TO GET IN A SHITTY VAN AND FOLLOW THEM ACROSS THE COUNTRY WHEN THEY FINALLY GET A HEADLINING TOUR.

I WILL DRIVE THAT SHITTY VAN FOR YOU OH YES IT WOULD BE AN HONOR AND MY PLEASURE IF YOU WOULD LET ME DO IT.

I DO NOT HAVE WORDS, KALPURNA. NO. FUCKING. WORDS.

MY LOVE. IT SURPASSES TEXT.

ONLY-- PLZ LET ME LICK YOUR BALLS AND PLAY WITH YOUR ASSHOLE, GABE SAPORTA.

MY LOVE FOR THEM CAN NOT BE QUANTIFIED. ♥

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