Kiss my sass [kalpurna]

Tomorrow is going to be FUCKING INSANE, my lovelies. I wake up, go to work, leave work early to get on a plane (on which, I guarantee, I will get no sleep), fly to England, land Wednesday morning (it was hard for me to figure this out, but it happens because of SCIENCE), stand in line all day, experience Decaydancefest omg what, probably go out afterwards, and finally, finally fall into bed in the wee hours Thursday morning. Yes. It will be, oh, what's the word? HARD FUCKING CORE.

allllso, I continue to love Gabe Saporta more than breathing. The new song titles are pleasing to me! "Prostitution Is The World's Oldest Profession (And I, Dear Madame, Am A Professional).” AHAHAHAHA. Let's add Rentboy AUs to the endlessly growing list of Fic Gabe Saporta Canonically Wants You to Write, y/y?

OMG, now I have to go do BUCKETS of laundry. I have a confession, guys: you know that part in LotMS when every self-respecting fangirl goes "Ewwww, Gerard Way, why are you so gross!?" Well, that is the part where I am CONSPICUOUSLY SILENT, because I do laundry approximately never. Like, once so far this summer. I need a Brian Schechter of my very own. :((

I should have internets in England, but just in case I don't, GOODBYE, MY DARLINGS. EMAIL ME SOMETIME!

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Oh, timezones, why so cruel? You are without a doubt HARD FUCKING CORE. Hope you have lots of fun and don't get arrested. Not that I know why you would, it just seemed like something to say. And it's not even true because I have a feeling getting arrested would make for a kickass entry.

Ignore all that. Have a good time, and tell England I'll see it in October, 'kay? *heart*

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I AM, DUDE, I AM. I hope I do get arrested, HILARIOUSLY! Like, not arrested for something scaaary, but like, Bertie Wooster stealing a policeman's helmet kind of arrested. And then I will write a glorious LJ entry about it. \o/

Will do! <3333

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I live in a city where full-serve laundromats (and who had ever heard of such a thing! not me! not I!) exist at the same price-point as self-serve laundromats, and I still can't get my ass out of the house to do laundry. I mean, that's partly an effect of my dislike for walking five blocks with a gigantic bag of laundry dragging behind me, being super-heavy and announcing my lameness to every person I walk past on the street, but still! Still. Lately, I've taken to throwing it into a wheeled suitcase: I'd rather be a Tourist than a Gross Laundry Person.

Oh, the actual laundry-doing is soooo not the worst part! It's the GATHERING and the SORTING and the DRAGGING IT AROUND IN PUBLIC and omg shoot me. I really, really empathize. Laundry is a PAIN.

I know where you're coming from. I had to pay my 16 year old brother £20 to iron enough clothes to last me the 3 days I'll be in London so I don't have to go to the BigGayEmo Fest naked :/

Actually, ironing is something I very much enjoy, weirdly enough! I think it was ironing the zillions and zillions of yards of huge empire-waisted cotton dresses for my high school's performance of Pride and Prejudice, tbh. After hours and hours of steam and burned fingers, it becomes weirdly cathartic! I could iron all day, if only someone else would gather up my laundry and sort it and shovel it into the machines for me.

A big YES!

\o/

Ah! I actually want that list to exist! Let's start it:

1) Gabe/Patrick assbunnies fic
2) Rentboy AU
3) Cult!AU in which Gabe converts you in his basement
4) The Aliens Made Me Do It! Fic

HAVE SO MUCH FUN IN LONDON!

dude, I started this comment like an hour ago, then got distracted by ~~something shiny~~ a really in-depth conversation with MSC. So for that hour, this comment was just sitting here up to the HAVE SO and then it just stopped

GABE WHY ARE YOU SO FABULOUS? IT IS AWESOME. To go along with that list, we could have the list of pairings Gabe has personally encouraged! Travis/Gabe/Bill, anyone?

I WILL OMG OMG!

okay. so i know you're there with a big lot of people, & i'm sort of no-one in amongst your f-list, but since i'll be there, & you'll be there, it seems quite ridiculous to avoid meeting at all, as this will probably be the first & only time i'll be in meeting-proximity to you.

therefore. well. i suppose i'd just like to meet you. just to say hi, you know. i won't get majorly in the way of the awesome gayfest happening onstage. so. how can i recognise you? maybe i'll just walk up & down the line saying 'um. kalpurna?' vaguely hopefully.

okay, okay, OBVIOUSLY WE SHOULD HANG OUT. LET'S SEE. I'm trying to think of a good way to identify myself! I will be wearing red, probably? Because I like red??? uhm. I'm a blonde. ~~I will have a rose clutched between my teeth.~~ Dude, I actually HAVE a big nametag that says Kalpurna, maybe I should bring it! (I might. Let's see if I have shame!)

If all else fails, "Hannah and Rachel!" is most likely to get results. I would give you my phone number, but I don't really understand how my magical world phone works, because I am very pretty. Oh, or you could email YOUR phone number to smile.enigmatically at gmail dot com (

quettaser), because she is the brains of the operation! In conclusion, I probably should have planned this out better. /o\

I AM USING THE ONLY ICON OF MYSELF THAT I OWN, I HOPE IT HELPS.

Hopefully I shall manage to bump into you at some point as well - since fandom got me into this thing it would be silly to go to a gig and yet meet no fangirls! And if I don't see you, have an AWESOME TIME. I'm expecting a good report on my home city and all.

OMG. SRSLY. This is like -- some freakish, otherworldly AU-type occasion because it is the bandom & the fandom coming together in one place & OMG. I am so fucking psyched.
Okay. Okay, so I'll email my number to

quettaser then. I mean, I'll be wandering up & down the queue asking for a Kalpurna anyway, but yeah. In case I miss you somehow. Do you know what sort of time you'll be there? I was planning to get there for about 1pm. Maybe. :)
OMG. You know. I'm actually going to be going along the queue, staring at girls' breasts, wondering if they look familiar now. xD
Okay. Cool. So, you know, in case you're not getting to the internet between now & then, I'll see at the London gayfest tomorrow. WIN. :D

OH. Also, I just remembered. *facepalm*
I don't know what time it is where you are, so I don't know if you'll get to see this, but. Just so you know. I'm kind of really tall. Black hair, short & majorly fluffy. Will be wearing a black hoodie, probably. & have something drawn on my face. Will be with a short black girl with braids & my also tall, blonde sister.
I'm sure we'll find each other in the queue anyway, but yeah.

I need a Brian Schechter of my very own too, but for completely different reasons.

Oh, I hope that was implied. He is a multi-use Brian Schechter!

Uhm, yeah. If we ever shared a place it would be such a sty, and I have thought to myself that Gerard and I are laundry soul mates, in that we avoid it like the plague.

BYE BB, HAVE AWESOME TIMES, I MISS YOU.

Allison, don't talk to me about our hypothetical shared apartment, because while it would be a festering shithole, it would be a festering shithole of LOVE, and it is a constant sadness to me that you live a zillion miles away. (Not that my apartment this year will not be HELLA COOL, but. My roommates, awesome as they are, are not that into gay porn tbh.)

\\\\o//// IF I SEE GABE I WILL SAY HI FOR YOU

Maybe NEXT year we can have a festering shithole of love! You should so say hi to him for me. "That weird American girl in Australia says hi, and is super psyched about the new album."

SO JEALOUS. And will also be so bored without you and Rachel around for ages and ages.

See? This is why me not ariving till 1pm on Thurs is a great idea! I will be travelling to you while you sleep so when you wake up from the jet-lag from HELL, there will be a me going "Mwuahahahahahahaaa!" And if that doesn't terrify you awake? Nothing will!

I just have this mental image of wandering round the hostel knocking on random doors going "...Hannah? No? Oops - sorry... Hannah?" Heh

You! I need to speak to you about Thursday. :D

*Pings you on IM*

Go have fun!

Oh my god, dude, you're going to have such a fantastic time.

Enjoy it!

ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS OMGYAY! DECAYDANCE IS TOMORROW!

WITH A SIDE ORDER OF NO, REALLY, OMGYAY! DECAYDANCE IS TOMORROW!

Okay.

Well, I am not even getting to London until like, 15:40, so I will be hitting the queue LATE, omg. I will look for the screaming fangirls, though. :D And I am definitely hooking up with you guys Thursday if I have to TRAMPLE PEOPLE to do so (I don't leave for home until 9:30pm, so you will be awake, presumably, at some stage).

HOORAY FOR YOU! I am, obviously, insanely jealous - but mostly I am VERY VERY HAPPY FOR YOU. (and jealous)

quick question: when we come to visit you on our roadtrip of doom, is it okay if we don't get there until, um, kind of late in the evening? because Q has, you know, work and stuff, and we do not yet have our instantaneous transporter working.

Hannah, I tivoed High School Musical 2 this afternoon; in the six hours since it finished, I've been reading Joyce Carol Oates on my couch. Even though you'd think that would get me out of the basketball-dance-sequence mood, my fingers kept on making involuntary wiggles in the direction of my remote. I probably will not be able to hold out till you get back from the concerts, but give me a call when you do anyway.

MATT

PS: Does using a semi-colon in a Live Journal comment make me a goober?

NB: I leave Sept 1.

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