kalpurna

It has been WAY too long since I overshared about my vagina, y'all! WAY TOO LONG.

So one thing that the DivaCup is NOT amazing for, ftr, is when your period is being really fucking wimpy about coming. Aaargh, spotting, gtfo! I've been wearing it for like a WEEK, and NOTHING is happening, except that there's just enough going on to keep me from being able to leave it out completely. UGH. I HATE MY VAG SOMETIMES, SERIOUSLY. :( I just wish it would GET DOWN TO BUSINESS ALREADY, JESUS CHRIST, I DON'T HAVE ALL MONTH

You know who I don't hate, though? Gabe mothertrucking Saporta. Hahahahaha, I want to party with that dude more than life itself. AHAHAHAHA. quettaser wins at everything for pointing me to this post, which he apparently confirmed being behind at a later date. OH MY GOD, GABE. NEVER CHANGE! If I ever write Gabeslash, I am dedicating it to him, no lie. I don't know why it doesn't creep me out at all that he CLEARLY GOOGLES HIMSELF CONSTANTLY, and would probably stalk BNFs in his fandom if it were a little bigger, demanding more fic, and questioning their characterization, but it just doesn't. It doesn't! I feel like he would so obviously take it the way it was meant, and simultaneously find it hilarious, that it doesn't weird me out at ALL to think about him reading it. Hahahahahaha, he cracks me up hard fucking core. I am so full of Gabe love right now that it is coming out my ears. (BUT NOT MY VAG, BECAUSE MY VAG IS BEING FUCKING ANNOYING AS HELL, AND NOTHING IS COMING OUT OF IT EXCEPT PAIN AND UNHAPPINESS. SIGH SIGH SIGH SIGH SIIIIGH.)