kalpurna

My laptop, Rodney, has finally nudged over the line of acceptable suckage he's been inching towards since February. He now sucks to an intolerabled degree, and I'm going to get some use out of my damn warranty. Just a tip: don't buy first generation computers. Ever.

anyway, my online access for the next little while may be sporadic. SIGHHHH. Email me if Ryro posts his cockshots.

Dudes, never mind my last post, because it turns out it was just my battery! Here is what went down:

Apple Dude: "Okay, do you know how many charge cycles you've gone through?"
Me: "Uhm. No?"
AD: "Well, let me just check – oh, MY. WOW. You – you have over 600 charge cycles on this battery."
Me: "Is that... a lot?"
AD: "Uhhh - most people go through about 300. In the entire time they have their laptop. You've had this for like, a year."
Me: "Ahahaha, I totally don't spend ALL MY TIME ON MY COMPUTER WHAT A SILLY NOTION."
AD: *judges*

ANYWAY NOW I HAVE A NEW BATTERY. \o/

P.S. In the like, twenty minutes that I didn't have a computer, FRANK IERO FUCKING CAME OUT? WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK! Thank God I have quettaser to keep me abreast of such important developments.

ETA: so actually never mind, because that source seems to be super sketch and probably unreliable, but STILL. STILL! GO LOOK AT THAT PICTURE AGAIN, GODDDDD