five items of virtually no interest [kalpurna]

I saw a guy at dinner the other day wearing a Billy Talent t-shirt, and completely humiliated myself. "Um, sorry, but do you know the movie Hard Core Logo?" Him, very polite, kind of bemused: "No?" Me, flailing: "I, uh, the band is named after a character from that movie. Your band. I mean! The band on your t-shirt." Him: "Oh, I didn't know that! Huh." Me: *flees*

Last night I went to an Electric Six concert with my two future roommates, inminiature (Meela) and J. It was a pretty fucking excellent time, I won't lie. There was a really hot guy with a lip ring, a la Frank Iero, who loaned Meela his lighter. Dudes with lip piercings: call me!

So hey, there are a bunch of new people around these parts lately, which is wonderful! Hi! Except I kind of worry that you are going to be disappointed, because I am seriously not very interesting. Most of my entries are a lot like, well, this. I never finish stories, ever! I often talk about my vagina! I'm a polyfannish WHORE, and I'm unlikely to stay exclusively focused on any fandom for very long, even though these bandslash boys seem to have got me pretty bad at the moment. Basically, y'all are coming in after a very atypical week, and I will be totally unoffended if at any point in the future you decide you have had enough of this noise. Every day is defriending amnesty day at Chez Kalpurna.

Blah, okay, I have material for about six posts swilling around in my head, but I also have a) no brainpower and 2) a shit ton of homework, so I'm not going to write them right now. Instead, I am going to beg for music uploads! I've been spending a lot of time listening to We Intertwined, Where We Went Wrong, and Don't Wake Me Up, all by the Hush Sound, and so I'd be eternally grateful if you guys could pass along any of their other songs you happen to have. I'd also appreciate links to fic and/or primers and/or picspam, if you've got those. I am possibly pretty seriously in love with Greta.

I have a pint of Vermonty Python all to myself. And a spoon. And a lot of reading. Mmmmm.

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oh wow.

shoemaster totally wins at being you. i'm just. WOW.

Vermonty Python

::seriously contemplates a trip to the grocery store like NOW::

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SHUT UP. The worst part is that pretty much every detail in that post stems from an actual conversation I've had with her. I finally found my DivaCup, though! \o?

Dude, I strongly recommend that you do. *licks spoon*

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3. is it sad that when I went to look at what you're "always like", I just kind of thought you'd changed your layout? And was all, huh, that's weird - it looks kind of like

shoemaster's layout, now. *is SO PRETTY, OMG*

4. How do you like The Hush Sound? I think I would like them - they are my plan for the ridiculous gift card I got for my birthday. New music for the win!

5. I have an arabic oral presentation tomorrow. that I started writing (in English, mind) at 1 am. Ronon Dex does not approve of my shenanigans. except it was SO TOTALLY WORTH IT OH MY GOD

3. Oh my God, I hate you, that entry is at least a LITTLE exaggerated. Uhm. Right? PLEASE?

4. I love them! You can hear streaming versions of some of their songs on their website (http://www.thehushsound.com/site.php). That girl you hear singing is Greta. Greta is my future wife (http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c101/kalpurna/gretaisamazing.jpg).

5. Hey, let's trade procrastination stories. Except not, because I think I will cry. WHY SUCH A SLACKER, HANNAH? WHY. (http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c101/kalpurna/gretaomg.jpg) ()

it is exaggerated? but it was also familiar, see, so I recognized it, and didn't think back to when, exactly, I recognized it from. *is brilliant*

hooray! will do so tomorrow, once I'm done dying. (OMG HOW IS SHE SO CUTE?)

I don't want to make you cry! *hugs lots instead*

You know, I'd be a lot more reassured by that if

joandarck hadn't thought that was me at the time. *criez*

I DON'T KNOOOOW.

*hugs back*

I have a paper due tomorrow for sosc. It's 6 pages. Guess how much I have done?

4 lines. At quarter to 3 in the morning. I am so dead.

So much love for B&J paying homage to Monty Python!

Story. Of. My life.

I only wish the grocery store'd had Americone Dream (http://www.benjerry.com/features/americone_dream_index.cfm), but the Co-op is sadly lacking.

did I mention that I also have a spanish presentation at 9.30am? Right, and that one's got someone else expecting me to be halfway pulled together... *facepalm*

GOD, MARCUSE, WHY SO LAME?

Okay, how about my English research paper that we're supposed to have been working on, oh, all quarter that is due Tuesday and theoretically shall be 8 pages long? And I totally have an introduction, although interestingly enough I have done no research yet. *Big, big shame*.

Also, Hannah? I heart you and your Diva Cup and hilarious late-night ice cream shenanigans. I'm eating chips and salsa and reading about the exploitation of small Indian people on tea farms. I'm not really sure why they're small. Need nap v. badly.

Man, I totally should have taken the chips when you offered, because now I want some. SIGH.

except now I am sick from chips + cookie dough and am no closer to writing this damn paper. The next 30 hours are going to suck ASS. Whine.

I ate an order of potstickers, and an order of yellow chicken curry, and some rice, and about a quart of milk, and a bunch of pretzels, and some miniature donuts, and a pint of ice cream, and some olives.

My stomach hurts.

Blahhhh I want it to be SUMMER VACATION WTF

3. :D I'm not disappointed! You get lots of points in my book for talking about Patrick Stump and Gerard Way a fair bit. :D ♥

4. D: I have like nothing at the moment, sorry.

5. *jealous glare*

3. Wait until the next time I post about my Diva Cup before making any strong statements of support.

4. I am so fucking cheap, I should just buy their album. SIGH. Too bad I am a broke-ass college student!

5. Don't be too jealous; it's all gone now. *cries a little*

3. :P Alright, will do.

4. I always feel bad because I never end up buying any of my favourite band's CDs. But then I figure they're making more than me, they can afford to lose some. (And then I feel like a bitch. :P)

5. Awwh. My sister decided to make me a mixture of lemon tart and this 'double choc' ice cream, which are both very yummy on their own but combined were decidedly odd. :/

Maybe I'll go to the Hellogoodbye concert next weekend in Chicago, where the Hushies will be opening, and buy their CD at the merch table. ~~Maybe I'll also fail out of school and not have any money ha ha sob~~

OH, THE HUSHIES!

The music links here (http://seanarenay.livejournal.com/401897.html#cutid13) should still be good. Here (http://vanilla-alia.livejournal.com/40013.html) is

vanilla_alia's Hush Sound primer, here (http://www.buzznet.com/web/foe/videos/thehushsound/) are their precious Buzznet videos and here (http://iphignia939.livejournal.com/266668.html?thread=2320300#t2320300) is a comment I spammed someone with the other day, which contains some fun facts about the whys and wherefores of my total and earnest love for ALL FOUR OF THEM, EVEN BOB MORRIS. If you scroll past Panic! and FOB (because who wants to look at them, god) they also feature pretty heavily in this picspam (http://seanarenay.livejournal.com/397438.html#cutid1).

... I love them soooo much. Soooooooo much! \o/

And I totally would have done the same in the face of that t-shirt, ha!

asdkjfalalkjlkj I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. OH MY GOD, I LOVE THEM SO MUCH. AAAH.

Oh man, I did not even REALIZE how gay this band was! All I knew was Greta! I had no idea about CANON BOYKISSING. Ahahahah I am easy, and yet, omg. I officially ♥ the Hushies.

seriously though Greta/me OTP I'm not kidding

P.S. I really want Jon Walker/Greta please tell me I am not alone in this. And also maybe Spencer Smith/Greta. Maybe just Greta/every boy I adore and can plausibly picture with a girl?

You are NOT alone, dude, I want Jon/Greta so badly it hurts me. My dream for the Hushies and Panic! goes as follows: Brendon/Ryan/Darren, Chris/Spencer and Jon/Greta. MAYBE ALL AT ONCE, I DON'T KNOW.

I could totally get behind Spencer/Greta also, and Patrick/Greta and Joe/Greta and Travis/Greta and Amanda Palmer/Greta where maybe Brendon Urie is hiding in the doorway and watching and his brain is dribbling out of his ears.

BUT, YES, OH, MY GOD, JON/GRETA. They would be so sweet. Like when Greta's walking by and Jon reaches out from his seat and loops an arm around her waist and pulls her onto his lap, hugs her with his face pushed in her shoulder, and wherever she was going, all the busyflurry just melts away from her and she leans her head against his and smiles and they just OWN THE WORLD WITH THE COMBINED POWER OF THEIR AWESOMELY CALM AMAZINGNESS. \o/

OH MY GODDDDD OMG. I don't even want that in fic, I want that in ACTUAL REAL LIFE, OH MAN. I want that to be TRUE.

ALL OF THOSE IDEAS = TOO MUCH YES FOR WORDS

♥ ♥ ♥

Electric Six gives good concert. *nod nod*

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