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Guyyyys. Here's something I have to say. It's been building for a while, and I've spent a lot of time discussing it in chat, and I think I really need to put it out there:
I NEED BANDOM KIDFIC SO BAAAAAAD.
Evidence:
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shoemaster and I have spent a depressingly long time in chat discussing how Pete and Patrick's daughter is beffies with Gerard and Frank's daughter, and how cute they are, and what instruments they play. We, uh. We picked out names? It took us, like, an hour to decide. The whole incident was pretty horrifying. (Delilah and Elena, respectively, if you were curious. And, uh. Dee plays the drums, and can't carry a tune in a bucket, which completely mystifies Pete – how did that happen? She loves to hang with Andy and Spencer and Bob and rock out on her little drum set, pigtails flying. Elena is a badass guitar goddess with shiny hair, and she and Ray Toro have really intense conversations about music. WHY ARE WE SO LAME.)
Get on that, you guys.
Also, a meme, swiped fromslodwick: Name any character and I'll tell you three (or more) reasons why s/he sucks.
*beams*
I NEED BANDOM KIDFIC SO BAAAAAAD.
Evidence:
shoemaster and I have spent a depressingly long time in chat discussing how Pete and Patrick's daughter is beffies with Gerard and Frank's daughter, and how cute they are, and what instruments they play. We, uh. We picked out names? It took us, like, an hour to decide. The whole incident was pretty horrifying. (Delilah and Elena, respectively, if you were curious. And, uh. Dee plays the drums, and can't carry a tune in a bucket, which completely mystifies Pete – how did that happen? She loves to hang with Andy and Spencer and Bob and rock out on her little drum set, pigtails flying. Elena is a badass guitar goddess with shiny hair, and she and Ray Toro have really intense conversations about music. WHY ARE WE SO LAME.)Get on that, you guys.
Also, a meme, swiped from
slodwick: Name any character and I'll tell you three (or more) reasons why s/he sucks. *beams*
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Also, hahaha Fraser!
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That is possibly the CUTEST thing I have ever heard, and might have to take you up on it. Maybe.
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You might also be interested to learn that Gerard draws little superhero comics starring the two of them for their birthdays every year: Dee and Elena Save Lives! Also, the Panic boys and Pete combine forces to make Dee the most stylish little hipster kid in the world, while Elena's socks never match and her knees are skinned. JUST FYI.
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Do you want me to use Dee and Elena, because I can, if you want me to.
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jksdgbdfjgbkjfxgbkufgbTHECUTE. I don't even like kids but oh my god.
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(*weeps for soul*)
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Srsly, I just finished skoozie's post-breakup P!ATD fic and all I want is spinoff fic with Spence and Bren and Jay living out their stupidly adorable happily ever after.
(PS I totally love how freaking young Pete looks in that first pic - it reminds me of photos of 2-year-olds holding their younger sibs for the first time)
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I love how freaking HAPPY Pete looks in that first pic. He is SO OVERJOYED about holding
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YOU'RE NOT!! THAT IS FUCKING AWESOME!! I WANT MORE OF THAT PARAGRAPH!!
I love kidfic. For real. And those pics made my ovaries explode. :)
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Um. Underagedness makes everything better?
ALSO OMG THE TINY TINY DEVIL HORNS. \m/
Andrea
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sex. TINY TINY DEVIL HORNS!Here's one of my favorite pictures of Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz, just ftr:
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Sucks as in gives blowjobs? Because I want to hear all about who Ryan Ross is sucking.
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1. Pete
2. Brendon
3. Patrick, this one time when Pete wasn't in the FOB tour bus and Ryan was really in the mood
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1. He is not dating me.
2. He is not dating Greta.
3. He is not, to the best of my knowlege, dating a tiny Panic boy.
I AM SORRY, THAT WAS AWFUL, LET'S TRY AGAIN.
1. His old band was, imho, kind of sucky.
2. He doesn't talk enough in interviews.
3. He needs to fucking shave, okay? I am not kidding.
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Mikeyway:
1. That honeymoon thing is not my favorite
2. GO BACK TO THE GLASSES, DUDE
3. Sometimes I worry that he's literally retarded?
Ryanross:
1. No cock shots (yet)
2. Against all odds, pings me as straight
3. Horrible, awful, drag queen facial hair
Ray Vecchio:
1. Falling asleep during Fraser's ultimate Tale of Woe and Angst
2. Leaving for Vegas
3. Awful 90s fashion choices
Elizabeth Weir:
1. Horrible diplomat
2. Cannot wear bras that fit
3. That whole Simon fiasco
I... don't have icons of any of these people. Coincidence?????
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Go! ♥ ♥ ♥
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Severus Snape:
1. By all accounts, needs to bathe more often
2. Mean to Neville
3. Probably actually a pretty bad teacher
Pete Wentz:
1. Doesn't capitalize shit
2. Says and does stuff without thinking it through
3. ASHLEE SIMPSON
Summer Roberts:
1. Didn't recognize how adorable Seth was in early 1st season
2. Didn't recognize how annoying Seth was in 2nd, 3rd, and 4th seasons
3. Planned to base her college decision on her boyfriend's college decision
Allison Cameron:
1. That stupid fucking crush on House
2. Demands too much of others emotionally
3. I'm weirded out by the sick people fetish, honestly
Gerard Way (I HATE YOU):
1. The blond hair was bad
2. Has never expressed support in my hearing for Buffy or Girl-Wonder.org, even though I know he must think they're great
3. Sometimes a little pretentious
Greta (I HAAAATE YOU):
1. Should force the Hushies to play more Chicago shows that don't fucking sell out before I get tickets
2. Has not had an adorable relationship, that we know of, with either Jon Walker or Patrick Stump
3. Not very vocal about her politics?
That was HARD, YO. And for the record, I would still date or bone each and every one of these people. I'm just sayin'!
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