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It has been WAY too long since I overshared about my vagina, y'all! WAY TOO LONG.
So one thing that the DivaCup is NOT amazing for, ftr, is when your period is being really fucking wimpy about coming. Aaargh, spotting, gtfo! I've been wearing it for like a WEEK, and NOTHING is happening, except that there's just enough going on to keep me from being able to leave it out completely. UGH. I HATE MY VAG SOMETIMES, SERIOUSLY. :( I just wish it would GET DOWN TO BUSINESS ALREADY, JESUS CHRIST, I DON'T HAVE ALL MONTH
You know who I don't hate, though? Gabe mothertrucking Saporta. Hahahahaha, I want to party with that dude more than life itself. AHAHAHAHA.![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
quettaser wins at everything for pointing me to this post, which he apparently confirmed being behind at a later date. OH MY GOD, GABE. NEVER CHANGE! If I ever write Gabeslash, I am dedicating it to him, no lie. I don't know why it doesn't creep me out at all that he CLEARLY GOOGLES HIMSELF CONSTANTLY, and would probably stalk BNFs in his fandom if it were a little bigger, demanding more fic, and questioning their characterization, but it just doesn't. It doesn't! I feel like he would so obviously take it the way it was meant, and simultaneously find it hilarious, that it doesn't weird me out at ALL to think about him reading it. Hahahahahaha, he cracks me up hard fucking core. I am so full of Gabe love right now that it is coming out my ears. (BUT NOT MY VAG, BECAUSE MY VAG IS BEING FUCKING ANNOYING AS HELL, AND NOTHING IS COMING OUT OF IT EXCEPT PAIN AND UNHAPPINESS. SIGH SIGH SIGH SIGH SIIIIGH.)
So one thing that the DivaCup is NOT amazing for, ftr, is when your period is being really fucking wimpy about coming. Aaargh, spotting, gtfo! I've been wearing it for like a WEEK, and NOTHING is happening, except that there's just enough going on to keep me from being able to leave it out completely. UGH. I HATE MY VAG SOMETIMES, SERIOUSLY. :( I just wish it would GET DOWN TO BUSINESS ALREADY, JESUS CHRIST, I DON'T HAVE ALL MONTH
You know who I don't hate, though? Gabe mothertrucking Saporta. Hahahahaha, I want to party with that dude more than life itself. AHAHAHAHA.
quettaser wins at everything for pointing me to this post, which he apparently confirmed being behind at a later date. OH MY GOD, GABE. NEVER CHANGE! If I ever write Gabeslash, I am dedicating it to him, no lie. I don't know why it doesn't creep me out at all that he CLEARLY GOOGLES HIMSELF CONSTANTLY, and would probably stalk BNFs in his fandom if it were a little bigger, demanding more fic, and questioning their characterization, but it just doesn't. It doesn't! I feel like he would so obviously take it the way it was meant, and simultaneously find it hilarious, that it doesn't weird me out at ALL to think about him reading it. Hahahahahaha, he cracks me up hard fucking core. I am so full of Gabe love right now that it is coming out my ears. (BUT NOT MY VAG, BECAUSE MY VAG IS BEING FUCKING ANNOYING AS HELL, AND NOTHING IS COMING OUT OF IT EXCEPT PAIN AND UNHAPPINESS. SIGH SIGH SIGH SIGH SIIIIGH.)
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I WANT FIC! NAY, I DEMAND FIC!!
Oh wait.
Gabe just wrote the damn fic. Hunh.
*GGGGG*
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SRSLY. I cannot thank you enough for getting me into this fandom. And I kinda feel like I owe Gabe Saporta a good hard blow job, or perhaps a solid pegging, for being my gateway drug into bandom with his CANONICAL FURRIES AND ASS BUNNIES.
You know what i really want right now? Some nice Frank Iero/Gabe Saporta. Just cuz i wanna see their work-around for the height issue.
Actually, i just want a Five Boys Gabe Saporta Blew Before a Show fic:
1. Frank Iero
2. Gerard Way
3. Mikey Way
4. Patrick Stump
5. Mark Hoppus
WOT.
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heres one thing about gabe that list just brought up for me:
Gabe is probably the only boy in all of bandom who could screw both Way brothers - hell, probably on the same night! - and not feel awkward or morally dubious about it AT ALL!
I kind of really love him for that.
And I really want to read that fic.
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...I'm waiting.
...Still waiting.
*plays It's Warmer in the Basement while she waits*
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Oh Gabe Saporta!
(though if anyone could make him feel awkward/morally dubious in a sexual situation, it would totally be Vicky T)
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Dude, what? DUDE. WHAT. ...actually it could be hot, huh. Oh man, how about Travie/Frank? I could get behind THAT.
I would read that fic, tbh.
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Oh man, how about Travie/Frank? I could get behind THAT.
Ohhhh.... behind it, under it, in the middle of it-- WHEREEVER.
BUT! TRAVIE/BILL IS OTP!!! I can't break that shit up! *wimbles*
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Dude, I totally know what you mean about gabe. He would totally understand and be, like, on board with the spirit of bandslash. ESPECIALLY bandslash, versus any other fandom, because so many of us are here with this totally cracked out, I'm-just-here-to-have-fun attitude. I think Gabe is really in line with the sentiment "if I had shame I'd totally be ashamed right now, but I don't so I'm going to carry on being ridiculous!"
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AHAHAHAH OH GAWD PLZ TELL ME THIS ALREADY EXISTS OR THAT SOMEONE IS PLANNING IT.
(and how awesome is it that i consider it a completely realistic possibility that this fic does, indeed, exist. *G*)
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Scratch that, I bet you that gabe LOVES the carebear BDSM fic - he already knows what it is, has it saved on his harddrive, and reads it all the time.
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Gabe wins. There should be a little bar that shows how much he wins like in a computer game. Watching him and Pete banter about FOB closing for Cobra Starship? *Shakes head* And only him with the JT necklace. Oh Gabe.
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Gabe is awesome in every way. He's just so ridiculously, shamelessly fun. & funnily shameless & ridiculous.
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he is, he really IS. I am seeing him in... uh, I'm not good at math! AUGUST 22, BABY. I should set up a countdown or some shit. \o/ OMG YAY
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I can't wait. :DDD
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My current alarm playlist is Cobra Starship. I wake up every morning to Gabe sing "You can't escape meee, I have you locked inside this room". It gives a certain...je ne ce quois to my day, I feel.
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ahahaha, that RULES. I recently set up an alarm that links to youtube, programmed to play the Neighbors video! it's freaking sweet, because it actually makes me WANT to open my eyes. :D :D :D But I'm sure that doesn't impart quite the same, as you say, FLAVOR to my MORNING. (ahahahaha, your icon, I pretty much never get over it. OH, PSYCHO EYES! TAKE ME TO YOUR BASEMENT! ♥)
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