So I'm making a party mix for tonight, and this exchange just took place:
Me: Oh my God, Jackson 5! I'm putting that on there!
My roomie: Uhm, what? Seriously?
Me: Uh, of course? Wait - wait, that's not who I mean.
My roomie: Do you mean Jurassic 5?
Me: ...yes.
My roomie: Jackson 5 is the one with the child molester, honey. Jurassic 5 is old school hip-hop.
Me: Did I tell you about how Pete Wentz and how he dated a 15 year old when he was 23?
ten minutes later:
Me: Ahahaha, should I put this song on? *presses play*
My roomie: Oh my god, this is that song from that creepy kids' show! You like everything to do with child molesters!
ETA: so I forgot to get a costume. I'm wearing a red shirt and red heels and a long string of pearls around my neck. If anyone asks, I'm going to say I'm a used tampon.
Me: Oh my God, Jackson 5! I'm putting that on there!
My roomie: Uhm, what? Seriously?
Me: Uh, of course? Wait - wait, that's not who I mean.
My roomie: Do you mean Jurassic 5?
Me: ...yes.
My roomie: Jackson 5 is the one with the child molester, honey. Jurassic 5 is old school hip-hop.
Me: Did I tell you about how Pete Wentz and how he dated a 15 year old when he was 23?
ten minutes later:
Me: Ahahaha, should I put this song on? *presses play*
My roomie: Oh my god, this is that song from that creepy kids' show! You like everything to do with child molesters!
ETA: so I forgot to get a costume. I'm wearing a red shirt and red heels and a long string of pearls around my neck. If anyone asks, I'm going to say I'm a used tampon.
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Though truly, Jackson 5 era MJ was not that creepy. So it kinda cancels his later creepy out.
And Ashlee is (oh so thankfully) legal.
I will be interested in this mix!
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*Blinks* ahahahahaha! You're gonna creep a few people out, and it'll be awesome. :p
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Ahahahaha. MAN THAT REALLY NEVER EVER GETS OLD, YOU KNOW?
I laughed at her at that point? But, uh, then I got my karma paid back in spades when I read the Ryan Ross/Pete Wentz aim conversation of ultimate creepiness (http://ficklish.livejournal.com/231570.html). WHY PETE WHY.
...All of which is to say, hi [Bad username or site: kalpurna! @ livejournal.com] you're pretty!
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This one guy at the party I went to last weekend came in regular clothes with a crumpled paper THING on his head, which he promptly removed. "What are you?" we all said.
"Oh," he replied. "A melting polar ice cap."
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*sporks out brain*
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oh god, lolololololol. awesome.
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