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Lo, I cried out unto bandslash fandom: "Where is all the mpreg, bitches?" And the mpreg, it did appear. And I looked upon it, and saw that it was awesome. But I still want pregnant Patrick, you guys! Um. Please?
SPEAKING of bizarre yet awesome fannish tropes, the results of the other day's highly scientific poll! By a narrow, narrow margin, it seems that undercover homos are the number one MOST NECESSARY thing for a fandom to have. YAY. Coming in tied at a close second, we have hooker fic; someone (pref. aliens) makes them do it; and Harlequin Challenges. Which seems about right. Tentaclefic and gaybashing got the least love, which... actually, probably says good things about our priorities? 17 of you think all fandoms require a high school AU, which is good motivation for me, right? But NONE of you have written one! However, TEN of you have written genderfuck. Oh, I love me some DS fandom, no lie. ♥
Everyone also agreed that I should have included bodyswap and sex pollen/drugged fic. They were right! Both of those things RULE.
Okay, and Panic people,
Who is the dude kissing Spencer? But more relevantly, check out the look on Spencer's face. "Hahahaha GET ME OUT OF HERE." And the look on JWalk's face!! "Ahahahaha should I rescue him? Um? I love my life!" Boys, what is going on! I could stare at this picture all day! <3
SPEAKING of bizarre yet awesome fannish tropes, the results of the other day's highly scientific poll! By a narrow, narrow margin, it seems that undercover homos are the number one MOST NECESSARY thing for a fandom to have. YAY. Coming in tied at a close second, we have hooker fic; someone (pref. aliens) makes them do it; and Harlequin Challenges. Which seems about right. Tentaclefic and gaybashing got the least love, which... actually, probably says good things about our priorities? 17 of you think all fandoms require a high school AU, which is good motivation for me, right? But NONE of you have written one! However, TEN of you have written genderfuck. Oh, I love me some DS fandom, no lie. ♥
Everyone also agreed that I should have included bodyswap and sex pollen/drugged fic. They were right! Both of those things RULE.
Okay, and Panic people,
Who is the dude kissing Spencer? But more relevantly, check out the look on Spencer's face. "Hahahaha GET ME OUT OF HERE." And the look on JWalk's face!! "Ahahahaha should I rescue him? Um? I love my life!" Boys, what is going on! I could stare at this picture all day! <3
drunk
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In fact, just the memory was make Patrick hard again. He reached down, wondering which of the many wonderful ways he would wake Pete up. Then he stopped.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Patrick said. Pete flailed and woke up.
"Buh?" Said Pete.
"YOU FUCKER!" Patrick bellowed and punched Pete in the mouth. Patrick's distress had taken the power out of the punch and Pete merely flopped back down onto the bed, clearly confused.
"What the fuck's your problem?" Pete asked. Patrick pulled the bedclothes fully off and stood up, showing off the expansive belly that had cause him to scream.
"You got me pregnant, motherfucker!"
And the all lived happily ever after.
There you go! Mini-Mpreg. *Is very giving*
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Patrick's mind drifted back to the night before when Pete had finally noticed months worth of hinting, (and venn diagrams left lying around and pornographic sketches) pinned him to the bed and fucked him thoroughly.
ahahahhaaha. Wow. Yes. \o/ I think you really CAPTURED Patrick's voice here. If he woke up one morning to find himself massively pregnant, I think that "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" is exactly what he would say. To the letter.
*blows you kisses* THANKS FOR THAT.
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