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Ahahaha, WHAT?

Patrick, on how he'd like to be remembered at his funeral: "He was a solid guy. Good grandfather, or something."

Pete: "Yeah, if dudes can have babies by then."

Also in that interview, Pete basically giving a shoutout to

skoosiepants's Bill and Ted fic. Ohhhh Pete Wentz, how are you such a slash fangirl? It is beyond me.

Man, I need an mpreg icon. (And not one with B'layr, either, you sick Garettverse fucks.) :(

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AHAHAHAAHAH!

And here I am writing the Pete/Patrick mpreg tonight.... :D

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YES! *pumps fist* I am so behind this fic, you have no idea. YAY. \o/

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HEE! There is going to be angst and crankiness and Pete making up for knocking poor Patrick up by making ice cream runs and Patrick panicking about how the hell the baby's going to GET OUT OF HIM, and Joe and Andy standing around looking a bit bemused at first until Joe decides to go buy out ToysRUs and dude, have you seen the cool shit kids have to play with today?!

:D

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I APPROVE SO MUCH. SO, SO MUCH. Crankiness and ice cream runs = SOLID GOLD. Joe Troh buying ridiculous toys = amazing. ALL OF THIS IS GREAT. ♥

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GOD DAMMIT CAN'T GET THE VIDEO TO WORK. woe.

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Oh noes! I had trouble with it too, because Windows Media Player is the suck. I finally ended up trying to open it in Safari, and then it asked me if I wanted to stream through WMP, and. Uhm. If I knew anything about computers, I would know how this magical voodoo trick worked, but I don't. *hands*

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PETE WANTS TO KNOCK UP PATRICK, TOO. God, I really want me some pregnant snuggling.

PS are you going to be around later for writing of That Which Will Get Us Kicked Out of Fandom(s)? I'm headed to queer pictionary soon, but I should be back laterish.

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HE ACTUALLY DOES FOR REAL. <3

Maaaybe? I might be around? Or I might be asleep, because I was up late working last night and right now I honestly want to crash. But if y'all two want to do some stuff, I can always come by the google doc when I wake up at like 3 AM and add my two cents.

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And you know, if they don't figure out how to get Patrick pregnant (Pete just doesn't have the hips for it, you know?) maybe they'll adopt from some place foreign. Like Deluth.

God, Pete would so want to peirce the baby's ears. Even/especially if it were a little boy. "Come on man, you'll look so cool."

Patrick: I draw the line at eyeliner. No pun intended.

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You know, in India, little babies do wear kohl around their eyes. I'M JUST SAYING. If they adopted from India, Pete could totally pull the "cultural heritage" line.

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dude, TELL me this could not be Pete and Patrick's adopted Indian daughter (http://www.garyschapman.com/blog/uploaded_images/IMG0064-749739.jpg). She so has her bitchface on already. Spencersmith taught it to her when he was babysitting.

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AHAHAHA. Oh man, I still love my little scene of:

"What? Who's IS it?"

Patrick hit Pete upside the head, "It's not Ashlee Simpson's."

Also? Pete would be the biggest pushover EVER. And they'd have big debates about raising her on a BUS, but you know, when she's really little it doesn't really matter, besides Dirty's always happy to help and Ryan Ross likes to put her hair into braids and all sorts of things that are just too complicated for Patrick (who shaved off the sideburns right after she fisted her hand in one and yanked)

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*weeps* My computer won't play the damned interview!

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Oh man, that sucks! I couldn't get it to play in Firefox on my Mac, but I tried with Safari, and that didn't work EITHER but it prompted me to let it stream through Windows Media Player and then that finally got it to play. I hate WMP SO MUCH. :(

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Man, you want Flip 4 Mac. It used to kind of suck, and you used to have to pay for it, but now it reliably plays all wmv, including streaming stuff.

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More info: http://wearethemedia.com/2006/01/11/flip-4-mac-4-free/

Download link: http://www.flip4mac.com/wmv_download.htm

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oh, dude, thank you so much! I am so ready to be free of the tyranny of WMP, you have no idea. \o/

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I'm on a PC and had to open it in IE. Oh how I loathe thee.

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heeee!

giddygeek and I were just saying that Pete wrote us FOB mpreg! Oh, the cracked-out awesome, it's the gift that keeps on giving. <3

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Ohhh, man, live RPS canon is way crazier than I figured it would be. All these things keep happening that I figure are fanfic, but – no! Real life! Pete talking about knocking up Patrick: actually happened! Pete & Co. opening a bar in New York: not an AU! Frank Iero gets secretly married and Brendon Urie gets a wacky tattoo: not a dream! This shit is insane.

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Wait, Frank actually did get secretly married? I thought that was unconfirmed?

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I don't really know, but there was that wedding register or something, right? Oh god, I will be so thrilled if that turns out not to be true.

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So, I went hunting on the net, and the only place that "confirmed" it was his alleged MySpace (andMyChem have said, singly and together, that they don't have individual MySpace accounts and so any MySpace account with their name on it is bogus).

Not that it makes any real difference whether he's married or not, but the secret marriage thing at least doesn't appear to be true (I think it was a conflation of rumours about marriage because of Mikey getting married and Frank apparently saying in some interview he *wanted* to be married).

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No, well, there WAS this post on buzznet from some fan who searched the Vegas wedding registries and found Frank & Jamia's names under February 5th of this year, and put a scan up, but the post has since been made private. I don't know! I hope that means it's not true! Because I am the kind of dork who doesn't really like breaking wedding vows in fic. :(

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Yeah, I don't think it happened.

Here's my reasoning:

It would be all over the net. Seriously. He's a (minor) celebrity. If some kid got the Vegas registry, then a reporter would follow up and break the story.

Why would they have a *secret* wedding anyway? It's not like everyone doesn't already know he's with her, she's not a famous person in her own right to need to spin the marriage for some publicity reason. Hell,*he's* not even that famous. I mean, famous enough, but they aren't Brad & Angelina,here.

Probably stupid but here's my other random reason: He's Italian Catholic and he's been with the same girl since he was in his teens. So his family presumably all know her and everything, we know from interviews and stuff his family are are really supportive and he's not been disowned or anything. I'm pretty sure if he were married it wouldn't be due to some dodgy secret thing in Vegas.

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That... is excellent reasoning! All awesome points. Wow! Thank you, I feel way better now. HOORAY. FRANK IS PROBABLY NOT MARRIED. \o/

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FUCKING HELL!!

That's basically him saying "Pffft - yeah, 'cause you don't have sex with GIRLS, man."

Possible canon confirmation of Patrick being gay? Or Pete and him being together and Pete being all "Uh huh - not gonna happen man 'cause you're with ME and so unless dudes can have babies..."

Patrick's laugh confirms it.

Also, Patrick should say "Whatever" less. I shall teach him how.

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Is there honestly ANY OTHER possible interpretation of that interview? SERIOUSLY? Pete: "Haha, you will only be a grandfather if you figure out how to have babies your damn self, because there is no way I am letting you out of my grasp long enough to impregnate some bitch. I'm going to act like this is a joke, because there's an interviewer here, but don't think I'm not serious." Patrick: *awkward laugh*

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It could be Pete ripping the piss out of Patrick - like "Uh huh dude - so you'd have to actually get a girl to want to SLEEP with you first..." but that seems kinda mean, even for Pete.

I chose Pete being jealous. And now looking up adoption agencies who support gay couples adopting. You know, just for information purposes...

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okay, so that's kinda creepy, oh my god :) It's, like, we're mentally linked somehow!

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Ahahahha, yes, I would be pretty creeped out by Pete Wentz being inside my head. And yet also sort of honored? Oh, Pete, you fangirl. :D

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