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Dudes, never mind my last post, because it turns out it was just my battery! Here is what went down:
Apple Dude: "Okay, do you know how many charge cycles you've gone through?"
Me: "Uhm. No?"
AD: "Well, let me just check – oh, MY. WOW. You – you have over 600 charge cycles on this battery."
Me: "Is that... a lot?"
AD: "Uhhh - most people go through about 300. In the entire time they have their laptop. You've had this for like, a year."
Me: "Ahahaha, I totally don't spend ALL MY TIME ON MY COMPUTER WHAT A SILLY NOTION."
AD: *judges*
ANYWAY NOW I HAVE A NEW BATTERY. \o/
P.S. In the like, twenty minutes that I didn't have a computer, FRANK IERO FUCKING CAME OUT? WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK! Thank God I have![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
quettaser to keep me abreast of such important developments.
ETA: so actually never mind, because that source seems to be super sketch and probably unreliable, but STILL. STILL! GO LOOK AT THAT PICTURE AGAIN, GODDDDD
Apple Dude: "Okay, do you know how many charge cycles you've gone through?"
Me: "Uhm. No?"
AD: "Well, let me just check – oh, MY. WOW. You – you have over 600 charge cycles on this battery."
Me: "Is that... a lot?"
AD: "Uhhh - most people go through about 300. In the entire time they have their laptop. You've had this for like, a year."
Me: "Ahahaha, I totally don't spend ALL MY TIME ON MY COMPUTER WHAT A SILLY NOTION."
AD: *judges*
ANYWAY NOW I HAVE A NEW BATTERY. \o/
P.S. In the like, twenty minutes that I didn't have a computer, FRANK IERO FUCKING CAME OUT? WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK! Thank God I have
quettaser to keep me abreast of such important developments.ETA: so actually never mind, because that source seems to be super sketch and probably unreliable, but STILL. STILL! GO LOOK AT THAT PICTURE AGAIN, GODDDDD
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:D
and I just saw that pic about half an hour ago and I still can't get over how hot it is. Christ.
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Isn't that fucking AMAZING? Oh my God, if MCR breaks up I am going to cry for years, and at least two of those years will be devoted to mourning the stagegay. Oh, stagegay, how do I love thee?
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P.S. FRANK IERO IS BISEXUAL
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Oh computer! You also have, like, 5 minute charge cycles. I charge mine maybe twice a day on a day I never leave the computer and then unplug it for the (optimistically) 3 hours I have in battery life. So it's not *entirely* due to your having no life off the computer!
Huzzah for new batteries! Your old one never really worked properly anyways. And your baby isn't broken! Wonderful news!
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Yeah, idk! I'M REALLY ENJOYING MY LONGER CHARGE CYCLES RIGHT NOW SRSLY \o/
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Should I maybe be looking into rosaries for her?
(And yes - I am very proud that my teeniest sister found her way into slash all by herself. My mum is less proud. She's fine with me, but she brings out the "But she's only fourteeeeeen!" arguement for Abby. Pah - 14's the perfect age to start!)
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Dude, I don't know. All I know is that if Frank and Jamia move to Portland, I am buying a lifetime suppy of tinfoil.
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P.S. OMGWTFBBQ?!?! Are you trying to give me a heart attack? You can't be all like "funny story etc etc oh btw FRANK IS BI!! Because that causes flailing, squeeing and falling from chairs. You are hazardous to my health!
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